PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight kickboxing rules bout between Ulysseus Xenophobus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Randy Manpipe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Xenophobus
vs
Manpipe

185 cm
29
170 lbs
13 - 9 - 2

187 cm
31
166 lbs
4 - 6 - 0

World class boxer
Cardio machine

World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 9 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Ulysseus Xenophobus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Randy Manpipe!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Xenophobus jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Manpipe looks to land a right hand but Xenophobus moved out of range.
Xenophobus cracks Manpipe with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
Manpipe swings for the body but Xenophobus moves out of range.
Xenophobus moves into range and connects with a jab.
Xenophobus throws an overhand right that lands on Manpipe's shoulder, as Manpipe tries to avoid the shot.
Xenophobus lunges at Manpipe with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Manpipe's hand.
A cross from Xenophobus lands.
Manpipe connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Xenophobus has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Valhalla Iron Gym in the buildup to the fight.
A big right from Xenophobus misses.
Manpipe was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Randy Manpipe seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Manpipe looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Manpipe goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Xenophobus thuds his right hand into Manpipe's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Manpipe thows a left - swing and a miss!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Manpipe throws a hook but Xenophobus blocks it.
Xenophobus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Xenophobus throws a big counter combination but Manpipe scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Manpipe slips under a jab.
Manpipe doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Manpipe with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Manpipe misses the jab.
An attempted straight right counter from Xenophobus misses the target.
Manpipe has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Manpipe there as he acknowledges the shot.

Manpipe is rocked!
Xenophobus circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends Manpipe tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! Xenophobus wins by KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ulysseus Xenophobus!
Ulysseus Xenophobus was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.