PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lars Kristoffer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Buster Napoleon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kristoffer comes to the cage accompanied by Who's Your Daddy. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Kristoffer
vs
Napoleon

197 cm
26
270 lbs
15 - 8 - 0

195 cm
26
265 lbs
11 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Arcticus University: London
Zenith Nutrition (160q/225$)

KAISER Nutrition - Q160/$250
Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 160$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Lars Kristoffer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Buster Napoleon!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Chris Edwards and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kristoffer missing with a left hand there. Napoleon was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Napoleon flicks out a counter leg kick but Kristoffer steps away.
Kristoffer misses with a low kick.
Napoleon has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Napoleon misses with a double jab.

Kristoffer clinches with his opponent.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Napoleon.
Kristoffer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kristoffer misses with a hook from the clinch.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Napoleon blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Napoleon lands with a light punch inside.
Kristoffer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Napoleon goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head punch on the inside from Kristoffer fails to land.
Napoleon misses with a punch to the body.
Kristoffer doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Napoleon throws a head punch that misses.
Napoleon scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Napoleon lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Napoleon digs a right hand into Kristoffer's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Kristoffer's gas tank.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Napoleon can't find room to land a body shot as Kristoffer controls the action.
Kristoffer misses with some punches.
Napoleon swings wildly with an uppercut but Kristoffer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kristoffer prevents a body shot from Napoleon.
A short right from Napoleon.
Kristoffer lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice left hand lands by Kristoffer.
Napoleon pushes Kristoffer back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Napoleon misses with a hook to the ribs.
Napoleon blocks an uppercut.

Napoleon breaks from the clinch.
Napoleon swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

Kristoffer closes the distance and pushes Napoleon back into the cage.

Napoleon breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Napoleon works over Kristoffer's head and body with a nice combination.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Napoleon tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kristoffer was well out of range. Poor timing from Napoleon.
Kristoffer misses with a hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Napoleon ducks under a wild hook from Kristoffer.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Napoleon! But no joy.
Napoleon stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Kristoffer.
Kristoffer fails to land with a series of punches.
Napoleon scoring well with a low kick there.
Kristoffer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kristoffer throws out a loose jab but Napoleon uses good head movement to avoid it.
Napoleon fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Kristoffer lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Napoleon checks a leg kick.
Kristoffer is looking to clinch but Napoleon is avoiding it.
Napoleon appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.

Kristoffer rushes Napoleon and presses him up against the cage.
Kristoffer tries a body shot but Napoleon blocks it.
Kristoffer can't find room to land a body shot as Napoleon controls the action.
Kristoffer prevents a body shot from Napoleon.
Napoleon working aggressively here.
Napoleon misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short left from Napoleon.
Napoleon blocks a body shot from Kristoffer.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Napoleon throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Kristoffers head.
Napoleon lands a left hand.
Napoleon lands with a left to the head.
Napoleon makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Kristoffer has a couple of punches blocked by Napoleon.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Napoleon.
Napoleon lands a shot to the body.
Kristoffer is breathing heavily.
Napoleon lands a body shot.
Napoleon presses Kristoffer against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Napoleon softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Napoleon throws a big uppercut that drops Kristoffer! More strikes from Napoleon and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Kristoffer lies dazed against the cage as Napoleon celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Buster Napoleon!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Buster Napoleon made sure he mentioned KAISER Nutrition - Q160/$250, along with how happy he was to win his fight.