PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Pekka Perkele (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and For Real For Real (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pekka Perkele is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Perkele
vs
Real For Real

215 cm
25
184 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

188 cm
25
195 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

Dangerous GnP
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Pekka Perkele!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, For Real For Real!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Columbo Gatti and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Perkele throws out a loose jab but For Real uses good head movement to avoid it.

For Real clinches.
Perkele misses with a shot to the kidneys.
For Real prevents a body shot from Perkele.

For Real breaks from the clinch.
For Real stuns Perkele with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Perkele tests For Real's chin there with a solid looking shot.
For Real ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Perkele moves away.

For Real has managed to clinch.
Perkele tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
For Real misses with a hook from the clinch.
For Real lands with a light punch inside.
For Real working some nice short punches in the clinch.
For Real prevents Perkele from breaking the clinch.
For Real tries a body shot but Perkele blocks it.
For Real throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Perkele misses with a punch to the body.
For Real stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
For Real digs a right hand into Perkele's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Perkele's gas tank.
For Real lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
For Real tries a body shot but Perkele blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A body shot lands from For Real.
Perkele is breathing heavily.
Perkele misses with a body punch.
For Real misses with some punches.
Perkele lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down For Real.
For Real scores with a nice hook to the head.
Perkele misses with a punch to the body.
For Real throws a punch but it's blocked by Perkele.
Perkele misses with a body punch.
For Real lands on the inside with an uppercut.
For Real misses with a punch to the body.
For Real tries to work over Perkele's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Perkele goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
For Real digs a right hand underneath Perkele's ribcage. Perkele let out a lung full of air as it connected.
For Real lands a left hand that snaps the head of Perkele backwards.
Perkele misses with a hook to the ribs.
Perkele goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
For Real pushes Perkele back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Perkele tries to throw a body punch but For Real avoids it by throwing Perkele back against the cage.
For Real lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
For Real dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Perkele blocks a body shot from For Real.
A short body shot lands from For Real as the two fighters clinch.
For Real lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Perkele backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
For Real gets through Perkele's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A hook to the body from Perkele.
For Real scores with a hook to the body.
For Real lands with a left to the head.
For Real lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Perkele or not.
Perkele really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
A short right from For Real.
Still in the clinch, For Real scores with a nice short uppercut.
For Real lands with a short punch from the clinch.
For Real lands a nice shot to the body.
For Real lands an uppercut.
Still in the clinch, For Real scores with a nice short uppercut.
For Real lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Good body shot from For Real.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from For Real.
A nice left hand lands by For Real.
For Real lands on the inside with an uppercut.
For Real digs a right hand into Perkele's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Perkele's gas tank.
For Real lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
For Real is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Perkele is defending well.
A left hand lands to the body for For Real.
For Real pushes Perkele back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short uppercut from For Real.
For Real swings wildly with an uppercut but Perkele uses good head movement to avoid it.
For Real misses with a short punch on the inside.
For Real lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Perkele can't find room to land a body shot as For Real controls the action.
Perkele takes a shot to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
For Real lands with a right to the head.
Perkele misses with a body punch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Perkele.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
For Real digs a right hand underneath Perkele's ribcage. Perkele let out a lung full of air as it connected.
For Real digs a right hand underneath Perkele's ribcage. Perkele let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A short left from For Real.
For Real works on Perkele's body with a couple of short punches.
For Real lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
For Real makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
For Real working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A hook to the body from For Real.
For Real lands a shoulder strike.
For Real presses Perkele against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
For Real makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
For Real throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A left hand lands to the body for For Real.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
For Real pushes Perkele back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
For Real fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
For Real makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
For Real working some nice short punches in the clinch.
For Real softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

For Real For Real dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

For Real clinches up against the cage.
Perkele misses with a punch to the body.
Perkele is trying to break the clinch but For Real has him pressed against the cage.
For Real lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Perkele backwards.
Perkele blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A right handed body shot lands from For Real.
For Real can't find room to land a body shot as Perkele controls the action.
For Real makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
For Real lands a nice uppercut.
For Real misses with the head strike.
For Real lands a right hand that snaps the head of Perkele backwards.
For Real has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Perkele misses with a punch to the body.
For Real lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

Perkele is rocked!
A quick uppercut on the inside from For Real.
Oh Perkele is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
For Real lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
For Real dips a shoulder and cracks Perkele with a mighty uppercut! Perkele falls back against the cage and For Real unloads with a barrage of strikes! Perkele is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - For Real screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). For Real For Real!