PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cam Newton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bobby Buckets (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Newton comes to the cage accompanied by Superman. On his way into the cage it seems that Cam Newton has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Cam Newton seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Newton
vs
Buckets

196 cm
33
245 lbs
20 - 10 - 0

200 cm
32
270 lbs
14 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Cam Newton!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Bobby Buckets!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Alec Ball and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Buckets rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Newton moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A punch combination from Buckets misses.
Newton appears to be looking for a big counter.
Newton lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Newton.

It looks like Bobby Buckets has been cut.
Newton slips a jab and a cross from Buckets.
Buckets lands with a nice body punch.
Buckets misses with a hook
and Newton counters with a nice uppercut.
Newton throws a big shot that misses.
Buckets dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

Newton lands a left and a right that send Buckets crashing to the mat, dazed. Newton thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Buckets scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Bobby Buckets seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Newton takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Buckets connects with a looping right hand.
Newton swinging wildly here.
Good shot there by Buckets.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Newton swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Buckets uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Newton.
Newton sets himself, and Buckets steps forward looking for the clinch! Newton avoids it this time.
Buckets throws a poor cross that misses
and Newton counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Buckets with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Buckets misses with a hook
and Newton counters with a nice uppercut.
Newton takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Donk. Buckets catches Newton right on the button with a cross.
Newton definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Buckets misses with a left hand
and Newton counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A big right from Buckets misses.
Buckets lands a jab to the head.
Buckets throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Newton.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A shot to the liver by Buckets. Beautiful body shot.
Newton connects with a body shot.
Newton comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Buckets stuns Newton with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Buckets ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Newton on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Nice cross by Newton.
Buckets swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Newton throws a good cross that connects.
Newton uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Buckets.
A left lands for Buckets.
Buckets throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Buckets loads up on a big right hand but Newton slips the punch.
Newton went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
A jab from Buckets misses.
A little feinted left hand from Newton on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Buckets lands with a thumping leg kick.
Newton connects with a looping right hand.

That has opened up Bobby Buckets's cut even more.
Buckets ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Newton slips under a jab from Buckets.
Newton uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Buckets.
Newton throwing a counter right hand but Buckets manages to avoid it.
Buckets steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Newton.
Buckets throws a sloppy body shot
and Newton counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Buckets swings away with a body shot that misses
enabling Newton to counter with a crisp jab.
It's a brutal combination of punches from Newton! Buckets is backing up but he can't get away as Newton lands with one final shot to the jaw that drops Buckets and ends the fight. Great knockout.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Cam Newton!
A very excited looking Cam Newton rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.