PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between George Patton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lucifer Satan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Patton might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Keep your hands to yourself- Georgia Satellites. Satan has chosen Disciple as his entrance music. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Patton
vs
Satan

193 cm
32
287 lbs
22 - 10 - 0

200 cm
31
288 lbs
21 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

My$tic Clothing ~ (`10%Laundry`)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, George Patton!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Lucifer Satan!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Patton pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Satan rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Patton counters with a series of strikes. Satan will be more careful next time no doubt.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Satan checks a leg kick.
We've been informed that Satan has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Patton closes the distance but Satan moves to the side
and Satan counters with a stiff right hand.

It looks like George Patton has been cut.
Satan misses with a head kick.
A little feinted left hand from Patton on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Patton ducks under a wild hook from Satan.
Patton tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Satan slips a jab and a cross from Patton.
Satan throws out a counter right but Patton avoids it with no problem.
Patton throws a nice looking combination but Satan bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Patton throws a right hand that Satan ducks under and follows up with a left that Satan also avoids with ease.
Satan avoids a punch combination nicely.
Satan unleashes a big counter combination but Patton bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Patton rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Satan moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Satan tries a head kick but it misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Patton's jab looks to have found its range, popping Satan under the eye.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Satan throws a right hand that Patton ducks under and follows up with a left that Patton also avoids with ease.
Patton appears to be looking for a big counter.
Satan fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Patton looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Patton tries to close the distance and clinch but Satan swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Satan just misses with a punch to the body.
Satan throws a good cross that connects.
Satan feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Patton's calf.
Patton throws the kick towards the body but Satan avoids it.
Satan misses with a wild body shot.
Patton walks into a stiff left hand from Satan.
Satan looks to land a left hand but Patton moved out of range nicely.
Satan showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Patton.
Patton misses with a left hand
and Satan counters with a straight right hand.
Patton showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Satan.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Satan with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Patton has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Tayne's 4d3d3d3 Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Patton misses with a double jab
and Satan counters with a nice body shot.
Satan throws a shot from downtown. Patton moves away and avoids it.
Satan throws an overhand right that lands on Patton's shoulder, as Patton tries to avoid the shot.

Patton moves into the clinch.
Patton tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short right from Satan.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Satan.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Satan.

Satan pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Patton lands with a straight right. Satan didn't see that one coming.
Satan throws a sloppy head kick and Patton moves out of range easily.
Patton throws a quick inside leg kick.
Patton throws a series of punches but Satan avoids them all with ease.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Patton throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Satan looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Patton throws a nice looking combination but Satan bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Satan swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Satan's corner calls for a 1-2. Satan obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

George Patton's cut is getting worse.
Satan scores with a body shot.
Patton is breathing heavily.
Satan throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Satan scores with a crisp jab that stopped Patton in his tracks.
Satan scores with a leg kick.
Satan connects with a crisp jab.
Satan scoring well with a low kick there.
Satan looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Patton swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Patton wants to clinch.
George Patton seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Satan lands with an uppercut that bounces Patton off the cage and back into range.

George Patton's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Satan throws a right and a left that both miss.
Satan has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Satan lands with an overhand left.
Satan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Patton.
Satan swats away the attempt to clinch by Patton.
Patton tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Satan paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Satan throws a head kick that misses.
Patton tries to clinch but Satan is having none of it.
Patton misses with a two punch combination.

Satan cracks Patton with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Patton looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Satan finish him?
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Patton fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Satan looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Satan takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lucifer Satan dominated that round.
The cut man is working on George Patton's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Satan connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

Patton rushes Satan and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Satan blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Satan breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Patton tries to clinch but Satan moves out of range.
Patton takes a jab right on the kisser.

Satan cracks Patton with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Satan has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Patton to stand back up!

Patton is rocked!

Jeez, George Patton's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Satan swats away the attempt to clinch by Patton.
Satan appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Oh Patton is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Patton lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Patton shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Satan eats them both and turns towards Patton to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Patton seems to have got his legs back now.
Satan looks to throw the jab but Patton is out of range.
Ohhhhhhhhhh, brutal head kick from Satan! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Lucifer Satan!
Lucifer Satan very nearly forgot to thank My$tic Clothing ~ (`10%Laundry`) amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
George Patton was interviewed post fight and said 'I'd like to thank my opponent, and apologize to the fans.'.