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Aspire MMA - Just Bleed 38 PBP Commentary


Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bubba Dee and Theodore Thundercunt. Thundercunt has chosen What a Wonderful World-Louis Armstrong as his entrance music. Theodore Thundercunt has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Bubba Dee's chin.

197 cm
23
270 lbs
8 - 4 - 0
194 cm
30
245 lbs
16 - 8 - 0
BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Aspire Nutrition



Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 wins, 4 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bubba Dee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 wins, 8 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Las Vegas, Theodore Thundercunt!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Percy O'Donnell and Frank Antenori.



The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Dee closes the distance and pushes Thundercunt back into the cage.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dee's elbow.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dee's elbow.

Dee pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Thundercunt misses with an uppercut
and Dee counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Thundercunt thinking.
Thundercunt tries to clinch up.
Thundercunt on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.

Thundercunt takes the fight into the clinch.
Dee blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Our sources have told us that Dee has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dee displaying some good clinch control by pressing Thundercunt up against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Dee escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dee scores with a decent looking hook.

Thundercunt instigates a clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Dee breaks from the clinch.
Thundercunt tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dee swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Thundercunt darts in and clinches Dee up against the cage.
Dee lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Thundercunt lands with a right to the head.
Thundercunt digs a right hand underneath Dee's ribcage. Dee let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dee backwards.
A short body shot lands from Thundercunt as the two fighters clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Thundercunt.
Dee is breathing heavily.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Dee is looking to break free of the clinch but Thundercunt has double underhooks.
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thundercunt working some nice short punches in the clinch.

It looks like Bubba Dee has been cut.
Thundercunt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thundercunt scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Dee blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dee tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Dee.
Thundercunt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Thundercunt misses with a punch to the body.
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thundercunt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dee backwards.
Dee softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Thundercunt has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Dee seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Thundercunt can turn it around.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as Dee controls his hands.
Dee blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dee blocking some punches.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Dee.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dee.
Thundercunt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Dee breaks the clinch.
Dee circles away from the clinch attempt.
Dee was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Thundercunt is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

Dee gets tackled into the cage by Thundercunt. Thundercunt maintains the clinch.
Thundercunt tries to work over Dee's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thundercunt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the side of the head.
A right hook to the body lands for Dee.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

Dee breaks the clinch.

Thundercunt moves into the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Dee.
A short right from Thundercunt on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Dee blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.

Dee escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thundercunt wants to clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dee takes a jab right on the kisser.
A head kick misses from Thundercunt.
Theodore Thundercunt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fighters circle momentarily. Dee darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

Thundercunt rushes Dee and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Dee prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Dee lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Thundercunt tries to work over Dee's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thundercunt misses with a punch to the body.
Thundercunt lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dee blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Theodore Thundercunt dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bubba Dee's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.



Dee closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Thundercunt has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

Dee breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Dee misses with a double jab.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Thundercunt. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Thundercunt wants to clinch.
As Thundercunt tries to get set, Dee tries to push him back and clinch up but Thundercunt manages to avoid the attempt.
Dee swinging wildly here.
Dee lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Dee looks to throw the jab but Thundercunt is out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt tries to clinch there but Dee circles away.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but Dee is having none of it.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Dee looks to score with a jab to the body but Thundercunt is just out of range.
Thundercunt is looking to clinch.
Thundercunt wants to clinch up but Dee keeps it at a distance.

Thundercunt moves into the clinch successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dee misses with the head strike.
Dee throws a head punch that misses.
Dee blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
A left hand lands to the body for Thundercunt.

Dee pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Dee clinches.
Thundercunt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thundercunt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dee pushes Thundercunt back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dee blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dee lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Thundercunt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

Dee breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Bubba Dee is winning the standup battle so far.
An inside leg kick from Dee misses.
Good standup being displayed there by Dee as he connects with a hook.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but Dee moves out of range.
Dee circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dee uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thundercunt.
Decent striking displayed by Dee there.
Dee throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thundercunt is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

Dee has closed the distance and engaged Thundercunt in a clinch.
Dee lands a hook to the side of the head.

Dee pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Thundercunt clinches.
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as Dee controls his hands.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dee blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Dee pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dee throws a jab but it's blocked by Thundercunt.

Thundercunt closes the distance and pushes Dee back into the cage.

Dee breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Thundercunt fails with an attempt to clinch.
Thundercunt works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Dee slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Thundercunt scores with a body shot.
Thundercunt pulls out of a head kick attempt.
An attempted straight right counter from Dee misses the target.
Thundercunt fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dee seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Thundercunt tries to clinch there but Dee circles away.
It looked like Dee was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Thundercunt misses with a looping left.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but fails miserably

and Dee counters with a crisp one two that drops Thundercunt! Dee thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Thundercunt to his feet! Thundercunt is in big trouble!

Thundercunt is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!

Thundercunt clinches with his opponent.
Thundercunt is still on wobbly legs! Can Dee finish him?

Dee breaks the clinch.
Thundercunt walks right into a perfectly timed right hook and goes down hard! He's out cold! The ref cradles Thundercunt limp body while Dee jumps on to the cage and waves to the roaring crowd. Wow that was just a brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bubba Dee!
After the fight, Bubba Dee was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
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