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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Amirezza Pourramenazanali (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jerome Seinfeld (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pourramenazanali comes into the arena with Godsmack - Cryin' Like A Bitch!! blaring out of the sound system. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Jerome Seinfeld was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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187 lbs
25 - 22 - 0 |
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200 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Excellent grappler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
25 - 22 - 0, fighting out of New York, Amirezza Pourramenazanali!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 14 - 1, fighting out of London, Jerome Seinfeld!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Tiny Johnson and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pourramenazanali moves out of range as Seinfeld throws a body kick.
Pourramenazanali throws a jab but it's blocked by Seinfeld.
Seinfeld scores with the left hand. Pourramenazanali knows he should have avoided that one.
Seinfeld slips a jab from Pourramenazanali.
Pourramenazanali misses with an uppercut.
Pourramenazanali throws a lazy right hand but Seinfeld sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Pourramenazanali tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Seinfeld uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pourramenazanali.
Pourramenazanali throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Seinfeld misses with a wild body shot.
Seinfeld scores with a jab to the jaw.
Seinfeld throws a nice looking combination but Pourramenazanali bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Seinfeld slips under a jab from Pourramenazanali.
Seinfeld fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Pourramenazanali checks it well.
Seinfeld scores with a spinning back kick!
Pourramenazanali closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A right hand to the body from Seinfeld.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pourramenazanali has a couple of punches blocked by Seinfeld.
Seinfeld misses with the head strike.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pourramenazanali throws a knee to the head but misses.
Seinfeld is working Pourramenazanali over against the cage.
Seinfeld lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Pourramenazanali backwards.
Pourramenazanali changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Seinfeld fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Seinfeld connects with a single shot there.
Pourramenazanali throws a big shot that misses.
Jerome Seinfeld is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Seinfeld lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Pourramenazanali throws a low kick but Seinfeld moves out of range easily.
Pourramenazanali is looking to chop away at Seinfeld's legs.
Pourramenazanali tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Seinfeld was well out of range. Poor timing from Pourramenazanali.
A jab lands there for Pourramenazanali.
Seinfeld misses with a looping right.
Pourramenazanali tries to move into range but Seinfeld moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Seinfeld is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Seinfeld throws a nice looking combination but Pourramenazanali bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Seinfeld dodges the punch combination from Pourramenazanali.
As Pourramenazanali backs off Seinfeld throws a huge counter combo but Pourramenazanali manages to avoid it all.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pourramenazanali tried to score with a low kick but Seinfeld checks it.
Sloppy strikes from Pourramenazanali. Those never looked like landing.
Pourramenazanali misses with a low kick.
Pourramenazanali throws a shot from downtown. Seinfeld moves away and avoids it.
A shot to the body from Pourramenazanali misses
enabling Seinfeld to counter with a crisp jab.
Pourramenazanali swats away the attempt to clinch by Seinfeld.
Pourramenazanali throws a hook to the side of Seinfeld's head but Seinfeld sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Pourramenazanali is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Seinfeld's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Pourramenazanali throws a nice looking combination but Seinfeld bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Pourramenazanali cracks Seinfeld with an open hand slap.
Seinfeld wants to clinch up but Pourramenazanali keeps it at a distance.
Seinfeld throws a hook to the side of Pourramenazanali's head but Pourramenazanali sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Seinfeld displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Pourramenazanali throws out the jab.
A big left from Seinfeld misses.
Nice body punch from Seinfeld.
Seinfeld slips a straight right by Pourramenazanali.
Seinfeld misses with a head kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circle momentarily. Seinfeld darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Pourramenazanali takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Seinfeld drops his hands momentarily and Pourramenazanali takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Pourramenazanali lands with a good body shot.
Seinfeld lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Pourramenazanali throws the left hand but Seinfeld avoids the punch easily.
Pourramenazanali misses the jab.
Pourramenazanali doesn't manage to clinch there - Seinfeld circles away.
Seinfeld tries a quick counter leg kick but Pourramenazanali is wise to it.
Seinfeld tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Seinfeld takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
A clash of legs there as Seinfeld blocks the low kick.
Seinfeld misses the shot to the body.
Seinfeld connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The crowd cheers as Pourramenazanali lands an impressive looking overhand right. Seinfeld doesn't seem phased though.
Seinfeld slips a jab and a cross from Pourramenazanali.
Seinfeld throws a head kick that misses.
Seinfeld pushes Pourramenazanali up against the cage in a clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Seinfeld fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Seinfeld lands a right hand that snaps the head of Pourramenazanali backwards.
Knees to the body from Pourramenazanali.
Pourramenazanali pushes Seinfeld back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Pourramenazanali lands a right hand.
Seinfeld blocks an elbow strike from Pourramenazanali.
Seinfeld is trying to maintain a safe position but Pourramenazanali gets an underhook and turns Seinfeld into the cage.
Pourramenazanali misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pourramenazanali breaks from the clinch.
Pourramenazanali misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Seinfeld.
A nice inside leg kick there by Seinfeld. That's going to slow Pourramenazanali down.
Seinfeld with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Pourramenazanali to score with a decent uppercut.
Seinfeld connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Pourramenazanali momentarily.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Seinfeld keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A lazy left from Pourramenazanali finds it's target.
Pourramenazanali takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Seinfeld throws a hook to the side of Pourramenazanali's head but Pourramenazanali sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Jerome Seinfeld will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Pourramenazanali misses with a right hand
enabling Seinfeld to counter with a crisp jab.
Pourramenazanali shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Pourramenazanali not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Pourramenazanali seems to be looking for submissions.
Pourramenazanali throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Pourramenazanali seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Seinfeld has found himself in a tricky position here. He's been working his transitions in training so let's see if he can work his way out of it.
Pourramenazanali slips a nice elbow through Seinfeld's hands, connecting with Seinfeld's forehead.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Seinfeld wants to get back to full guard.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Pourramenazanali lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Seinfeld is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Pourramenazanali's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Pourramenazanali's back!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pourramenazanali defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt.
Pourramenazanali is really stuck here.
Seinfeld not allowing Pourramenazanali to control his hands.
Well, with Seinfeld on his back, surely it's only a matter of time before Pourramenazanali is tapping out... Can he escape the position?
Seinfeld wants to control but Pourramenazanali is keeping busy.
Seinfeld controlling well, preventing Pourramenazanali from escaping the position.
Seinfeld lands punches and elbows.
Pourramenazanali might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Pourramenazanali tries to escape but Seinfeld has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
Pourramenazanali covering up well under a barage of strikes.
Seinfeld throwing damaging strikes from the back! Pourramenazanali could be in trouble here!
Pourramenazanali trying to control but not successfully.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Seinfeld is working the back position looking for the choke. Oh, he's slid into an armbar! Beautiful transition and Pourramenazanali taps out! Fantastic Jiu Jitsu from Seinfeld.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jerome Seinfeld!
A relieved looking Jerome Seinfeld thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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