PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Bertram Adelhard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Your Name Here (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Adelhard might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Volbeat - Still Counting. Bertram Adelhard has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Adelhard
vs
Name Here

189 cm
23
178 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

172 cm
24
170 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Aspire Nutrition

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bertram Adelhard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Your Name Here!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Adelhard is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Adelhard thows a body kick. Here tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Here cracks Adelhard with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Adelhard misses with a takedown

and Here holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Adelhard goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Here drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Adelhard gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Adelhard slows down the pace here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Here is trying to pull guard but Adelhard turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.

Here pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Here throws a nice outside leg kick.
Adelhard has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Here.
Adelhard does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Adelhard.
Here throws a right and a left that both miss.
Here tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Adelhard was well out of range. Poor timing from Here.
No luck for Adelhard with that takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bertram Adelhard. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Adelhard throws a head kick that misses.
Here takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Here throws a right and a left that Adelhard avoids nicely.
Adelhard tries for a takedown but Here sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Adelhard walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Adelhard keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Adelhard is looking to counter punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Here throws a hook but Adelhard blocks it.
Here throws a body shot but no joy.
Adelhard is looking to counter punch.
Adelhard throws a combination. Here tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Here drives through and clinches with Adelhard against the cage.
Adelhard lands a left hand.
Here will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Adelhard up against the cage.
Adelhard doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Here blocks a body shot from Adelhard.
Adelhard is pushing Here up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Adelhard pushes Here back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Adelhard misses with a shot to the kidneys.

Here pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Here misses with a lunging right hand
and Adelhard counters with a straight right hand.
Adelhard throws a shot to the body.
Here throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Adelhard throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Here sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Here takes a swing at Adelhard's ribcage but misses.
Here ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Adelhard moves away.
Adelhard feinted with a counter takedown.
Here cracks a nice hook into Adelhard's ribs.
Here takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Adelhard clobbers Here with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Adelhard misses with a looping right.
Here swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Adelhard catches Here with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Here on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Here tries to clinch but Adelhard moves out of range.
Adelhard looks for a takedown but Here sprawls well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from Adelhard misses.
Adelhard looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Here misses with a hook.
Adelhard misses with an uppercut
letting Here counter with a right hand.
Adelhard misses with a body kick.
Here let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Here rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Adelhard counters with a low kick, right behind Here 's knee.
Adelhard is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.

Here has managed to clinch.
Here prevents Adelhard from breaking the clinch.

Here breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Here falls off balance throwing a combination
and Adelhard counters with a nice uppercut.
Adelhard just misses with a punch to the body.
Here counters with a body kick.
Here scores with a jab.
Adelhard lands a slapping body shot.
Here tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Adelhard was well out of range. Poor timing from Here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Bertram Adelhard will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Here feints and as Adelhard raises his hands in defense, Here changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.

Adelhard has an active guard here but Here has managed to pass into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Here performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Adelhard tries to roll over but Here keeps him under control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Adelhard wants to control but Here is keeping busy and won't allow it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Here stalling.
Here wants to advance to full mount but Adelhard doesn't think that's going to happen and regains full guard instead.
Adelhard tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Adelhard working a defensive guard here.

Adelhard is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Here trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Adelhard looking to control.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Here tries to move into range but Adelhard moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Here throws a big shot that misses.
Adelhard tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Here was well out of range. Poor timing from Adelhard.
Here tries to counter by closing the distance.
Here connects with an inside leg kick.
Here throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Adelhard misses with a head kick.
Here stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Adelhard throws a lazy head kick
and Here counters with a left and a right that stings Adelhard.
Adelhard throws a sloppy body shot
and Here comes in over the top with a devastating right hand! Adelhard stumbles back against the cage, looking to regain his senses but Here is on him like rabid pit bull! Adelhard slumps to the ground under a storm of punches and this fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Your Name Here!
Your Name Here decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.