PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Hairy Scrotum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kapua Francisco (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Francisco comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Pantera - Slaughtered kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Scrotum
vs
Francisco

185 cm
19
177 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

180 cm
19
185 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hairy Scrotum!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Kapua Francisco!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Anni Minnemäki and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Scrotum checks a leg kick.
Scrotum's jab looks to have found its range, popping Francisco under the eye.

It looks like Kapua Francisco has been cut.
Francisco takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Francisco takes one to the chin there.
Scrotum is looking to clinch but Francisco is avoiding it.
Scrotum swings for the body but Francisco moves out of range.

Francisco clinches.
Francisco blocks a body shot from Scrotum.
Francisco misses with a hook to the ribs.
Francisco is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Scrotum is defending well.
A nice left hand lands by Scrotum.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Scrotum.
Scrotum swings wildly with an uppercut but Francisco uses good head movement to avoid it.
Francisco throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Scrotums head.
Francisco goes for a takedown in the clinch but Scrotum prevents it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Scrotum softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Francisco can't break the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Scrotum lands with a left to the head.
Scrotum tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Scrotum working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Scrotum misses with the head strike.
Francisco wants a takedown.
Hairy Scrotum has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kapua Francisco.
Scrotum lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Scrotum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Scrotum has a couple of punches blocked by Francisco.
Scrotum tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Scrotum has a couple of punches blocked by Francisco.
Francisco blocking some punches.

Francisco has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Scrotum is trying to keep an underhook but Francisco manages to get the takedown into half guard.

Scrotum kicks off Francisco and gets to his feet.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Francisco moves into range and clinches up with Scrotum.
Francisco swings wildly with an uppercut but Scrotum uses good head movement to avoid it.
A right handed body shot lands from Francisco.
Scrotum lands a body punch in the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Francisco.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum misses with a hook from the clinch.
Francisco has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Scrotum avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Francisco tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Francisco working hard to break the clinch.

Francisco tightens his grip and picks Scrotum up, before dumping him to the ground. Scrotum manages to land in guard.

Scrotum uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Scrotum swats away the attempt to clinch by Francisco.
Scrotum tries to counter by clinching up but Francisco breaks away and moves out of range.

Francisco moves into range and clinches up with Scrotum.
Francisco blocks an uppercut.
Francisco digs a right hand underneath Scrotum's ribcage. Scrotum let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A short right from Scrotum.
Scrotum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Francisco blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Scrotum lands a shoulder strike.
A nice left hand lands by Scrotum.
A right hand to the body from Francisco.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum lands a right hand.
Scrotum makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Francisco tries to pull guard but Scrotum holds him up against the cage and eventually Francisco drops back down to his feet.
Scrotum fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Scrotum misses with a punch on the inside.

Francisco breaks the clinch.
Francisco takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

That has opened up Kapua Francisco's cut even more.
Francisco's coach down at Archon Dojo was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Francisco's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Scrotum fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Francisco to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Francisco looks to clinch but Scrotum throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Francisco taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Hairy Scrotum!
Hairy Scrotum seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.