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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Juan Cena (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hairy Scrotum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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175 lbs
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177 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Juan Cena!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hairy Scrotum!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Tarja Halkonen and Marco Blurström.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cena is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Nice defenses there by Cena.
Cena moves away from the strike by Scrotum.
Cena drops down looking for a counter takedown but Scrotum sprawls and moves away.
The fighters circling - Scrotum throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Cena closes the distance looking to clinch
and Cena takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
It looks like Juan Cena has been cut.
Cena shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Scrotum but Scrotum pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Scrotum blocks a head kick by Cena.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Scrotum's corner calls for a 1-2. Scrotum obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Scrotum throws the left hand but Cena avoids the punch easily.
Cena takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Cena on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Cena fails with the takedown.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Scrotum drops Cena with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Cena looks back up at him and smiles so Scrotum waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Scrotum connects with a looping right hand.
Juan Cena's cut is getting worse.
Cena looks up at the clock. Bad move! Scrotum lands a right hand from hell, dropping Cena. Scrotum pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hairy Scrotum!
A victorious Hairy Scrotum thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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