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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Olavi Korhonen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Captain Wrestlefuck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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211 lbs
5 - 6 - 0 |
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188 cm
27
215 lbs
3 - 3 - 1 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin |
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Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Olavi Korhonen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Captain Wrestlefuck!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Tarja Halkonen and Ben Zyskovitsi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Korhonen tries to clinch but Wrestlefuck moves out of range.
Korhonen tries to close the distance and clinch up but Wrestlefuck swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Korhonen moves to clinch but Wrestlefuck breaks away
and Wrestlefuck counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Wrestlefuck wants to control but Korhonen is keeping him busy.
Wrestlefuck throws a strike but Korhonen avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Wrestlefuck has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Wrestlefuck in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Wrestlefuck is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Wrestlefuck with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Korhonen keeping full guard, as Wrestlefuck tries to pass.
Wrestlefuck throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Wrestlefuck pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Korhonen is keeping the position for now.
Wrestlefuck trying to control the position from guard on top but Korhonen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Korhonen keeping full guard, as Wrestlefuck tries to pass.
Wrestlefuck throwing strikes from guard but Korhonen blocks nicely.
Wrestlefuck with a nice head shot there.
Korhonen on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Korhonen tries to get out of the position.
Wrestlefuck working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Korhonen's head.
Korhonen knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Wrestlefuck on the ground.
Wrestlefuck working some strikes from top position.
Wrestlefuck is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Wrestlefuck content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Korhonen keeping full guard, as Wrestlefuck tries to pass.
Korhonen wants to stand up but Wrestlefuck is controlling him.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Wrestlefuck working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Wrestlefuck scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Wrestlefuck sitting in guard here, content to control.
Wrestlefuck sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Korhonen's guard.
Korhonen won't allow Wrestlefuck to pass to mount.
Korhonen is trying to stand up here but Wrestlefuck is controlling him well.
Wrestlefuck working Korhonen over with strikes.
Korhonen on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wrestlefuck lands with a punch from half guard.
Korhonen is rocked!
Wrestlefuck passes the guard and advances to mount!
Oh Korhonen is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wrestlefuck lands a big elbow - Korhonen is in trouble! More strikes from the mount and Korhonen is forced to tap out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Captain Wrestlefuck!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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