PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Darren McPunchface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Splash Wetness (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wetness has chosen Pump Up The Jam- Technotronic as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

McPunchface
vs
Wetness

191 cm
26
215 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

203 cm
20
215 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Dangerous knees
Powerful

Nuggetori's Nutritionals

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Darren McPunchface!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Splash Wetness!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Russell Pearce and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Wetness clinches.
Wetness blocking some punches.
Wetness's coach down at Fight Club FC was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Wetness's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
McPunchface lands a nice uppercut.
McPunchface misses with the head strike.
McPunchface wants to break free but Wetness has control.
McPunchface taking a breather.
Wetness managing to block the knees to the body from McPunchface.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Nice elbow from Wetness.

It looks like Darren McPunchface has been cut.
Wetness lands a knee to the body.
McPunchface is breathing heavily.
Wetness connects with a knee to the head.
McPunchface has a couple of punches blocked by Wetness.
Wetness landing knees to the body.
A short body shot lands from Wetness as the two fighters clinch.
Wetness slows down the pace here.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wetness content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Wetness lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Wetness connects with a knee to the head.
McPunchface wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Knees to the body from Wetness.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wetness lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down McPunchface.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wetness obliges.
Wetness landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Wetness lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
McPunchface takes a knee right on the jaw!
McPunchface takes a knee right on the jaw!
Wetness lands a good knee to the midsection. McPunchface won't want to take too many of those.
Wetness lands an elbow inside that McPunchface shrugs off.
Wetness lands a nice knee to the body.
Wetness lands a knee to the body.
McPunchface takes a knee right on the jaw!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Wetness.
Wetness lands a body punch in the clinch.
McPunchface takes a knee right on the jaw!
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Wetness with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

McPunchface is rocked!
Wetness putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has McPunchface in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Oh McPunchface is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wetness is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Wetness taking a breather.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McPunchface missing with knees to the body.
McPunchface seems to have got his legs back now.
McPunchface doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wetness displaying some good clinch control by pressing McPunchface up against the cage.
Wetness lands a good knee to the midsection. McPunchface won't want to take too many of those.
Wetness scores a nice knee to the body.
Wetness utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
A knee to the head by Wetness.
Wetness is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wetness scores a nice knee to the body.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section.
A knee to the head by Wetness.
Wetness working McPunchface over with knees to the body.
Wetness scores a nice knee to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wetness landing knees to the body.
Wetness landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Wetness putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has McPunchface in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Wetness crunches a lovely knee into McPunchface's ribcage.
Wetness landing knees to the body.
Wetness lands a knee to the head.
Wetness landing knees to the head.
Wetness lands a body shot in the clinch.
Wetness crunches a lovely knee into McPunchface's ribcage.
Wetness working McPunchface over with knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Wetness.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wetness working McPunchface over with knees to the body.
Wetness has McPunchface pushed against the cage.
Wetness putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has McPunchface in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Wetness leaning his opponent against the cage.
Wetness has McPunchface pushed against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wetness lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Wetness is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wetness slowing the pace effectively.
A body shot lands from Wetness.
Wetness dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Wetness lands an elbow just above McPunchface 's eye.
McPunchface misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wetness is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wetness scores a nice knee to the body.
Wetness lands a body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A knee to the head by Wetness.
Wetness landing knees to the body.
Wetness lands a nice elbow.
Wetness connects with a nasty looking knee right to McPunchface's face.
McPunchface takes a knee to the side of the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Splash Wetness dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Darren McPunchface's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Wetness closes the distance and clinches.
Wetness connects with a knee to the head.
Wetness works on McPunchface's body with a couple of short punches.
Wetness scores with a knee to the head.
Wetness works on McPunchface's body with a couple of short punches.
Wetness landing knees to the body.
Wetness working McPunchface over with knees to the body.
Wetness has McPunchface pressed against the cage.
Wetness is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Wetness.
Wetness lands a knee to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wetness connects with a knee to the head.
Wetness lands a good knee to the midsection. McPunchface won't want to take too many of those.
Wetness landing knees to the body.
Wetness lands a knee to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wetness has McPunchface pressed up against the cage in a tight Thai clinch. McPunchface is arching his back, trying to avoid the knees but a big one sneaks through from Wetness - that's hurt McPunchface badly! Oh, another knee lands and McPunchface is covering up! The referee steps in to save him - possibly a bit early but McPunchface doesn't seem to be complaining.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). Splash Wetness!
A determined Splash Wetness didn't want to dwell on this fight in his post fight interview. Instead he was more keen to state he wants a title shot. Let's see if he gets it!