PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jerome Seinfeld (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Amirezza Pourramenazanali (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pourramenazanali has chosen Godsmack - Cryin' Like A Bitch!! as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Seinfeld
vs
Pourramenazanali

198 cm
31
200 lbs
11 - 14 - 1

179 cm
36
187 lbs
25 - 23 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Amped Performance

KAISER Nutrition - Q160/$250

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 14 - 1, fighting out of London, Jerome Seinfeld!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 23 - 0, fighting out of New York, Amirezza Pourramenazanali!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Tiny Johnson and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Seinfeld avoids the body shot from Pourramenazanali.
Seinfeld uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pourramenazanali.
It looked like Seinfeld wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Pourramenazanali throws a poor cross that misses
letting Seinfeld counter with a right hand.
Seinfeld stuns Pourramenazanali with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Pourramenazanali slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Pourramenazanali connects with a leg kick. Seinfeld looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Seinfeld is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Pourramenazanali.

It looks like Jerome Seinfeld has been cut.
Pourramenazanali moves out of range as Seinfeld strikes.
Seinfeld stuns Pourramenazanali with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Pourramenazanali.
Seinfeld pushes Pourramenazanali away with a front kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Seinfeld connects with a right hand. Pourramenazanali shakes it off.

Pourramenazanali gets in close and instigates a clinch.

Pourramenazanali pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Seinfeld ducks under a wild hook from Pourramenazanali.
Seinfeld scores with a crisp jab that stopped Pourramenazanali in his tracks.
Pourramenazanali walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Seinfeld blocks a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Seinfeld takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Pourramenazanali throws an off balance right hand
and Seinfeld counters with a thumping low kick.
Pourramenazanali has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Seinfeld.
Seinfeld displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Pourramenazanali throws out the jab.
Pourramenazanali misses with a hook. Seinfeld ducked under it nicely.
Pourramenazanali throws a hook but Seinfeld avoids it easily.
Seinfeld moves out of range as Pourramenazanali strikes.
Pourramenazanali fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Seinfeld manages to avoid it.
Seinfeld scores with a head kick.
A combination from Pourramenazanali does no damage.
Seinfeld looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Seinfeld throws a head kick that misses.
Seinfeld swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Pourramenazanali swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
A combination from Pourramenazanali does no damage.
Pourramenazanali throws a push kick but Seinfeld slaps the foot to one side.
Seinfeld lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pourramenazanali throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Pourramenazanali takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Seinfeld fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Pourramenazanali checks it well.
Jerome Seinfeld is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pourramenazanali throws a left and a right that both miss
and Pourramenazanali takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Seinfeld thuds his right hand into Pourramenazanali's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Seinfeld scores with a nice right hand.
A nice combination there by Pourramenazanali.
Pourramenazanali sizes up Seinfeld with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Pourramenazanali throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Pourramenazanali looks to score with a jab to the body but Seinfeld is just out of range.
Seinfeld is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Pourramenazanali with a jab.
Seinfeld fails in his attempt to clinch.
The fighters circle, before Seinfeld throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Pourramenazanali's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Seinfeld lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Jerome Seinfeld!
A very excited looking Jerome Seinfeld made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.