PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pillow Hands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Berg Captain Hook (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pillow Hands has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Hands
vs
Captain Hook

210 cm
29
260 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

190 cm
29
266 lbs
7 - 6 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pillow Hands!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Berg Captain Hook!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Yukihiro Shimada and Kenichi Hosakawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Captain Hook walks into a jab.
We've been informed that Captain Hook has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Hands misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Captain Hook.
Captain Hook is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Hands connects with the punch.
Captain Hook lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hands circles away quickly and effectively.
Hands takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Nice straight punches there by Hands. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Hands.
Captain Hook slips a jab from Hands.
Captain Hook looks for a takedown but Hands sprawls well.
Hands misses the shot to the body.
Captain Hook throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hands takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

It looks like Pillow Hands has been cut.
Captain Hook throws a leg kick
and Hands counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Captain Hook lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hands circles away quickly and effectively.
Hands tests Captain Hook's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Captain Hook keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hands scores with a nice right hand.
Pillow Hands is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Captain Hook throws a series of punches but Hands avoids them all with ease.
We've been told by Hands's head coaches at Bi-Polar Asylum LV's #1 Public Training Center that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Hands throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hands scores with a hook to the body. Captain Hook takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Captain Hook lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Captain Hook misses with a few strikes there.
Sloppy strikes from Captain Hook. Those never looked like landing.
Hands lands a right hook to the body.
Hands lands an overhand right.
Captain Hook falls off balance throwing a combination
and Hands makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Captain Hook throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hands counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Hands is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Captain Hook looks winded!
Captain Hook misses with a two punch combination.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hands lands with an uppercut that bounces Captain Hook off the cage and back into range.
Hands throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hands showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Captain Hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hands just misses with a punch to the body.
Hands lands a nice looking body shot.
Hands feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Captain Hooks jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Captain Hook takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Hands lands a slapping body shot.
Captain Hook on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Hands changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Nice straight punches there by Hands. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Hands.
Nice shot lands for Hands.
Captain Hook throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hands digs a good hook to Captain Hook's body.
Hands fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Captain Hook misses with a double jab.
Captain Hook throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hands swings for the body but Captain Hook moves out of range.
Captain Hook misses with the combination.
Captain Hook keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Captain Hook doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Hands misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Captain Hook.
Hands lands with an uppercut that bounces Captain Hook off the cage and back into range.
Captain Hook takes a jab right on the kisser.
Captain Hook walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Captain Hook takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Hands throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Captain Hook throws a leg kick that is checked
letting Hands counter with a right hand.
Captain Hook throws a sloppy head kick and Hands moves out of range easily.
Captain Hook throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Hands counters with a lovely shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hands feints a jab promting Captain Hook to slip. Hands then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Captain Hook slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Captain Hook is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Hands scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Captain Hook throws a series of punches but Hands moves out of range.
Hands blocks a jab.
Captain Hook takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Captain Hook on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Hands lands an overhand right.

Captain Hook is rocked!
Captain Hook fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Hands looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hands sizes up Captain Hook with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Captain Hook takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Hands throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Captain Hook doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pillow Hands dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Pillow Hands's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Hands throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Captain Hook stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Captain Hook misses with a jab, cross combination.
A counter left hand to the body from Hands misses its target.
Captain Hook misses with a double jab
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
Hands lunges at Captain Hook with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Captain Hook's hand.
A shot to the liver by Hands. Beautiful body shot.
Hands is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Hands connects with a nice looking jab.
Captain Hook misses with a left hand
enabling Hands to counter with a crisp jab.
Hands fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Captain Hook manages to avoid it.
Hands is looking to wear down Captain Hook with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Nice shot by Hands.
Captain Hook is still on wobbly legs! Can Hands finish him?
Hands swings for the body but Captain Hook moves out of range.
Captain Hook with the counter takedown but Hands avoids it easily.
Captain Hook fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Captain Hook seems to have recovered his senses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hands lands with a nice body punch.
Captain Hook is breathing heavily.
Captain Hook misses with a jab, cross combination.
Captain Hook shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Captain Hook misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Hands counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Captain Hook thinking.
Hands fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Captain Hook manages to avoid it.
Hands swings for the body but Captain Hook moves out of range.
Hands lands with an overhand left.
Captain Hook throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hands counters with a right hand to the body.
Captain Hook takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Hands misses with a wild body shot.
As Hands backs off Captain Hook throws a huge counter combo but Hands manages to avoid it all.
A punch lands to the side of Captain Hook 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Captain Hook throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Hands counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Hands cracks Captain Hook with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

Hands lands a big uppercut and Captain Hook crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Captain Hook looks OK. Hands waves Captain Hook back to his feet!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hands misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Captain Hook.
Captain Hook feints the counter takedown.
Hands looks to score with a jab to the body but Captain Hook is just out of range.
Hands lands a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Captain Hook takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Captain Hook takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Captain Hook throws a nice looking combination but Hands bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Captain Hook swings away with a body shot that misses
and Hands counters with a left to the body.
Hands cracks Captain Hook with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Captain Hook falls to his knees and Hands doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pillow Hands!
Pillow Hands made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'Hope my hands tasted damn good, because you won't be able to eat anything else for a while!'.