PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sean Obrien (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Biggus Dickus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dickus comes into a darkened arena with his song building. O Sarracino kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Biggus Dickus will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Obrien
vs
Dickus

178 cm
26
240 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

193 cm
19
270 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sean Obrien!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Biggus Dickus!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Albert Achterberg and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Obrien throws a right and a left that Dickus avoids nicely.
Dickus swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Jab by Dickus.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Dickus has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Dickus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Obrien.
Obrien throws a hook but Dickus blocks it.
Obrien throws a left and a right that both miss
and Dickus counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Obrien lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Obrien.

It looks like Biggus Dickus has been cut.
Obrien stuffs the takedown.
Dickus shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Obrien as he jumps to the side.
Obrien throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Obrien slips a jab from Dickus.
Dickus lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dickus throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Obrien.
Dickus lunges at Obrien with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Obrien's hand.
Dickus should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Obrien throws a series of punches but Dickus avoids them all with ease.
Obrien is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dickus.
Obrien fails to land with a series of punches.
Some wild striking there from Obrien.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Obrien looks to land a combination but Dickus avoids it well.
Dickus misses with a series of wild punches.
Obrien uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dickus.
Dickus scores with a jab.
The fighters circling - Obrien throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dickus ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Obrien scores with a jab. Dickus acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
A cross from Dickus lands.
Obrien misses with a hook.
Obrien misses with a left hand
enabling Dickus to counter with a crisp jab.
Obrien scores with a one two! Dickus had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Obrien looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Obrien on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Obrien throws a lazy right hand but Dickus sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dickus looks to land a combination but Obrien avoids it well.
Dickus slips a jab from Obrien.
Dickus shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Sean Obrien has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Biggus Dickus.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dickus takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Sean Obrien is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Obrien throws a big shot that misses.
Dickus swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Dickus moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Obrien looks to land a right hand but Dickus moved out of range.
A little jabbing left from Dickus on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Nice takedown defense from Obrien. No joy for Dickus on that attempt.
A big left from Obrien misses.
Dickus rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Obrien moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Dickus misses with a jab, cross combination.
Dickus looks winded!
A slow jab from Dickus misses its intended target.
Obrien lands a two punch combo.
Obrien is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Dickus's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Obrien misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dickus.
Obrien falls off balance throwing a combination
and Dickus cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Obrien stuffs the takedown attempt from Dickus. Dickus gets slowly back to his feet.
Dickus uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Obrien.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Obrien has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Obrien there as he acknowledges the shot.
Dickus ducks under a wild hook from Obrien.
Obrien looks to land a left hand but Dickus moved out of range nicely.
Obrien takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Dickus has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Obrien lands a really nice looking cross but Dickus seems unphased.
Obrien lands a jab to the head.
Obrien lands with a big left! Dickus is wobbled badly! Obrien comes in with a flurry of punches and drops Dickus to the floor. The ref jumps in to save him from unneccessary punishment.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Sean Obrien!