PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Humbert Humbert (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brian Jensen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Humbert Humbert had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Humbert
vs
Jensen

170 cm
22
186 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

180 cm
32
175 lbs
13 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Good gas tank

FinnFighter Nutrition (Five 160Q supps!)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Humbert Humbert!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 10 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Brian Jensen!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Paul Aken and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Jensen instigates a clinch.

Humbert jumps guard.
Jensen trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Humbert manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!

Jensen keeping full guard, as Humbert tries to pass.

Humbert got a little sloppy there for a moment and Jensen has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Humbert has managed to get both his arms back between Jensen's legs - danger averted.
Humbert stays in close to Jensen's body and controls the position.

Jensen is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Humbert looking to pass the guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Humbert working some strikes from top position.
Jensen wants to sweep here but Humbert controlling him for the moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jensen not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Humbert pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Jensen is keeping the position for now.
Humbert slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Jensen controls Humbert momentarily but Humbert frees himself.
Humbert preventing the sweep.
Jensen controls Humbert momentarily but Humbert frees himself.

Jensen working for a triangle but Humbert defends it easily.
Humbert stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Jensen swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Humbert sitting in guard here, content to control.

The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Jensen looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Humbert passes into half guard.
Jensen wants to control but Humbert is keeping busy and won't allow it.

Humbert is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Jensen has managed to free his arm - good work.
Humbert is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Jensen wants to sweep but Humbert has passed to side control!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jensen is trying to improve his position.
Humbert lands a few punches from side control.
The referee asks Humbert politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Humbert prefers to stall for the moment though.

Humbert tries for a kimura but Jensen is defending well.
Jensen is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Humbert's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Humbert not doing much here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jensen wants to get back to full guard.
Jensen is looking to get back to full guard here but Humbert has managed to pass to side control instead.
Humbert remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Jensen is trying to improve his position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

Humbert thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Jensen being controlled for a moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Humbert Humbert dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Jensen closes the distance and pushes Humbert back into the cage.
Humbert has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Humbert working hard to break the clinch.
Humbert tries to circle away but Jensen has him pinned against the cage.
Jensen has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Humbert avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Jensen wants a takedown.
Jensen is looking to take this one to the mat.
Humbert Humbert has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brian Jensen.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jensen can't break the clinch.
Humbert is defending well against a takedown attempt.

Humbert breaks the clinch.
Jensen throws a lazy uppercut

so Humbert counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Humbert slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Jensen looking for a sweep. Not yet Jensen, not yet.
Humbert is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jensen can do to turn this around?
Jensen wants to improve his position but instead Humbert has moved into half guard.
Humbert slows the pace down in half guard.
Jensen is trying to get back to full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Humbert performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Jensen is looking to improve his position.

Humbert moves into side control, avoiding a weak kimura attempt from Jensen.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Jensen is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Humbert looks up at the clock and then as Jensen takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Humbert smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Jensen is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Humbert's leg. Oh but that's left an opportunity for Humbert! He's got an arm triangle... it looks tight! He's rotating and Jensen has tapped! This one is allllll over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:13 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Humbert Humbert!
Humbert Humbert decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.