PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Donald Trump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tristan Barolo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Trump might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Trump Is on Your Side. The key to victory for Donald Trump has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Trump
vs
Barolo

190 cm
25
277 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

185 cm
19
220 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Donald Trump!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tristan Barolo!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, William Peck and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Barolo closes the distance and clinches.
Barolo looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Barolo stalling.
Barolo prevents Trump from breaking the clinch.
Barolo wants a takedown.

Barolo gets control of Trump's arms and successfully pulls guard. Barolo will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Barolo looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

Trump stands and steps away. Barolo gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Trump stalks Barolo and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Barolo's face. Barolo staggers backwards, shaken.

It looks like Tristan Barolo has been cut.
Trump throws a one two combo.
Barolo fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Trump scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Barolo misses with a double jab
and Trump counters with a left right combination that sends Barolo crashing to the mat - Trump wastes no time in diving on top of him and pounding Barolo out for a TKO! Devastating finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Donald Trump!
Donald Trump decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.