PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Maui Wowie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hugo Carmody (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wowie comes to the cage accompanied by Dont bogart that joint. Maui Wowie is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Wowie
vs
Carmody

185 cm
26
195 lbs
14 - 4 - 0

185 cm
26
191 lbs
10 - 7 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Voodoo Nutrition
Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Maui Wowie!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Hugo Carmody!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Donald Grub and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wowie scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Carmody takes one to the chin there.
Carmody fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Wowie has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Carmody moves out of range as Wowie strikes.
A solid leg kick lands there for Carmody.
Wowie tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Carmody was well out of range. Poor timing from Wowie.
Wowie has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Bully Busters in the buildup to the fight.
Carmody avoids the body shot from Wowie.
Jab from Wowie.
Wowie connects with a leg kick. Carmody looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Wowie cracks the inside of Carmody's front leg.

Carmody has Wowie up against the cage in a clinch.
Wowie scores with a shoulder strike.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Carmody tries to work over Wowie's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch on the inside from Wowie fails to land.
Carmody takes a shot to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Wowie fails to land.
Wowie softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Carmody gets through Wowie's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Wowie misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Wowie fails to land.
Carmody prevents a body shot from Wowie.
Wowie blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Carmody blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Carmody misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wowie lands an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Carmody.
Wowie lands a left hand.
Carmody lands a right hand.
Carmody lands a hook to the side of the head.
Carmody blocking some punches.
Carmody doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wowie throws a head punch that misses.
Carmody digs a right hand into Wowie's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Wowie's gas tank.
Nice body punch from Carmody - that landed with a thud.
A head punch on the inside from Wowie fails to land.
Wowie misses with the head strike.
Wowie lands a body punch in the clinch.
Carmody misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wowie tries to throw a body punch but Carmody avoids it by throwing Wowie back against the cage.
Carmody blocking some punches.
Carmody lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Wowie blocks a body shot from Carmody.
Wowie lands with a right to the head.
Wowie working aggressively here.
Wowie blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Wowie goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Carmody misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wowie doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wowie misses with some punches.
Wowie swings wildly with an uppercut but Carmody uses good head movement to avoid it.
Carmody blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wowie goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Carmody tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wowie's elbow.
Carmody scores with a shot to the side of Wowie's head.
Wowie tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wowie lands with a right to the head.
Carmody lands a shoulder strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carmody can't find room to land a body shot as Wowie controls the action.
Carmody blocks an uppercut.
Wowie works on Carmody's body with a couple of short punches.
Carmody fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short left from Wowie.

It looks like Hugo Carmody has been cut.
A short right from Wowie.
Wowie fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wowie.
Carmody working aggressively here.
A nice right hand lands inside from Carmody.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Wowie.
Wowie misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wowie fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Wowie lands a hook to the side of the head.
Carmody lands a left hand.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wowie.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wowie tries a body shot but Carmody blocks it.
Wowie goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Wowie fails to land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Carmody prevents a body shot from Wowie.
Carmody has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Wowie seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Carmody can turn it around.
Wowie tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wowie scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Carmody pushes Wowie back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Carmody digs a right hand underneath Wowie's ribcage. Wowie let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Wowie throws a head punch that misses.
Carmody tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wowie scores with a shot to the side of Carmody's head.
Carmody gets through Wowie's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Carmody lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Wowie works on Carmody's body with a couple of short punches.
Wowie tries to work over Carmody's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Carmody lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Carmody has a couple of punches blocked by Wowie.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Carmody can't find room to land a body shot as Wowie controls the action.
Carmody blocking some punches.
Wowie prevents a body shot from Carmody.
Carmody misses with a short punch on the inside.
Carmody misses with a short punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Maui Wowie dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Hugo Carmody's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Carmody is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Maui Wowie seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A looping hook to the body misses from Wowie. Carmody does a little dance to reset his feet.
Carmody throws a low kick but Wowie avoids it.
Wowie scores with a punch to the head.
Wowie looks to land a right hand but Carmody moved out of range.
Wowie is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Carmody can do to turn this around?
Carmody scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Carmody misses with a straight right.
Wowie wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Wowie throws a poor cross that misses
and Carmody counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Wowie thinking.
Wowie throws a body shot but no joy.
Wowie is looking to chop away at Carmody's legs.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Carmody takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Wowie misses with a body punch
and Carmody counters with an inside leg kick.
Wowie dips to his left and cracks Carmody with an uppercut!
Wowie slips a straight right by Carmody.
Wowie swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Wowie lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wowie lands an overhand right.
Carmody misses with a body kick.
Carmody moves out of range as Wowie strikes.
Wowie dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Carmody. That did some damage!
Wowie takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Carmody tries a low kick but Wowie avoids it.
Wowie does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Wowie throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Wowie scores with a crisp jab that stopped Carmody in his tracks.
Wowie is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Carmody jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Wowie feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Carmody's calf.
Wowie fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Carmody looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Carmody cracks Wowie with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wowie fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Carmody throws a head kick but Wowie moves out of range.
Carmody throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wowie avoids a kick to the body.
Carmody throws a right hand that misses
and Wowie counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Carmody loads up on a big right hand but Wowie slips the punch.

Carmody fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Wowie, pushing him back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Carmody fails to land.
Wowie blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Maui Wowie has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A short right from Carmody.
Wowie throws a punch but it's blocked by Carmody.
Wowie tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Carmody can't find room to land a body shot as Wowie controls the action.
Carmody misses with a punch on the inside.
Carmody lands a body shot in the clinch.
Carmody takes a shot to the head.
Carmody lands a hook that snaps the head of Wowie backwards.
A short right from Carmody.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wowie.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carmody blocks an uppercut.
Carmody lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Carmody.
Carmody tries to work over Wowie's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Wowie blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Carmody blocks a body shot from Wowie.
Wowie misses with a body punch.
Wowie lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Carmody blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Wowie blocks an uppercut.
Wowie softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Wowie swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Carmody working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Wowie lands with a light punch inside.
Carmody blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Carmody lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Carmody misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wowie misses with a punch on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Carmody tries to throw a body punch but Wowie avoids it by throwing Carmody back against the cage.
Wowie's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Wowie softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Wowie misses with a hook from the clinch.
Carmody misses with a hook from the clinch.
Carmody struggles to land a body shot inside as Wowie controls his hands.
Carmody lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Carmody blocking some punches.
Wowie misses with a short punch on the inside.
Carmody is leaning against Wowie and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Carmody.
Wowie misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wowie tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Carmody cracks Wowie with a nice body shot.
A nice left hand lands by Carmody.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Wowie creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Carmody lands an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Carmody fails to land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Hugo Carmody will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Hugo Carmody's cut.
That's time! Wowie's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Carmody chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Wowie tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Maui Wowie is winning the standup battle so far.
Wowie lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Carmody moves out of range as Wowie strikes.
It seemed like Carmody was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Carmody cracks Wowie with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Carmody scores with a body shot.
Wowie stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Carmody lets loose with a powerful body kick. Wowie will feel that in the morning.
Carmody falls off balance throwing a combination
and Wowie counters with a right hand to the body.
Wowie scores with a punch to the head.
Wowie misses with a hook.
Carmody staying out of range there.
Carmody tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wowie was well out of range. Poor timing from Carmody.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wowie fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Carmody is out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wowie takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Carmody cracks Wowie with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
A looping hook to the body misses from Wowie. Carmody does a little dance to reset his feet.
Carmody throws a push kick but Wowie slaps the foot to one side.
A looping hook to the body misses from Carmody. Wowie does a little dance to reset his feet.
Wowie lands a nice shot to the body.
Carmody waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Wowie.
Carmody defending well as Wowie loads up on a big left hand.
Carmody thows a leg kick but Wowie checks it
and Wowie counters with a nice uppercut.
Carmody moves out of range of the strikes.
Carmody appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Wowie moves out of range as Carmody strikes.
Carmody moves out of range as Wowie strikes.
Carmody lands a jab to the head.
Carmody misses with a leg kick.
Wowie was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Carmody connects with a good right hand that stumbles Wowie. Wowie circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wowie takes one to the chin there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Carmody checks a low kick from Wowie.
Wowie staying out of range there.
Carmody takes one to the chin there.
Carmody keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Wowie.
Wowie takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Carmody throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wowie wants to land a leg kick but Carmody is out of range.
Carmody slips under a jab.
Carmody swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Wowie throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Carmody stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Carmody tried to score with a low kick but Wowie checks it.
Wowie throws a lazy uppercut
and Carmody connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Carmody moves out of range of the strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wowie is looking to slow Carmody down with leg kicks.
Carmody lands a front kick.
Wowie takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Wowie connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Carmody momentarily.
Wowie looks to score with a jab to the body but Carmody is just out of range.
Carmody tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wowie was well out of range. Poor timing from Carmody.
Carmody misses with an uppercut. Wowie saw that one coming.
Carmody lands with a right hand.

Carmody moves into the clinch successfully.
Wowie swings wildly with an uppercut but Carmody uses good head movement to avoid it.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Wowie creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Carmody blocks a body shot from Wowie.
A short left from Carmody.
Wowie throws a head punch that misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wowie lands a shoulder strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wowie throws a head punch that misses.
Carmody tries to throw a body punch but Wowie avoids it by throwing Carmody back against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Carmody creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Wowie misses with a punch on the inside.
Wowie lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Wowie misses with a hook to the ribs.
Carmody goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Carmody blocking some punches.
Wowie misses with a punch on the inside.
Nice body punch from Carmody - that landed with a thud.
Carmody tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wowie's elbow.
Carmody blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Carmody blocks a body shot from Wowie.
Carmody misses with a punch to the body.
Carmody lands with a light punch inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Carmody.
A head punch on the inside from Wowie fails to land.
Carmody lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Wowie.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Hugo Carmody.
I think Carmody has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 28:29
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 28:29
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hugo Carmody!
A very excited looking Hugo Carmody made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Maui Wowie spoke after the fight, saying 'Pass the Bong'.