PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Idi Amin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Amin has chosen Dangerous by Michael Jackson as his entrance music. Idi Amin has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Heinz Doofenshmirtz's chin.

Doofenshmirtz
vs
Amin

190 cm
37
245 lbs
27 - 24 - 1

220 cm
42
285 lbs
30 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 24 - 1, fighting out of London, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Idi Amin!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Illya Tyunina and Dmitry Maklakov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Amin shoots for a double leg takedown but Doofenshmirtz sprawls well. He's pushed Amin's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a body kick.
Amin moves out of range of the body kick from Doofenshmirtz.
Amin avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Doofenshmirtz tries to work over Amin's front leg with a kick but Amin checks it.

Amin closes the distance and pushes Doofenshmirtz back into the cage.
Doofenshmirtz dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz wants to take the fight to the mat but Amin manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Amin lands a right hand.
Amin blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Doofenshmirtz turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Doofenshmirtz manages to end up in side control.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Doofenshmirtz looks up at the clock and then as Amin takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Doofenshmirtz smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Doofenshmirtz in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Doofenshmirtz creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Amin sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
An elbow from Doofenshmirtz crashes against the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Amin is not content to let Doofenshmirtz control the position.
Doofenshmirtz has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
An elbow from Doofenshmirtz crashes against the mat.
Amin parries the strikes from Doofenshmirtz easily there. Doofenshmirtz is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Amin to escape.
Doofenshmirtz throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Doofenshmirtz in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Doofenshmirtz scoring with punches from side control.
Amin defending against the ground and pound.
Doofenshmirtz is putting a hurting on Amin here, landing some big shots from side control.
Doofenshmirtz throwing ground and pound but whilst doing so, he forgets to control position and Amin works his way back to half guard. Good composure under pressure.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Doofenshmirtz throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Amin to regain full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Doofenshmirtz missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Doofenshmirtz landing some decent shots from guard.
Doofenshmirtz might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Doofenshmirtz throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Doofenshmirtz slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Doofenshmirtz works over Amin with some ground and pound from guard.
Doofenshmirtz missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Doofenshmirtz missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Doofenshmirtz postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Doofenshmirtz postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

Amin kicks Doofenshmirtz off and gets to his feet.

Amin rushes Doofenshmirtz and presses him up against the cage.
Doofenshmirtz is trying to pull guard but Amin has him pressed against the cage.
Doofenshmirtz leaning his opponent against the cage.
Amin missing with knees to the body.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Doofenshmirtz trying to control the position but instead, Amin has worked for underhooks and has pushed Doofenshmirtz into the cage.
Amin is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Doofenshmirtz pressing his opponent against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Amin lands a hook to the side of the head.
Amin blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Doofenshmirtz goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Amin lands a right hand that snaps the head of Doofenshmirtz backwards.
Amin tries for a takedown. No joy.
Doofenshmirtz struggles to land a body shot inside as Amin controls his hands.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Doofenshmirtz misses with some punches.
Doofenshmirtz stalling.
Come on Amin - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Amin doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Doofenshmirtz takes a shot to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Doofenshmirtz is trying to pull guard but Amin turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Heinz Doofenshmirtz. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Amin blocks a head kick by Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a hook to the body
and Amin counters with a three punch combo that has Doofenshmirtz backing up. Doofenshmirtz nods at Amin to acknowledge the strikes.
Good work by Amin as he checks the leg kick.
Amin avoids a kick to the body.
Amin feints and then cracks Doofenshmirtz's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Doofenshmirtz down.
Amin darts in looking for a takedown but Doofenshmirtz gets double underhooks and turns Amin into the cage.
Doofenshmirtz turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Amin tries to close the distance and clinch up but Doofenshmirtz swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Doofenshmirtz looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Amin tries to score a body lock takedown but Doofenshmirtz shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Doofenshmirtz is trying to pull guard but Amin turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doofenshmirtz wants to stall.
Amin lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A short right from Amin.
Doofenshmirtz misses with the head strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Doofenshmirtz.
Idi Amin seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Doofenshmirtz taking a breather.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a short shot to the head.
Doofenshmirtz can't find room to land a body shot as Amin controls the action.
Doofenshmirtz struggles to land a body shot inside as Amin controls his hands.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Doofenshmirtz stalling the fight.
Amin lands a body punch.
Doofenshmirtz scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A short right from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a shoulder strike.
Doofenshmirtz taking a breather.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a short punch on the inside.
Doofenshmirtz swings wildly with an uppercut but Amin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Amin looks to throw an elbow but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Amin creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Amin drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Doofenshmirtz gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Idi Amin.
Doofenshmirtz lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Amin manages to break the clinch.
Amin tries to clinch there but Doofenshmirtz circles away.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a head kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Doofenshmirtz missing with a left hand there. Amin was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Amin throws a leg kick that misses.

Amin moves into range and clinches up with Doofenshmirtz.
Amin lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The referee calls for Doofenshmirtz to work.

Amin escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Idi Amin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Doofenshmirtz throws a nice outside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Amin closes the distance and pushes Doofenshmirtz back into the cage.
Amin pushes Doofenshmirtz back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Doofenshmirtz is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
A short right from Amin on the inside.
Amin struggles to land a body shot inside as Doofenshmirtz controls his hands.
Amin blocks an uppercut.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a right to the head.
Stalling in the clinch from Doofenshmirtz.
Amin lands a hook to the side of the head.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Amin takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Doofenshmirtz tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Doofenshmirtz.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Amin misses with a short punch on the inside.
Amin creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head punch that misses.
Amin has a couple of punches blocked by Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a hook from the clinch.
Doofenshmirtz prevents a body shot from Amin.
Amin taking a breather.
Doofenshmirtz is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Amin to keep the fight standing.
Amin letting Doofenshmirtz take a breather here.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Amin displaying some good clinch control by pressing Doofenshmirtz up against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Amin breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Idi Amin will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Amin tries to sprawl but Doofenshmirtz drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Doofenshmirtz not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Doofenshmirtz stops Amin from getting back to his feet.
Doofenshmirtz throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Doofenshmirtz lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Doofenshmirtz throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Doofenshmirtz throwing shots but Amin is blocking nicely.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Doofenshmirtz lands a nice short elbow.
Doofenshmirtz not landing any meaningful shots this time.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Amin can do anything to dispel that myth.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doofenshmirtz passes to side control.

Doofenshmirtz tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Amin pushes Doofenshmirtz away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Doofenshmirtz gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Amin really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Doofenshmirtz. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz throws an elbow but Amin slips to the side and avoids it well.
Doofenshmirtz working the ground and pound but Amin is defending the strikes.
Doofenshmirtz looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Amin is avoiding damage well.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

Doofenshmirtz is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Amin knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
The strikes coming from Doofenshmirtz are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Doofenshmirtz is trying to ground and pound but Amin uses the momentary lack of control by Doofenshmirtz to regain half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Amin is trying to stand back up but Doofenshmirtz is controlling him
Doofenshmirtz throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

Doofenshmirtz is trying to work for a kimura but Amin is defending well.
Doofenshmirtz takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Doofenshmirtz not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Doofenshmirtz is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Doofenshmirtz wants to control but Amin is keeping him busy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Amin is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Doofenshmirtz working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Doofenshmirtz not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Doofenshmirtz looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Doofenshmirtz throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Doofenshmirtz missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Doofenshmirtz not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Doofenshmirtz wants to take a breather but Amin is having none of it.

Doofenshmirtz is trying to work for a kimura but Amin is defending well.
Doofenshmirtz thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Amin's head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz throwing shots but Amin is blocking nicely.
Doofenshmirtz looks to land a strike but Amin avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Amin utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Doofenshmirtz trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Doofenshmirtz postures up in Amin's guard and throws a big left but Amin blocks it.
Doofenshmirtz is working Amin over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Doofenshmirtz throws an elbow that misses. Amin uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Doofenshmirtz's guard. Nice move by Amin!

Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

Amin got a little sloppy there for a moment and Doofenshmirtz has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Amin has managed to get both his arms back between Doofenshmirtz's legs - danger averted.
Doofenshmirtz wants to sweep but no luck.

And that's the end of the fight!
Heinz Doofenshmirtz showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Doofenshmirtz has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Konstantin Menshow scores the fight 29:28
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 29:28
Judge Dmitry Maklakov scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
Our winner, Heinz Doofenshmirtz, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.