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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Taco Stiffy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sebastian Ho (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stiffy's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, The taco dance. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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285 lbs
10 - 6 - 0 |
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195 cm
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225 lbs
6 - 2 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Basic striking
Very quick |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Taco Stiffy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Sebastian Ho!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Winston Alpacca and Bart Greer.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stiffy throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Ho tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Stiffy is in Ho's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stiffy stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Ho swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Ho being controlled here, momentarily.
Stiffy won't allow Ho to sweep him here.
Stiffy has gone for a leg lock! Ho slips out almost immediately though and dives into Stiffy's guard.
Ho looking to pass the guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stiffy looking for a sweep. Not yet Stiffy, not yet.
Ho wants to stand but Stiffy is controlling his posture from full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stiffy is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Stiffy wants to sweep but no luck.
Stiffy working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Ho doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Ho manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Ho drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Ho jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Stiffy working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Ho doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Ho manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Ho got a little sloppy there for a moment and Stiffy has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Ho has managed to get both his arms back between Stiffy's legs - danger averted.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Stiffy working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Ho doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Ho manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Stiffy is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Ho frees his head nicely. Oh but Stiffy has switched to an armbar! Ho is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Taco Stiffy!
Post fight, Taco Stiffy stared into the camera and said 'SNIFFY KNOWS HOES ! '.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
31% |
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