PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sharty Waffles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zack Jordan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Waffles
vs
Jordan

195 cm
25
260 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

187 cm
18
240 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Hates pizza

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Sharty Waffles!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Zack Jordan!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Arvi Lind and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Waffles with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Jordan to score with a decent uppercut.
Jordan pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jordan should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.

Jordan tries to sprawl but Waffles drives through with a takedown into half guard.

Waffles seems to be working for a kimura but Jordan defends the submission attempt.
Waffles thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Waffles is working for a submission of some sort.

Waffles seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Jordan is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Sharty Waffles!
During a confident post fight interview, Sharty Waffles thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.