PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Mary Jane Rottencrotch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jethro Rusted (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mary Jane Rottencrotch has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Jane Rottencrotch
vs
Rusted

200 cm
30
200 lbs
14 - 8 - 1

185 cm
34
191 lbs
25 - 14 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed

Aspire Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jethro Rusted!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Yves DeLean and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Rusted scores with a takedown into Rottencrotch's guard.
Rusted missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Rusted accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Rottencrotch preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Rottencrotch has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Rusted wants to pass the guard but Rottencrotch is keeping the position.
Rusted with a flurry of punches that miss.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rusted won't allow Rottencrotch to sweep him here.
Rottencrotch keeping full guard, as Rusted tries to pass.
Rusted trying to control the position from guard on top but Rottencrotch is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Rottencrotch utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rottencrotch managing to control the position.
Rusted throwing strikes but missing.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Rusted throwing strikes from guard but Rottencrotch blocks nicely.
Rottencrotch is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Rusted trying to control the position from guard on top but Rottencrotch is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Rusted misses with a series of wild punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Rusted stuns Rottencrotch with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Decent striking displayed by Rottencrotch there.
Rusted has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Rottencrotch loads up on a big right hand but Rusted slips the punch.
A head kick by Rusted misses
and Rottencrotch cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Rusted scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Rottencrotch misses with a low kick.
Rusted pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Rusted comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Rusted looks to score with a jab to the body but Rottencrotch is just out of range.
Rusted scores with a punch to the head.
Rottencrotch pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Rottencrotch misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Rusted waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Rusted lands an overhand right.
Rottencrotch throws a jab when Rusted was well out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rusted is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Rottencrotch blocks a head kick by Rusted.
Rottencrotch connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Rusted throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Rottencrotch missing with a left hand there. Rusted was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Rusted comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A slapping leg kick lands for Rusted.
Rusted moves out of range of the strikes.
Rusted flicks out a counter leg kick but Rottencrotch steps away.
Rottencrotch throws a leg kick but Rusted checks it.
Rottencrotch is looking to chop away at Rusted's legs.
Rottencrotch throws a jab when Rusted was well out of range.
Good leg kick by Rottencrotch there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Rottencrotch throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Rusted misses the shot to the body.
A combination from Rusted does no damage.
Rottencrotch throws a jab but it's blocked by Rusted.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rusted misses with a low kick.
Rottencrotch was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Rottencrotch motions for Rusted to come forward. Rottencrotch throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rusted throws a jab when Rottencrotch was well out of range.
Rottencrotch misses with a low kick as Rusted jumps back.
Rottencrotch moves forwards but Rusted connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Rusted throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Rottencrotch counters with a nice leg kick.
Rusted clobbers Rottencrotch with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Rottencrotch's jab looks to have found its range, popping Rusted under the eye.
Rusted tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Rottencrotch swivels and escapes.
Rottencrotch tries to counter by clinching up but Rusted breaks away and moves out of range.
Rottencrotch connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Rusted momentarily.
Rusted throws a lazy body kick
and Rottencrotch makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.

Rusted drives through with a takedown into Rottencrotch's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Rusted with a flurry of punches that miss.
Rusted wants to control from the top but Rottencrotch keeps moving.
Rusted throwing strikes from guard but Rottencrotch blocks nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jethro Rusted dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Rusted misses with a low kick as Rottencrotch jumps back.
Rottencrotch misses with a wild body shot.
And Rusted tries to counter it with a takedown but Rottencrotch pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Rusted scores with a body shot.
The fighters circling - Rottencrotch throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Rottencrotch throws out a loose jab but Rusted uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rusted uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Rusted uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Rottencrotch.
Rusted swings away with a body shot that misses
and Rottencrotch counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Rusted checks a leg kick.
Rottencrotch fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Rusted drives through with a takedown into Rottencrotch's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.

Rottencrotch wriggles free and stands up.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rusted throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Rottencrotch throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rusted sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Rusted motions for Rottencrotch to come forward. Rusted throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Rusted takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rusted fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Rusted throws a looping overhand right but Rottencrotch ducks down to avoid it.
A little feinted left hand from Rottencrotch on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Rottencrotch lands a nice shot to the body.
Rottencrotch lands a jab to Rusted's midsection.
The fighters circling - Rottencrotch throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The crowd cheers as Rottencrotch lands an impressive looking overhand right. Rusted doesn't seem phased though.
Nice body punch from Rottencrotch.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the standup battle so far.
Rusted scores with a hook to the body. Rottencrotch takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Rusted lands with a cross.
Rottencrotch ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Rusted lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Rusted takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Rusted throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Rottencrotch cracks a nice hook into Rusted's ribs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Rusted circles away quickly and effectively.
Rottencrotch moves out of range of the body kick from Rusted.
Rottencrotch checks a leg kick.
Rusted looks to land a body kick but Rottencrotch moved away.
Rottencrotch moves out of range of the leg kick from Rusted.
A big left from Rottencrotch misses.
Rottencrotch scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Rusted throws a quick inside leg kick.
Rusted digs a good body shot into Rottencrotch's ribs.
Rottencrotch ducks under a wild hook from Rusted.
Rusted lands with a straight right. Rottencrotch didn't see that one coming.
Rottencrotch drops his hands momentarily and Rusted takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
The fighters circle momentarily. Rusted darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Rusted with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Rusted lands a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rusted takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Rottencrotch misses with a low kick.
Rusted throws a series of strikes that have Rottencrotch backpedaling.
Rusted fails to land with a series of punches.
Rusted throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Rusted throws the kick towards the body but Rottencrotch avoids it.
Rottencrotch takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
A big right from Rusted misses.
Rottencrotch slips a jab from Rusted.
Rusted misses with an uppercut. Rottencrotch saw that one coming.
Rottencrotch's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result.
Rusted uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Rottencrotch.
Rusted drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Rottencrotch defends it well.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Rusted checks a leg kick.
Rusted ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Rottencrotch moves away.
Rottencrotch misses with a kick to the body.
Rusted digs a good body shot into Rottencrotch's ribs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch loads up on a big right hand but Rusted slips the punch.
Rusted misses with a body shot
and Rottencrotch counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Rottencrotch gets caught napping as Rusted dives in and scores a takedown. Rottencrotch manages to retain guard.

Rottencrotch has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Rusted off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Rottencrotch moves out of range of the leg kick from Rusted.
Rottencrotch connects with a good right hand that stumbles Rusted. Rusted circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Rottencrotch looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Rusted feints the counter takedown.
Rottencrotch tries to land a front kick but Rusted steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Rottencrotch.
Rusted throws a body shot but no joy.
Rusted misses with a low kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A looping hook to the body misses from Rottencrotch. Rusted does a little dance to reset his feet.
Rusted drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Rottencrotch defends it well.
Rusted connects with a body shot.
Rottencrotch buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Rottencrotch connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Mary Jane Rottencrotch will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Rottencrotch connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Rusted tries to work over Rottencrotch's front leg with a kick but Rottencrotch checks it.
Rusted misses with an uppercut.
Rottencrotch on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Rusted lands a nice shot that snaps Rottencrotch's head back.
Rottencrotch throws a series of punches but Rusted moves out of range.
Rottencrotch slips under a jab.
Rottencrotch swings for the body but Rusted moves out of range.
Rottencrotch misses with an uppercut.
Rusted drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Rottencrotch defends it well.
Rusted turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Rusted uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Rottencrotch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rusted connects with a body shot.
Rusted misses with a few strikes there.
Decent striking displayed by Rottencrotch there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rusted lands a two punch combo.
A looping hook to the body misses from Rottencrotch. Rusted does a little dance to reset his feet.
Rusted is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rottencrotch looks to land a combination but Rusted avoids it well.
Rusted scores with a nice head shot.
Rottencrotch throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Rusted stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Rottencrotch gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Rottencrotch misses with a hook. Rusted ducked under it nicely.
Rusted checks a leg kick.
Nice jab there from Rusted.
Rottencrotch walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Rusted tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Rottencrotch was well out of range. Poor timing from Rusted.
Rottencrotch dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Rottencrotch throws a low kick but it's checked well by Rusted.
Rottencrotch tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Rottencrotch throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Rusted with the counter takedown but Rottencrotch avoids it easily.
A punch combination from Rusted misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rusted misses with a two punch combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick from Rusted misses.
Rottencrotch takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Rusted thows a left - swing and a miss!
Rusted misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Rusted.
Rusted lands a body shot.
Rottencrotch looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Rusted staying out of range there.
Rusted feints the counter takedown.
Rottencrotch rushes in with a sloppy looking punch

and Rusted counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Rottencrotch!

Rottencrotch throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!
Rottencrotch blocks a jab.
Rottencrotch darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Rottencrotch stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Rusted.
Rusted throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Rottencrotch misses with a body shot
and Rusted counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Rusted keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rusted moves out of range of the body kick from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Rottencrotch needs to keep his hands up - Rusted had a free shot at his head there.
Rottencrotch lands a head shot.
Rusted thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Rottencrotch if he has to take too many more of those.
Rottencrotch misses the body punch
and Rusted counters with a slapping leg kick.
Rusted gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Jab, jab by Rusted - just one landing.
Rusted throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Rusted scores with a crisp jab that stopped Rottencrotch in his tracks.
Sloppy strikes from Rusted. Those never looked like landing.
Rottencrotch is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Rusted throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rusted avoids the body shot from Rottencrotch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch tries a head kick but it misses.
Rottencrotch throws a head kick that misses.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Rottencrotch defending well as Rusted loads up on a big left hand.
Rottencrotch leaves Rusted with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Rottencrotch moves out of range as Rusted throws a body kick.
Rottencrotch is looking to counter punch.
Rottencrotch slips a jab and a cross from Rusted.
Rottencrotch throws a half hearted mid kick.

Rottencrotch has closed the distance and engaged Rusted in a clinch.

Rusted manages to break the clinch.
Rottencrotch throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Rusted keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Rottencrotch is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Rusted.
Rottencrotch looks to throw the jab but Rusted is out of range.
Rusted tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Jethro Rusted.
I think Rusted has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 28:29
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 28:29
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jethro Rusted!
Our winner, Jethro Rusted, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.