PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Tyrone The Crack Head (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Svensk Triacylglycerol (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think The Crack Head might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Mr. Flamboyant. Triacylglycerol has chosen (.)(.) as his entrance music. Tyrone The Crack Head has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

The Crack Head
vs
Triacylglycerol

150 cm
25
140 lbs
12 - 8 - 0

150 cm
22
142 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Aspire Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Tyrone The Crack Head!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Svensk Triacylglycerol!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Triacylglycerol swings for the body but The Crack Head moves out of range.
The Crack Head seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Triacylglycerol throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Crack Head sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The Crack Head looks for the body kick but Triacylglycerol saw that one coming.
Triacylglycerol attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Triacylglycerol has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as The Crack Head is landing a low percentage of strikes.
The Crack Head throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
The Crack Head fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Triacylglycerol.

The Crack Head moves into the clinch successfully.
Triacylglycerol tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The Crack Head scores with a knee to the head.
Triacylglycerol doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A nice left hand lands by Triacylglycerol.
The Crack Head lands a damaging elbow.
The Crack Head creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Triacylglycerol's defenses.
The Crack Head trying to land knees to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Triacylglycerol takes a knee to the side of the body.
Triacylglycerol tried to land a shot to the body but connects with The Crack Head's elbow.
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Triacylglycerol blocks it with crossed arms.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
Triacylglycerol throws a head punch that misses.
Triacylglycerol tries to pull guard but The Crack Head holds him up against the cage and eventually Triacylglycerol drops back down to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Triacylglycerol avoids it.
Triacylglycerol fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Triacylglycerol tries to pull guard but The Crack Head won't allow it.
Triacylglycerol tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Our sources have told us that The Crack Head has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Tyrone The Crack Head has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Svensk Triacylglycerol.
Triacylglycerol can't find room to land a body shot as The Crack Head controls the action.
The Crack Head holding his opponent close, against the cage.
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but Triacylglycerol avoids the damage to the body.
The Crack Head taking a breather.
The Crack Head blocking some punches.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but Triacylglycerol blocks it.
Triacylglycerol tries to pull guard but The Crack Head holds him up against the cage and eventually Triacylglycerol drops back down to his feet.
The Crack Head slowing the pace effectively.
Triacylglycerol lands with a right to the head.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
A bit of stalling here from The Crack Head.
Triacylglycerol swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
Triacylglycerol lands a left hand that snaps the head of The Crack Head backwards.
Triacylglycerol lands a nice shot to the body.
Triacylglycerol swings wildly with an uppercut but The Crack Head uses good head movement to avoid it.
Triacylglycerol tries to pull guard but The Crack Head forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Triacylglycerol avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body.
Triacylglycerol scores with a shoulder strike.
Knees to the body from The Crack Head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Triacylglycerol is looking to control The Crack Head's arms but The Crack Head gets an underhook and turns him. Now Triacylglycerol has his back to the cage.
Triacylglycerol tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. The Crack Head just stands there and leans against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by The Crack Head.
Triacylglycerol can't break the clinch.
Triacylglycerol misses with some punches.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
Triacylglycerol working some nice short punches in the clinch.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Triacylglycerol avoids it.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Triacylglycerol misses with a hook from the clinch.
The Crack Head lands an elbow that stopped Triacylglycerol in his tracks for a moment.
Triacylglycerol jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as The Crack Head walks away with a smile on his face. Triacylglycerol gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.

The Crack Head rushes Triacylglycerol and presses him up against the cage.
Triacylglycerol fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Triacylglycerol lands a body punch.
The Crack Head slows down the pace here.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Triacylglycerol is blocking nicely.
Triacylglycerol blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Triacylglycerol goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but Triacylglycerol blocks with his arms.
Triacylglycerol on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
The Crack Head working Triacylglycerol over with knees to the body.
Still in the clinch, Triacylglycerol scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Triacylglycerol scores with a shot to the side of The Crack Head's head.
Triacylglycerol managing to block the knees to the body from The Crack Head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Triacylglycerol lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Triacylglycerol blocks the elbow strike.
The Crack Head blocks a body shot from Triacylglycerol.
The Crack Head blocking some punches.
Triacylglycerol is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but The Crack Head is keeping busy.

Triacylglycerol gets control of The Crack Head's arms and successfully pulls guard. Triacylglycerol will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.

Triacylglycerol working for submissions but it's allowed The Crack Head to get to half guard.
Triacylglycerol tries to roll over but The Crack Head keeps him under control.
Triacylglycerol wants to control but The Crack Head is keeping busy and won't allow it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tyrone The Crack Head dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

A good leg kick by The Crack Head.
Triacylglycerol missing with a left hand there. The Crack Head was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The Crack Head tries a head kick but it misses.
Triacylglycerol checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
The Crack Head takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Tyrone The Crack Head is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Triacylglycerol comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Triacylglycerol with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Triacylglycerol tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Crack Head was well out of range. Poor timing from Triacylglycerol.
The Crack Head throws a body kick that misses.
Triacylglycerol misses with a lunging right hand
and The Crack Head counters with a nice body kick.
Svensk Triacylglycerol seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Crack Head uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Triacylglycerol.
Triacylglycerol throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Crack Head sees it coming and avoids it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Crack Head lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The Crack Head slips under a jab.
The Crack Head throws a sloppy head kick and Triacylglycerol moves out of range easily.
Tyrone The Crack Head is winning the standup battle so far.
Triacylglycerol lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jab, jab by Triacylglycerol - just one landing.
Triacylglycerol blocks a head kick by The Crack Head.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Triacylglycerol clinches up against the cage.
Triacylglycerol throws a punch but it's blocked by The Crack Head.
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Tyrone The Crack Head has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Triacylglycerol blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Triacylglycerol is struggling to control the position.
The Crack Head connects with a nasty looking knee right to Triacylglycerol's face.
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Triacylglycerol tried to land a shot to the body but connects with The Crack Head's elbow.
The Crack Head is pushing Triacylglycerol up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
The Crack Head trying to land knees to the body.
Triacylglycerol tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. The Crack Head smiles and moves away.
Triacylglycerol throws a combination that misses
and The Crack Head counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Triacylglycerol is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Tyrone The Crack Head is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The Crack Head throws a sloppy head kick and Triacylglycerol moves out of range easily.
Triacylglycerol loads up on a big right hand but The Crack Head slips the punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Crack Head keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Triacylglycerol lands a body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Triacylglycerol throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Crack Head sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The Crack Head steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Triacylglycerol.
The Crack Head moves out of range of the strikes.
The Crack Head tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Triacylglycerol manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Triacylglycerol throws a body shot but no joy.
The Crack Head is looking to clinch but Triacylglycerol is avoiding it.
Triacylglycerol throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Triacylglycerol misses with a looping left.
The Crack Head misses with a low kick as Triacylglycerol jumps back.
Triacylglycerol tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Crack Head was well out of range. Poor timing from Triacylglycerol.
Triacylglycerol throws a body shot but no joy.
Triacylglycerol throws a predictable looking body shot

and The Crack Head counters with a head kick that drops Triacylglycerol to the mat! Triacylglycerol scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!

Triacylglycerol is rocked!
A head kick by The Crack Head - that's a beauty! Triacylglycerol is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even The Crack Head can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Tyrone The Crack Head!
Tyrone The Crack Head really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Aspire Clothing logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.