PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Booty Booty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nico Hassenkamp (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Booty comes to the cage accompanied by Love The Booty by Tim Wilson. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Booty
vs
Hassenkamp

170 cm
26
179 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

175 cm
26
170 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Booty Booty!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nico Hassenkamp!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, William Gold and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hassenkamp cracks a nice hook into Booty's ribs.
Booty shoots for a double leg takedown but Hassenkamp sprawls well. He's pushed Booty's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
A nice side step and Hassenkamp releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Hassenkamp looks to score with a jab to the body but Booty is just out of range.
Booty misses with a body shot
and Hassenkamp counters with a straight right hand.
Booty misses the shot to the body.
Despite the aggression on Hassenkamp's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Booty misses with a body shot
and Hassenkamp counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Booty looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Booty swings for the body but Hassenkamp moves out of range.
Booty steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hassenkamp.
Booty throws a predictable looking body shot
and Hassenkamp counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Booty fails with the takedown
and Hassenkamp counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Nico Hassenkamp is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Booty throws a sloppy body shot
enabling Hassenkamp to counter with a crisp jab.

It looks like Booty Booty has been cut.
Hassenkamp wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Booty tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Booty misses with a jab to the body
and Hassenkamp counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Hassenkamp misses with a hook.
Booty Booty seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hassenkamp misses with a hook. Booty ducked under it nicely.
Hassenkamp misses with a looping left.
Booty throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Booty uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hassenkamp.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Hassenkamp misses with a looping right.

Booty rushes Hassenkamp and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Hassenkamp looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hassenkamp stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Hassenkamp is trying to break the clinch but Booty is controlling him.
Hassenkamp looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Hassenkamp tries to circle away but Booty has him pinned against the cage.
Hassenkamp wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Hassenkamp wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Booty has him pressed against the cage.
Hassenkamp is looking to break free of the clinch but Booty has double underhooks.
Booty misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Hassenkamp.
Booty wants to stall.
Hassenkamp wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Booty lands an elbow inside.
Hassenkamp blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Hassenkamp is trying to force a seperation but Booty has the dominant position.
A nice left hand lands by Booty.
Hassenkamp has had enough of the clinch but Booty keeps him there for the moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hassenkamp is trying to push Booty away but Booty has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Booty.
Hassenkamp tries to break the clinch but Booty is controlling the position.
Hassenkamp wants to get back to striking at distance but Booty won't allow it.
Hassenkamp wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Booty has him pressed against the cage.
Hassenkamp is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Booty is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Hassenkamp is defending well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Booty Booty. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Come on Booty - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.

Hassenkamp breaks the clinch.
Hassenkamp throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Booty misses with a jab to the body
enabling Hassenkamp to counter with a crisp jab.
Booty doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Hassenkamp cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nico Hassenkamp dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Booty Booty's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Hassenkamp lands a lovely overhand right.
Hassenkamp swings for the body but Booty moves out of range.
Booty drops down looking for a counter takedown but Hassenkamp sprawls and moves away.
Hassenkamp lands a jab to the head.
Booty tries for a takedown but Hassenkamp circles away easily
and Hassenkamp counters with a lovely straight right hand!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Booty throws a predictable looking body shot
and Hassenkamp counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Booty drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hassenkamp is looking for a sweep.
Booty takes a little break here. Hassenkamp wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
Booty lands an elbow.
Hassenkamp is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Hassenkamp is trying to escape the position but Booty is controlling the position.
Booty grinds an elbow into Hassenkamp's temple.
Booty fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Hassenkamp manages to get back to half guard.
Hassenkamp really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Booty. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Booty wants to take a breather but Hassenkamp is having none of it.
Booty thows a huge punch but Hassenkamp dodges it nicely.
Hassenkamp is concentrating on defense, preventing Booty from advancing position.
Hassenkamp wants to get back to full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hassenkamp wants to control but Booty is keeping busy.
Hassenkamp has hold of Booty's hands but Booty slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Booty is looking to take a break and control but Hassenkamp is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Hassenkamp controlling the position well.
Booty prevents Hassenkamp from improving his position.
Booty is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Hassenkamp is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Hassenkamp taking some punishment here, with Booty in his half guard.
Booty passes the guard and advances to mount!
We've been informed that Hassenkamp has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Booty raining down shots from the mount!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hassenkamp is squirming around, avoiding Booty's attempts to control the action.
Hassenkamp taking shots to the head.
Booty connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Booty lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.

Hassenkamp is rocked!
Booty controlling the pace for now.
Hassenkamp is in all sorts of trouble here.
Booty raining down shots from the mount!
Hassenkamp is still in real trouble! Can Booty finish him?
Booty looking to finish here with some ground and pound. He lands one big shot that has Hassenkamp covering up... and two more big strikes land, forcing the referee to step in and put and end to proceedings! This fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Booty Booty!
An out of breath and clearly excited Booty Booty thanked Juggernaut And Gladiators for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).