PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Macho Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Panda Euro (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Macho Man is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Man
vs
Euro

180 cm
27
280 lbs
16 - 0 - 0

190 cm
24
285 lbs
2 - 6 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Macho Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 6 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Panda Euro!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Daniel Franklin and Michael Johnstone.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Euro tries for a takedown but Man circles away easily
and Man counters with a nice uppercut.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Euro.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Both fighters take a look at the clock.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Euro creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Man sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Man tries to improve position but can't.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Euro tries to move into full mount but can't pass Man's legs.
Euro wants to lay and pray for a moment but Man keeps working.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Man tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Man manages to get back to half guard.
Man is looking to improve his position.
Man moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Euro trying to control but Man is working from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Man is pulling down on Euro's head to control his posture.

Euro is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Man is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Man has escaped and now he's on top!

Man slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Euro wants to stand but Man is controlling the position.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Man lands with a shot to the body.
A head kick by Euro misses
and Man counters with a straight right hand.

It looks like Panda Euro has been cut.
Euro tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Man is looking to counter the offense by Euro and move into the clinch.
Man fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Euro looks winded!
Man throws a shot to the body.
Man seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Man darts in and clinches Euro up against the cage.
Man lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Euro backwards.
Man lands with a right to the head.
Man works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Nice body punch from Man - that landed with a thud.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Man drops Euro onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Euro is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Euro is rocked!
Man lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Euro to his knees! Man keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Macho Man!
A victorious Macho Man thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.