PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Roar Horse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nero La Croix (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). La Croix has chosen La Meme Chose as his entrance music. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Horse
vs
La Croix

206 cm
20
300 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

190 cm
20
265 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

World class boxer
Very quick

Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Aspire Clothing
Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Roar Horse!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nero La Croix!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Cecil Peabody and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Horse just misses with a punch to the body.
Horse scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Horse listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Horse misses with a hook

and La Croix counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by La Croix.
La Croix misses with a short punch on the inside.
La Croix lands a shoulder strike.
A right hook to the body lands for La Croix.
La Croix has Horse pressed against the ropes, preventing Horse from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
A nice left hand lands by La Croix.
La Croix is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
La Croix misses with a punch to the body.
Horse on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A right handed body shot lands from La Croix.
Horse lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
La Croix scores with a hook to the body.
Horse is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
La Croix lands a body punch in the clinch.
La Croix is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.

That's one minute gone in the round.
La Croix lands an uppercut.
A short body shot lands from La Croix as the two fighters clinch.
La Croix missing with knees to the body.
La Croix is leaning against Horse and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
La Croix just leaning against Horse, taking a breather.
La Croix lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Horse.
La Croix is working Horse over against the ropes.
La Croix lands on the inside with an uppercut.
La Croix misses with a shot to the kidneys.
La Croix tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Horse's elbow.
La Croix misses with a hook to the ribs.
A body shot lands from La Croix.
La Croix lands a damaging elbow.

It looks like Roar Horse has been cut.
La Croix is leaning against Horse and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
La Croix lands a right hand.
La Croix lands a hook that snaps the head of Horse backwards.
La Croix lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
La Croix lands on the inside with an uppercut.
La Croix goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
I was talking to Horse's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
La Croix makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
La Croix lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
La Croix throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
La Croix scores with a nice hook to the head.
La Croix misses with a punch to the body.
La Croix working some nice short punches in the clinch.
La Croix lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Horse backwards.
Nice body punch from La Croix - that landed with a thud.

La Croix's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
La Croix fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Horse walks straight into a perfectly timed right hook, crumpling him to the floor! Horse is in all kinds of trouble here - can he beat the count? 3,4,5,6,7,8,9....10 - he's out and it's by a long way too - he didn't ever look like beating that count!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Nero La Croix!
A less than humble Nero La Croix misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.