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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe Angry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Two Punchy Punchy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Two Punchy Punchy was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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212 lbs
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215 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Joe Angry!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Two Punchy Punchy!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Arvi Lind.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Punchy Punchy has taken the fight to the clinch.
Angry throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Punchy Punchy blocks it with crossed arms.
Punchy Punchy lands a nice shot to the body.
Punchy Punchy's coach down at Iron Fist Gym was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Punchy Punchy's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Angry tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Punchy Punchy tries to land a knee to the head but Angry blocks with his arms.
Angry looking to throw knees to the head but Punchy Punchy is blocking nicely.
Angry lands a right hand.
Punchy Punchy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Punchy Punchy takes a shot to the head.
Punchy Punchy tries a body shot but Angry blocks it.
Angry blocks an uppercut.
Punchy Punchy missing with knees to the body.
Angry lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Punchy Punchy using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Angry has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Angry tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Angry lands with a short shot to the head.
Punchy Punchy lands with a short head shot on the inside.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Punchy Punchy pushes Angry back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short right from Angry on the inside.
Angry looking to throw knees to the head but Punchy Punchy is blocking nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Angry misses with a short punch on the inside.
A nice right hand lands inside from Angry.
Punchy Punchy lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Angry tries to land a knee to the head but Punchy Punchy blocks with his arms.
Punchy Punchy struggles to land a body shot inside as Angry controls his hands.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Punchy Punchy.
Angry tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Punchy Punchy is leaning against Angry and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Punchy Punchy.
Angry scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Punchy Punchy can't find room to land a body shot as Angry controls the action.
Angry tries to land a knee to the head but Punchy Punchy blocks with his arms.
Angry with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Punchy Punchy cracks Angry with a nice body shot.
Punchy Punchy misses with a punch on the inside.
Angry throws a knee to the head but misses.
Our sources have told us that Angry has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Nice body punch from Punchy Punchy.
Angry is breathing heavily.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Angry.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Punchy Punchy throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Punchy Punchy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
With the fighters up against the cage, Punchy Punchy throws an elbow but misses.
Punchy Punchy throws a punch but it's blocked by Angry.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Punchy Punchy tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Angry avoids it.
Angry scores with a nice hook to the head.
Angry misses with a knee to the head.
Punchy Punchy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Punchy Punchy misses with a knee strike.
Punchy Punchy stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Angry misses with a knee strike.
Punchy Punchy throws an elbow that misses.
Punchy Punchy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Angry throws a head punch that misses.
Punchy Punchy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Punchy Punchy working aggressively here.
Punchy Punchy is leaning against Angry and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Angry misses with a punch on the inside.
Punchy Punchy working aggressively here.
Punchy Punchy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Punchy Punchy blocks an uppercut.
A short right from Angry on the inside.
Angry misses with a short punch on the inside.
Nice body punch from Punchy Punchy.
Angry tries a knee to the head but Punchy Punchy blocks it.
Punchy Punchy lands a right hand that snaps the head of Angry backwards.
A short left from Punchy Punchy.
Angry tries a knee to the head but Punchy Punchy blocks it.
Angry connects with a knee to the head.
Punchy Punchy swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Angry lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Angry lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Angry throws a knee to the head but misses.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Punchy Punchy creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Punchy Punchy lands a right hand.
Punchy Punchy throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Angrys head.
Punchy Punchy lands a shoulder strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Punchy Punchy.
Angry misses with a short punch on the inside.
Angry blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short left from Angry.
Punchy Punchy takes a shot to the head.
Angry tries to land a knee to the head but Punchy Punchy blocks with his arms.
Angry blocks an uppercut.
Angry scores with a shoulder strike.
Punchy Punchy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Punchy Punchy misses with a hook from the clinch.
Angry tries to land a knee to the head but Punchy Punchy blocks with his arms.
Angry misses with a knee to the head.
Angry lands with a light punch inside.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nice body punch from Punchy Punchy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Joe Angry will probably get the nod.
That's time! Angry's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Angry closes the distance and clinches.
Angry blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A short uppercut from Punchy Punchy.
Angry misses with a knee to the head.
Punchy Punchy is working Angry over against the cage.
Punchy Punchy tries to land knees in the clinch but Angry avoids the damage to the body.
Punchy Punchy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Punchy Punchy.
A nice left hand lands by Punchy Punchy.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Punchy Punchy.
Angry working aggressively here.
Angry scores with a shot to the side of Punchy Punchy's head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Angry scores with a shot to the side of Punchy Punchy's head.
Angry misses with a knee to the head.
Punchy Punchy has a couple of punches blocked by Angry.
A right hook to the body lands for Punchy Punchy.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Punchy Punchy looking to throw knees to the head but Angry is blocking nicely.
Punchy Punchy lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Angry backwards.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Angry fails to land.
Punchy Punchy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Punchy Punchy with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Joe Angry has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Angry using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Punchy Punchy has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Punchy Punchy lands a right hand.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Punchy Punchy creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Punchy Punchy.
Punchy Punchy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Punchy Punchy looking to throw knees to the head but Angry is blocking nicely.
Punchy Punchy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Angry swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Punchy Punchy swings wildly with an uppercut but Angry uses good head movement to avoid it.
Punchy Punchy using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Angry has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Punchy Punchy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Angry takes a shot to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Punchy Punchy with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Punchy Punchy just misses with a elbow thrown towards Angry's brow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Angry.
Angry with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Punchy Punchy gets through Angry's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Angry blocks a body shot from Punchy Punchy.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Angry misses with a knee strike.
Angry lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Angry pushes Punchy Punchy back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Punchy Punchy creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Angry throws a punch but it's blocked by Punchy Punchy.
Angry misses with a knee strike.
Angry with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Angry blocks an elbow strike.
Punchy Punchy takes a knee right on the jaw!
Angry working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Angry with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Punchy Punchy swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Punchy Punchy swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Angry misses with a knee strike.
A nice left hand lands by Punchy Punchy.
Punchy Punchy looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Angry misses with the head strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Angry.
Punchy Punchy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Angry using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Punchy Punchy has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Punchy Punchy misses with a knee to the head.
Punchy Punchy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Punchy Punchy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Angry lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Punchy Punchy backwards.
Punchy Punchy swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Punchy Punchy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Angry with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Angry misses with the head strike.
Punchy Punchy missing with knees to the body.
Angry throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Punchy Punchy blocks it with crossed arms.
Punchy Punchy lands with a short shot to the head.
Angry has a couple of punches blocked by Punchy Punchy.
Angry blocks the elbow strike.
Angry tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Angry connects with a nasty looking knee right to Punchy Punchy's face.
Punchy Punchy takes a shot to the head.
A shot in the inside from Punchy Punchy.
Punchy Punchy lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Angry backwards.
Angry tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Punchy Punchy pushes Angry back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Angry swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Angry lands a left hand that snaps the head of Punchy Punchy backwards.
Punchy Punchy with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Punchy Punchy missing with knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Two Punchy Punchy will probably get the nod - 10:9.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Angry moves into the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Angry.
Punchy Punchy throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Angry tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Angry scores with a shot to the side of Punchy Punchy's head.
Punchy Punchy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Punchy Punchy looking to slow down the pace here.
Angry using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Punchy Punchy has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Punchy Punchy.
Angry working aggressively here.
Angry throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Punchy Punchy blocks it with crossed arms.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Angry throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Punchy Punchy blocks it with crossed arms.
Angry lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Angry takes a shot to the head.
Angry tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A nice right hand lands inside from Punchy Punchy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Punchy Punchy throws an elbow but it misses.
Angry connects with a knee to the head.
Punchy Punchy misses with a body punch.
Punchy Punchy lands a shoulder strike.
Angry swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Angry throws a head punch that misses.
Punchy Punchy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Punchy Punchy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Angry's elbow.
Angry looking to throw knees to the head but Punchy Punchy is blocking nicely.
Punchy Punchy swings wildly with an uppercut but Angry uses good head movement to avoid it.
Punchy Punchy using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Angry has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Punchy Punchy lands with a left to the head.
Punchy Punchy swings wildly with an uppercut but Angry uses good head movement to avoid it.
Angry lands a hook to the side of the head.
Angry with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Angry working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Punchy Punchy throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Angrys head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Punchy Punchy misses with a knee to the head.
Angry tries to land a knee to the head but Punchy Punchy blocks with his arms.
Angry blocking some punches.
Punchy Punchy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Punchy Punchy blocks an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Punchy Punchy.
Angry tries to land a knee to the head but Punchy Punchy blocks with his arms.
Punchy Punchy swings wildly with an uppercut but Angry uses good head movement to avoid it.
Angry with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Punchy Punchy misses with the head strike.
Angry makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Punchy Punchy throws an elbow but it misses.
Angry with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Punchy Punchy working aggressively here.
Punchy Punchy has a couple of punches blocked by Angry.
Angry tries to land a knee to the head but Punchy Punchy blocks with his arms.
Angry blocking some punches.
Angry misses with a knee strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Angry.
Angry throws a knee to the head but misses.
Angry blocks an uppercut.
Angry misses with a knee strike.
Punchy Punchy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Angry backwards.
Angry tries a knee to the head but Punchy Punchy blocks it.
Punchy Punchy throws a knee to the head but misses.
A short right from Punchy Punchy.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Punchy Punchy.
Angry throws a punch but it's blocked by Punchy Punchy.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Angry.
Angry tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Punchy Punchy misses with an elbow strike.
Angry blocking some punches.
Angry scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Angry misses with the head strike.
Punchy Punchy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Punchy Punchy throws a punch but it's blocked by Angry.
Angry scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Punchy Punchy lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Punchy Punchy gets through Angry's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Punchy Punchy misses with a knee to the head.
Punchy Punchy tries a body shot but Angry blocks it.
Angry misses with a knee strike.
Angry tries a knee to the head but Punchy Punchy blocks it.
Angry throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Punchy Punchy blocks it with crossed arms.
Angry takes a shot to the head.
Punchy Punchy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Joe Angry.
Well Angry has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 28:29
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 29:28
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Joe Angry!
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energy
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hype
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