PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Josh Turner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eyeam Yurmommy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Turner comes into the arena with Next Episode by Dr. Dre blaring out of the sound system. Yurmommy is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Peanut Butter Jelly Time - Galantis. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Turner
vs
Yurmommy

175 cm
28
147 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

150 cm
22
135 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Decent elbows
Granite chin

Excellent grappler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Nuggetori's Nutritionals

Bullet Proof System
Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Josh Turner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Eyeam Yurmommy!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Winston Howard and Topper Green.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yurmommy lands a nice hook to Turner's body. Turner takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Turner throws a lazy uppercut
and Yurmommy counters with a right hand to the body.
Yurmommy slips under a jab from Turner.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Yurmommy! But no joy.
Yurmommy misses with a takedown attempt - Turner sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Yurmommy chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Turner can pounce on him.
Yurmommy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Yurmommy connects with a single shot there.
Turner lands a head shot.
We've been told by Turner's head coaches at Zen Balance Monastery that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Turner takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Yurmommy has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Turner misses the jab.

Yurmommy closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Turner's guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Yurmommy is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.

Turner working for submissions but it's allowed Yurmommy to get to half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Turner is looking to improve his position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yurmommy prevents Turner from standing back up.
Turner is looking to get back to full guard here but Yurmommy has managed to pass to side control instead.
Turner is looking to regain half guard here but Yurmommy keeps moving and retains side control.
Yurmommy taking a breather here.
Yurmommy wants to control but Turner is keeping him busy.
Turner is trying to get back to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Turner sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Turner keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Yurmommy drops an elbow to the side of Turner's head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Turner gets full guard.
Yurmommy postures up.
Turner keeping moving, preventing Yurmommy from controlling successfully.
Turner being controlled here, momentarily.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Turner manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Yurmommy manages to get himself to full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turner trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Yurmommy controlling Turner's posture.
Turner content to stall in guard here.
Yurmommy not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

Yurmommy looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Turner passes into side control.

Turner decides to stand back up. Turner steps back and let's Yurmommy get back to his feet.
A slow jab from Yurmommy misses its intended target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Yurmommy fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Turner lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Turner lands a nice shot that snaps Yurmommy's head back.
Turner throws a looping overhand right but Yurmommy ducks down to avoid it.

Yurmommy closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Turner to the mat! Turner manages to get full guard.
Turner will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

Yurmommy got a little sloppy there for a moment and Turner has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Yurmommy has managed to get both his arms back between Turner's legs - danger averted.
Yurmommy won't allow Turner to sweep him here.

Yurmommy is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Turner is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Turner has escaped and now he's on top!

Yurmommy not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Turner tries to free his leg and advance position but Yurmommy is retaining full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Eyeam Yurmommy will probably get the nod.
That's time! Turner's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Yurmommy stuns Turner with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Yurmommy.

Yurmommy moves into the clinch successfully.
A knee to the head by Turner.
Yurmommy lands with a right to the head.
Yurmommy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Still in the clinch, Yurmommy scores with a nice short uppercut.
Turner stalling in the clinch but Yurmommy improves position.
Yurmommy lands a right hand.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Yurmommy creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A body shot lands from Yurmommy.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Yurmommy avoids a wild elbow strike from Turner.
Yurmommy lands a nice uppercut.
Turner is looking to break free of the clinch but Yurmommy has double underhooks.
Yurmommy has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A short right from Yurmommy.
Still in the clinch, Yurmommy scores with a nice short uppercut.

Yurmommy successfully pulls guard.
Yurmommy working a defensive guard here.

Yurmommy is looking for a triangle here but Turner uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turner tries to advance to mount but Yurmommy denies him.
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Turner has knee on belly and moves into mount.
Turner takes Yurmommy's back. Could be looking for a rear naked choke here - either way, Yurmommy is in trouble.

Yurmommy is staying cool under pressure, defending well against the rear naked choke attempt from his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.

Turner working from the back looking to end the fight with a rear naked choke. Yurmommy is doing well to defend. Turner seems to have got his hand under the chin though and he's sunk the choke in! Yurmommy is forced to tap and this one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Josh Turner!
After winning the bout, Josh Turner thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.