PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Leroy Head (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fat Cock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Head
vs
Cock

190 cm
18
278 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

185 cm
18
235 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Hates pizza

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Leroy Head!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fat Cock!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Gwen Towbar and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No luck with that takedown attempt from Cock.

Cock fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Head, pushing him back against the cage.

Cock manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.

Cock is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Head being controlled here momentarily.
Head could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Cock is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cock is looking to sweep but instead, Head has passed into half guard.
Head is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Head sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Cock defending well though.
Head thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Cock's head.
Head thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Cock tries to roll over but Head keeps him under control.
Head throwing shots but Cock is blocking nicely.
Head lands strikes from half guard.
Head missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Head thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Cock's head.

Head seems to be looking for submissions.

Cock looking for submissions off his back.
Cock is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Head wants to lay and pray for a moment but Cock keeps working.
Head throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Cock is trying to control but can't.
Cock wants to improve his position but Head is controlling well.
Cock is looking to control Head's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Cock avoid being mounted?
Cock blocking the ground and pound attempt from Head.
Cock keeping hold of Head's head, controlling as best he can.
Nice strikes from Head there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Head is keen to just control but Cock is a slippery customer.
Head thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Cock's head.
Head prevents Cock from improving his position.
Head looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Cock with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Head is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.

Head stands up from half guard... He's had enough of that ground malarky for the time being.
Cock shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Head pinned against the cage. Head gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Head is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Cock looks winded!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cock fails with the takedown.
Leroy Head has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Fat Cock.
Head tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Cock tries to counter with a clinch but Head shakes him off and moves away.

Cock gets a clinch.
Head is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.

Head breaks from the clinch.
Cock fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Head manages to avoid it.
Cock dives in for a single leg takedown but Head sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Head appears to be looking for a big counter.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

Head shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Cock's guard.
Head throws a big right hand that misses.
Head trying to control but Cock is working from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Leroy Head dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Head tries to clinch there but Cock circles away.
As Head backs off Cock throws a huge counter combo but Head manages to avoid it all.
Nice takedown defense from Head. No joy for Cock on that attempt.
Cock looks for a takedown but Head sprawls well.
Head seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Head shoots in looking for a takedown. Cock tries to sprawl out of it but Head keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Cock manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Head goes for a double leg but Cock avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Cock continues to drive forward.
Cock tries to score a power double leg takedown but Head sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Cock somewhat.
Leroy Head has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Fat Cock.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Head dodges the punch combination from Cock.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Head.

Cock gets in close and instigates a clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Head fails to land.
Cock blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.

Cock breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cock tries a head kick but it misses.
Head stuffs the takedown.
Cock is breathing heavily.

Head closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Cock quickly recovers to half guard.

Cock kicks off Head and gets to his feet.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Head misses with a takedown
and Cock counters with a big head kick but Head shrugs it off.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Head.

Head scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Head slips a nice elbow through Cock's hands, connecting with Cock's forehead.
Cock blocking the ground and pound attempt from Head.
Head is thwarting Cock's attempts to control the position.
Cock regains full guard. Nicely done.
Cock preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Head lands a couple of digs.
Cock keeping moving, preventing Head from controlling successfully.

Cock working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Head doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Head manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Cock utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Head is in close to Cock's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Head has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Cock is trying to control the position but Head postures up.
Cock utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Leroy Head overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Head won't allow Cock to sweep him here.
Head controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Head throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Cock works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Cock with a poor takedown

and Head counters by moving into the clinch.
Head lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Cock backwards.
Head comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Fat Cock will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Cock misses with a takedown attempt - Head sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
A quick step to the side and Head tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cock shoots in looking for a takedown. Head tries to sprawl out of it but Cock keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Head manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Head seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Head is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Cock can do to turn this around?
Head on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Head shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Cock as he jumps to the side.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Head gets a double leg takedown into Cock's guard.

Cock pushes Head off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Cock takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Cock slips a jab and a cross from Head.
Cock shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Head as he avoids it easily.
It looked like Head was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Leroy Head has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Fat Cock.
Cock will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Head scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Leroy Head is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Head shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Cock pinned against the cage. Cock gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Head displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cock throws out the jab.
Cock has a takedown stuffed.
Head went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
A punch combination from Head misses.
Cock shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Head as he jumps to the side.
Head is looking for a counter combo.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Head.
Cock doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Head cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Head closes the distance and clinches.
Head scores a nice knee to the body.
Head tries to work over Cock's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Head unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Head tries to work over Cock's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

Cock manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Head landing some decent shots from guard.
Head scoring with some ground and pound.
Head throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Head with a nice head shot there.
Cock utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Head won't allow Cock to sweep him here.
Cock avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Head with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Head postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Head with a nice head shot there.
Head lands a couple of elbows.
Head with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Head trying to control the position from guard on top but Cock is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Head works over Cock with some ground and pound from guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Leroy Head showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Head has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:28
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 29:28
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Leroy Head!