PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lord Viceroy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Derp Wyatt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wyatt has chosen Tones on Tail - Go! as his entrance music. Lord Viceroy had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Viceroy
vs
Wyatt

198 cm
40
285 lbs
36 - 22 - 0

200 cm
26
280 lbs
17 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Zenith Nutrition (160q/225$)
KAISER Nutrition - Q160/$250

MayheM sportswear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 36 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Lord Viceroy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Derp Wyatt!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Elvis Blanc and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wyatt's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Wyatt duly obliges.
A punch combination from Viceroy misses.
Wyatt blocks a jab.
Viceroy scores with a nice strike.
Viceroy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Viceroy lands with a right hand.
Lord Viceroy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice uppercut there from Wyatt.
Viceroy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wyatt.
Wyatt tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Viceroy is able to avoid easily.
Viceroy throws a big counter combination but Wyatt scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
A swing and a miss from Wyatt.
Viceroy tests Wyatt's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wyatt swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Viceroy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Wyatt appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Wyatt throws a body punch but Viceroy moves out of range.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Wyatt steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Viceroy.
A nice combination there by Wyatt.

It looks like Lord Viceroy has been cut.
Viceroy fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Wyatt misses with an uppercut. Viceroy saw that one coming.
Viceroy was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Wyatt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Viceroy was well out of range. Poor timing from Wyatt.
Wyatt cracks Viceroy with an open hand slap.
Wyatt throws a leg kick but Viceroy sees it coming and moves out of range.
Wyatt looks to land a left hand but Viceroy moved out of range nicely.
Viceroy throws a big counter combination but Wyatt scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wyatt misses with a straight left.
Viceroy moves away from the strike by Wyatt.
Wyatt throws a nice inside leg kick.
Viceroy throws a predictable looking body shot
and Wyatt counters with a stiff right hand.
Wyatt lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Viceroy misses with a double jab.
A big left from Wyatt misses.
Viceroy looks to land a left hand but Wyatt moved out of range nicely.
Viceroy throws a body punch but Wyatt moves out of range.
Wyatt throws a right and a left that Viceroy avoids nicely.
Wyatt looks to throw the jab but Viceroy is out of range.
Wyatt fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Viceroy on the side of the head.
A nice combination there by Viceroy.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wyatt missing with a left hand there. Viceroy was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Wyatt doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
A good leg kick by Wyatt.
Viceroy throws a jab when Wyatt was well out of range.
Viceroy scores with a jab. Wyatt acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Viceroy ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Viceroy throws a right hand that Wyatt ducks under and follows up with a left that Wyatt also avoids with ease.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Viceroy throws a hook but Wyatt avoids it easily.
Wyatt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Viceroy.
Wyatt throws a shot from downtown. Viceroy moves away and avoids it.
It looked like Viceroy wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Wyatt uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Viceroy.
Wyatt thuds a left hand into Viceroy's body.
Wyatt misses with a kick to the body.
Wyatt connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Wyatt misses with a hook.
Wyatt gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Viceroy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Viceroy throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Viceroy throws an off balance right hand
enabling Wyatt to counter with a crisp jab.
A telegraphed right hand from Viceroy misses the target.
Viceroy ducks under a wild hook from Wyatt.
Wyatt takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Viceroy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wyatt.
Viceroy bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Wyatt throws a lazy right hand but Viceroy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Viceroy throws a combination that misses
and Wyatt counters with a stiff right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Viceroy slips under a jab from Wyatt.
Viceroy lands with a hook. Wyatt tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
A jab from Wyatt finds it's way through Viceroy's defenses.
Left hook, right uppercut from Viceroy.

It looks like Derp Wyatt has been cut.
Wyatt swings for the body but Viceroy moves out of range.
Viceroy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Wyatt throws out the jab.
Wyatt throws the left hand but Viceroy avoids the punch easily.
Wyatt lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Wyatt throws a right hand that Viceroy ducks under and follows up with a left that Viceroy also avoids with ease.
Wyatt misses with a wild body shot.
Viceroy tests Wyatt's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wyatt connects with a looping right hand.
Wyatt lands a jab to the head.
Viceroy slips under a jab.
Viceroy shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Wyatt staying out of range there.
Wyatt unleashes a big counter combination but Viceroy bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Viceroy steps in with a hook that catches Wyatt right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Viceroy follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Wyatt looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lord Viceroy!
After the big win, Lord Viceroy made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Zenith Nutrition (160q/225$) and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.