PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Da Skrumbo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and PePe Hapitchou (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Skrumbo comes to the cage accompanied by It's a fight!!. Hapitchou has chosen Blackalicious - Sky is falling as his entrance music. PePe Hapitchou has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Da Skrumbo 's chin.

Skrumbo
vs
Hapitchou

180 cm
34
146 lbs
33 - 11 - 1

175 cm
28
152 lbs
23 - 6 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Da Skrumbo !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, PePe Hapitchou!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Skrumbo ducks under a wild hook from Hapitchou.
Hapitchou goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Hapitchou takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Hapitchou moves out of range of the strikes.
Hapitchou misses with a two punch combination.
Skrumbo walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Skrumbo really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Skrumbo throws a shot from downtown. Hapitchou moves away and avoids it.
Skrumbo looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Hapitchou misses with a low kick.
Hapitchou throws a jab when Skrumbo was well out of range.
Hapitchou bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
PePe Hapitchou seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Skrumbo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hapitchou was well out of range. Poor timing from Skrumbo .
Skrumbo throws a sloppy head kick and Hapitchou moves out of range easily.
Skrumbo scores with a hook.
Hapitchou uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Skrumbo .
Skrumbo cracks Hapitchou with a right hand to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hapitchou throws a hook but Skrumbo avoids it easily.
Skrumbo avoids the body shot from Hapitchou.
A counter left hand to the body from Skrumbo misses its target.
Hapitchou throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Skrumbo on the side of the head.
Skrumbo steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hapitchou.
Hapitchou bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Hapitchou throws a head kick but Skrumbo moves out of range.
Hapitchou lands with a hook. Skrumbo tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Hapitchou takes one to the chin there.
Hapitchou looks to throw the jab but Skrumbo is out of range.
Skrumbo misses the shot to the body.
Skrumbo uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hapitchou.
A head kick misses from Skrumbo .
Hapitchou pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Hapitchou is looking to land body kicks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Skrumbo lands an overhand right.

It looks like PePe Hapitchou has been cut.
Hapitchou throws a hook to the side of Skrumbo 's head but Skrumbo sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Skrumbo scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Hapitchou moves out of range as Skrumbo strikes.
Hapitchou misses with a wild combination.
Skrumbo throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hapitchou sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hapitchou moves out of range of the strikes.
A jab from Skrumbo misses.
A lazy body kick from Hapitchou
letting Skrumbo counter with a right hand.
Skrumbo slips under a jab from Hapitchou.
Skrumbo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hapitchou was well out of range. Poor timing from Skrumbo .
Hapitchou lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Skrumbo loads up on a big right hand but Hapitchou slips the punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Skrumbo misses the target.
Skrumbo comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A big right from Skrumbo misses.
Skrumbo connects with a body shot that sends Hapitchou's belly button to the back.
Skrumbo throws a lazy right hand but Hapitchou sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Skrumbo stuns Hapitchou with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
The fighters circling - Skrumbo throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Skrumbo connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Skrumbo throws a hook to the side of Hapitchou's head but Hapitchou sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Hapitchou throws out a loose jab but Skrumbo uses good head movement to avoid it.
Skrumbo misses with a hook
and Hapitchou counters with a series of strikes. Skrumbo will be more careful next time no doubt.
Hapitchou misses with a leg kick
and Skrumbo cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Skrumbo throws a good cross that connects.
Hapitchou throws a head kick that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Skrumbo wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Skrumbo throws the left hand but Hapitchou avoids the punch easily.
Skrumbo takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Skrumbo takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Skrumbo darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Hapitchou uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
A nice leg kick lands there from Hapitchou.
Hapitchou wants to slow Skrumbo down by chopping away at his legs.
Skrumbo swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Skrumbo lands a nice hook to Hapitchou's body. Hapitchou takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Skrumbo jabs at Hapitchou's body.
Skrumbo bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Hapitchou throws a lazy right hand but Skrumbo sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A shot to the body from Skrumbo misses
and Hapitchou connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Da Skrumbo dominated that round.
The cut man is working on PePe Hapitchou's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Hapitchou misses with a hook. Skrumbo ducked under it nicely.
Skrumbo lands with a good body shot.
Nice shot lands for Hapitchou.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Hapitchou might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Skrumbo has got the better of the exchanges.
Hapitchou misses with a head kick.
Skrumbo thows a left - swing and a miss!
Skrumbo slips under a jab.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Hapitchou in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Skrumbo throws a jab but it's blocked by Hapitchou.
A telegraphed right hand from Hapitchou misses the target.
Skrumbo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Skrumbo misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hapitchou.
Hapitchou slips a straight right by Skrumbo .
Hapitchou pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The fighters circle momentarily. Hapitchou darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Skrumbo moves into range and connects with a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hapitchou gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Skrumbo with a jab.
Skrumbo lands an overhand right.
Hapitchou slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

Skrumbo is rocked!
Good shot there by Skrumbo .
Skrumbo lands an overhand right.

Hapitchou is rocked!
Skrumbo blocks a head kick by Hapitchou.
Hapitchou is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Hapitchou is still on wobbly legs! Can Skrumbo finish him?
BOOM! Skrumbo lands a beautiful left hook that drops Hapitchou. Hapitchou tries to recover but Skrumbo is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Hapitchou lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Da Skrumbo !
A relieved looking Da Skrumbo thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.