PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dewey Nobrainer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Suga Night (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nobrainer's entrance music is Pink Floyd- another brick in the wall. A fine choice. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Nobrainer
vs
Night

200 cm
25
255 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

190 cm
25
260 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Self confident

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

RAGS of a RONIN

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Dewey Nobrainer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Suga Night!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Daniel Franklin and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nobrainer moves into range and lands a nice body kick.

Night instigates a clinch.
Night tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Nobrainer's elbow.
Night gets through Nobrainer's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Night swings wildly with an uppercut but Nobrainer uses good head movement to avoid it.

Nobrainer breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Night tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Night takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Nobrainer lands with a cross.
Nobrainer throws a head kick that half lands.
Night is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Nobrainer thinks about countering with a body kick.
Night has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Nobrainer works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nobrainer avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Night tries to clinch up
and Nobrainer finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Night has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Nobrainer.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Nobrainer ducks under a wild hook from Night.

Nobrainer clinches.

Nobrainer breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Night fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Nobrainer, right into the meat.
Night fails with an attempt to clinch.
Nobrainer throwing a counter right hand but Night manages to avoid it.
Nice cross by Nobrainer.
Night throws an overhand right that lands on Nobrainer's shoulder, as Nobrainer tries to avoid the shot.
Nobrainer avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Nobrainer connects with a solid leg kick.
Night moves in looking to clinch but Nobrainer pushes him off.
Night chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Nobrainer can pounce on him.
Nobrainer lands a high kick!
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Nobrainer - that will leave a mark!
Nobrainer moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Nobrainer lands with a kick to the temple. Night shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Night scores with a nice right hand.
Suga Night seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Night gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Nobrainer thows a body kick. Night tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Night looks winded!
Night walks into a stiff left hand from Nobrainer.
Nobrainer lands with a kick to the ribs.
Nobrainer cracks Night with a right hand to the side of the head.
Nobrainer connects with a nice looking jab.

Night is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nobrainer scores with a nice head shot.
Night is still on wobbly legs! Can Nobrainer finish him?
Night throws an off balance right hand
letting Nobrainer counter with a right hand.
Night takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Nobrainer is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Nobrainer buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Night misses with a series of wild punches.
Night seems to have recovered his senses.
It looks like Nobrainer has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Nobrainer throws a front kick that sends Night stumbling back into the cage.
Nobrainer lands with a cross.
Nice body kick there by Nobrainer.
A swing and a miss from Night.
Night is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Nobrainer thuds his shin into the meat of Night's side.
Nobrainer lands a nice looking kick to the body. Night takes a step back to recover.
A nice inside leg kick there by Nobrainer. That's going to slow Night down.
A solid body kick from Nobrainer.
Night has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Nobrainer.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Decent striking displayed by Nobrainer there.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

Nobrainer breaks the clinch.
Night gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Night drops his hands momentarily and Nobrainer takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Nobrainer scores with a crisp jab that stopped Night in his tracks.
A swing and a miss from Night.
Night moves in looking to clinch but Nobrainer pushes him off.
Nobrainer swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Night walks into a straight right hand from Nobrainer.
Nobrainer lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Night circles away quickly and effectively.
Night is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Nobrainer bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nobrainer scores with a crisp jab that stopped Night in his tracks.
Nobrainer with a nice cross.

Nobrainer feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Night sprawling to the canvas! Night rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Nobrainer finish him?!
Nobrainer is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Night gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Nobrainer gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dewey Nobrainer!
In his post fight interview, Dewey Nobrainer gave a big smile as he said 'Class dismissed! '.