PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Isidoro Rodrigues (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dewey Nobrainer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nobrainer is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Pink Floyd- another brick in the wall. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Rodrigues
vs
Nobrainer

185 cm
20
250 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

200 cm
25
255 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Isidoro Rodrigues!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Dewey Nobrainer!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, David Hoff and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.

Rodrigues rushes Nobrainer and presses him up against the cage.
Nobrainer misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rodrigues.
A shot in the inside from Rodrigues.
Rodrigues blocks an uppercut.
Nobrainer lands with a light punch inside.
Rodrigues lands a body punch in the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Rodrigues scores with a nice short uppercut.
Rodrigues lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Rodrigues avoiding damage.

Rodrigues drops Nobrainer onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Nobrainer is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Nobrainer is rocked!

It looks like Dewey Nobrainer has been cut.
Nobrainer looks winded!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rodrigues lands a shot to the body.
Nobrainer is still on wobbly legs! Can Rodrigues finish him?
Rodrigues throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Nobrainer seems to have recovered his senses.
Rodrigues softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Rodrigues works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Rodrigues lands a left hand.
Rodrigues lands a right hand that snaps the head of Nobrainer backwards.
Rodrigues digs a right hand underneath Nobrainer's ribcage. Nobrainer let out a lung full of air as it connected.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Nobrainer has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Rodrigues pushes Nobrainer against the cage. Rodrigues is working some dirty boxing. Rodrigues pushes off with a quick right hook! Nobrainer goes down! Nobrainer tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Rodrigues moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Isidoro Rodrigues!
Isidoro Rodrigues decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.