PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Tiny Trump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rob Myres (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rob Myres told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Trump
vs
Myres

175 cm
27
153 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

199 cm
28
147 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Experienced

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Tiny Trump!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rob Myres!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Steve Erwin and Topper Green.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Trump has closed the distance and engaged Myres in a clinch.
Myres blocks an elbow strike.
Nice body punch from Trump - that landed with a thud.
Myres can't break the clinch.
Trump pushes Myres back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Myres avoids the elbow strike from Trump, against the cage.
Myres takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like Rob Myres has been cut.
Trump pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Trump gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Myres tries to circle away but Trump has him pinned against the cage.
A body shot lands from Trump.
Trump pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Trump pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Trump.
Trump pushes off an throws an elbow but Myres leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Myres is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Myres is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Trump lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Myres.
Myres takes an elbow to the forehead.
Trump pushes off an throws an elbow but Myres leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Trump.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Trump pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Myres working hard to break the clinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Trump.
Trump keeps control of Myres as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Trump.
Trump lands an elbow inside that Myres shrugs off.
Trump lands a nice elbow.
Myres is trying to pull guard but Trump has him pressed against the cage.
Myres takes an elbow to the forehead.
Myres wants to break free but Trump has control.
Trump lands an elbow inside.
Myres dodges an elbow strike from Trump.
Myres is trying to push Trump away but Trump has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Myres tries to break free but Trump pushes him back against the cage.
Trump is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Trump lands an elbow that stopped Myres in his tracks for a moment.
Our sources have told us that Trump has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Trump gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Trump lands an elbow that stopped Myres in his tracks for a moment.
A short body shot lands from Trump as the two fighters clinch.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Trump just misses with a elbow thrown towards Myres's brow.
Trump lands an elbow inside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Trump misses with an elbow strike.
Trump lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

That has opened up Rob Myres's cut even more.
Myres wants to break the clinch but can't.
Trump gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters up against the cage, Trump throws an elbow but misses.
Trump lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Trump lands an elbow just above Myres 's eye.
With the fighters up against the cage, Trump throws an elbow but misses.
Trump misses with an elbow over the top.
Myres takes an elbow to the temple.
Myres can't break the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Myres's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Myres has had enough of the clinch but Trump keeps him there for the moment.
Myres dodges an elbow strike from Trump.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Trump.
Trump is pressed up against the cage. Myres has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Trump down to the mat. Trump avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Tiny Trump has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rob Myres.

Trump has managed to clinch.
With the fighters up against the cage, Trump throws an elbow but misses.
Myres has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Myres takes an elbow to the forehead.

The cut above Rob Myres's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Trump comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Trump lands a nice elbow.
Trump throws an elbow that misses.
Trump throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Trump digs a right hand into Myres's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Myres's gas tank.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Myres is trying to push Trump away but Trump has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Good body shot from Trump.
Trump lands a damaging elbow.

Rob Myres's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
With the fighters up against the cage, Trump throws an elbow but misses.
Myres jumps guard but Trump stands there with Myres around his waist. Myres gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Nice elbow from Trump.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Trump just misses with a elbow thrown towards Myres's brow.
Myres wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Trump has him pressed against the cage.
Trump works on Myres's body with a couple of short punches.
Myres wants to break the clinch but can't.
Trump lands an elbow that stopped Myres in his tracks for a moment.
Trump lands an elbow inside.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Rob Myres's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Tiny Trump!
In defeat, Rob Myres stepped up to the mic, saying 'Sorry for crappy performance tonight guys, I'll be back better than ever next time out '.