PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kalle Konkari (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lumpy Dumper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lumpy Dumper has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Konkari
vs
Dumper

225 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

172 cm
25
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Dangerous GnP
Excellent boxer
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kalle Konkari!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Lumpy Dumper!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Konkari cracks Dumper with a right hand to the side of the head.

It looks like Lumpy Dumper has been cut.
Dumper misses with a hook.
Dumper takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Dumper rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Konkari moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Konkari throws a body punch but Dumper moves out of range.
Dumper takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dumper. Konkari does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dumper doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Konkari slips under a jab.
Dumper on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Dumper lands a jab to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Konkari fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Dumper looks winded!
Konkari lands a jab to Dumper's midsection.
Konkari scores with a shot to the body.
Konkari ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Konkari scores with a jab to the jaw.
Konkari lands with a nice body punch.
Konkari lands an overhand right.

That has opened up Lumpy Dumper's cut even more.
Dumper walks into a straight right hand from Konkari.
Konkari catches Dumper with a right, a left, a right. It's raining punches and Dumper forgot an umbrella! Another punch and he's down. This one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Kalle Konkari!