PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Keola Fatu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tarton McFukur (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McFukur comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Riddin round with yo bitch kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Fatu
vs
McFukur

183 cm
23
280 lbs
11 - 5 - 0

211 cm
27
280 lbs
6 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very strong

Good takedowns
Decent boxing
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Keola Fatu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tarton McFukur!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Kenichi Hosakawa and Taro Takaoka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Fatu scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Fatu throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Fatu in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Fatu misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
McFukur sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Fatu throwing shots but McFukur is blocking nicely.
McFukur moves into full guard.
McFukur keeping moving, preventing Fatu from controlling successfully.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Fatu accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McFukur is trying to keep Fatu in close.
Fatu throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
McFukur looking to control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McFukur is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Fatu pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. McFukur is keeping the position for now.
Fatu scoring with some ground and pound.
Fatu stands up over McFukur, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McFukur trying to control the position.
Fatu has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
McFukur looking for a sweep. Not yet McFukur, not yet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fatu loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
McFukur trying to control the position here.
McFukur wants to control the position but Fatu says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McFukur is trying to get back to full guard.
Fatu is trying to control the action in half guard but McFukur is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Fatu missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
McFukur is looking for a sweep. Fatu is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
McFukur keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Fatu landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.

McFukur looking for submissions off his back.
Fatu is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
McFukur is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Fatu scores with a couple of nice shots.
Fatu thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed McFukur's head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatu looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks McFukur with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.

It looks like Tarton McFukur has been cut.
Fatu looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Fatu takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
McFukur is in trouble now - Fatu has advanced to mount!
McFukur takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Fatu sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Fatu cracks McFukur with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.

McFukur is rocked!

The cut above Tarton McFukur's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Tarton McFukur's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Keola Fatu!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Keola Fatu made sure he mentioned Fanatic Inc. [50], along with how happy he was to win his fight.
The defeated Tarton McFukur had this to say: 'Expletives fixed, the corporate champ and ur fanboy favorite Rome Bland here's undoubtedly juicing and it's obvious the refs clearly on the pay roll and I'm sure two of the three judges are also. Since there too cheap too buy all three but don't trip I got one of the higher ups on my squad and I'l'.