PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Toxic Fucker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and TestSeven TestSeven (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). TestSeven TestSeven is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Fucker
vs
TestSeven

189 cm
25
194 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
18
185 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Cuts easily

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Toxic Fucker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, TestSeven TestSeven!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Marco Blurström and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
TestSeven wants to clinch up but Fucker keeps it at a distance.

TestSeven shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Fucker napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Fucker regains half guard.

TestSeven is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
TestSeven with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Fucker is trying to maintain the position but TestSeven is very close to passing his half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
TestSeven missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
TestSeven is keen to just control but Fucker is a slippery customer.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fucker is looking to improve his position.
Fucker is not content to let TestSeven control the position.
TestSeven content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.

Fucker closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming TestSeven to the mat! TestSeven manages to get full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Fucker decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.

TestSeven gets caught flat footed, as Fucker shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
TestSeven is trying to control the position from the bottom.

Fucker stands up and waves to TestSeven to follow him.

TestSeven closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - TestSeven lands in his opponent's guard.

Fucker is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. TestSeven presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fucker lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

Fucker gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.

Fucker is working for a submission of some sort.
TestSeven tries to get to full guard but Fucker has control of the leg.
TestSeven looks winded!

Fucker is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fucker wants to stand up but TestSeven is controlling the position.

Fucker seems to be looking for submissions.
TestSeven is looking to improve his position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Fucker lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
TestSeven is controlling Fucker's position as best he can from this difficult position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Toxic Fucker dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Fucker darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
TestSeven is trying to get back to full guard.

Fucker is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.

Fucker is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so TestSeven is just riding it out for now. Fucker eventually gives up the hold.

That's one minute gone in the round.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
TestSeven keeping control of the position.
TestSeven wants to control but Fucker is keeping busy and won't allow it.

Fucker is working for a submission of some sort.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

Fucker is looking for a kimura here.
TestSeven tries to roll over but Fucker keeps him under control.

TestSeven has guillotine here! It looks pretty tight! Could this be all over! No, Fucker escapes and passes into side control at the same time. Nice work there by Fucker!
Fucker is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that TestSeven can do to turn this around?

Fucker stands up and we're back to a striking position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

TestSeven drives through with a takedown into guard.

Fucker is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. TestSeven presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat.
TestSeven is breathing heavily.
TestSeven tries to stall but Fucker uses the opportunity to gain a better position.

Fucker works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
TestSeven working a defensive guard here.

Fucker is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Fucker landing some decent shots from guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Fucker gets to his feet - TestSeven follows without any prompting.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fucker thuds a left hand into TestSeven's body.
TestSeven walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

Fucker looking to score a takedown here. TestSeven is defending well but Fucker drives through and ends up in TestSeven's guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Fucker scoring with punches to the head and body.
Fucker stands up over TestSeven, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
TestSeven wants to get back to his feet but Fucker is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Toxic Fucker dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Fucker scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Fucker landing a few strikes.
TestSeven is looking for a sweep.

Fucker working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
TestSeven tries to improve position but can't.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Fucker looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.

Fucker tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Fucker has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

That's one minute gone in the round.

Fucker thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
TestSeven is looking for a sweep.
TestSeven takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

Fucker tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Fucker looks up at the clock and then as TestSeven takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Fucker smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Fucker tries to advance to mount but can't.
TestSeven manages to work his way to half guard, despite Fucker's best efforts.

Fucker is sneakily working for an arm triangle but TestSeven sees it coming and defends easily.
Toxic Fucker overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

Fucker is working for a kimura but TestSeven is defending it quite comfortably.

Fucker is trying to work for a kimura but TestSeven is defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
TestSeven tries to roll over but Fucker keeps him under control.
Fucker working over TestSeven with some ground and pound. TestSeven looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.

Fucker is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, TestSeven has managed to free his arm - good work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Fucker prevents TestSeven from improving his position.

Fucker is working for a kimura here but TestSeven manages to reverse the position and he's now in Fucker's guard.
Toxic Fucker is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
TestSeven trying to control but Fucker is working from the bottom.
TestSeven is fighting to break Fucker's control of his arms but Fucker is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
TestSeven TestSeven has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Fucker is on top in guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Toxic Fucker showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Fucker has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:27
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 30:27
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Toxic Fucker!