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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Swollen Piss Bladder (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nosferatu Zodd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Zodd's choice of entrance music: Motorhead - Ace of spades. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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158 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
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149 lbs
4 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine |
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Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Swollen Piss Bladder!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Nosferatu Zodd!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Igor Prikhodko and Aleksei Zolotukhin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big left from Piss Bladder misses.
Zodd pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Piss Bladder has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Piss Bladder cracks Zodd with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Decent striking displayed by Zodd there.
A shot to the liver by Zodd. Beautiful body shot.
Piss Bladder pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jab from Zodd.
Piss Bladder misses with an uppercut.
Zodd misses with a straight left.
Piss Bladder connects with a looping right hand.
Zodd ducks under a wild hook from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder throws a looping overhand right but Zodd ducks down to avoid it.
Zodd misses the shot to the body.
Zodd looks to land a left hand but Piss Bladder moved out of range nicely.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zodd ducks under a wild hook from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Piss Bladder misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Zodd.
Zodd is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Piss Bladder with a body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Piss Bladder throws a looping overhand right but Zodd ducks down to avoid it.
Piss Bladder connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Zodd slips under a jab.
Zodd cracks a nice hook into Piss Bladder's ribs.
The crowd cheers as Zodd lands an impressive looking overhand right. Piss Bladder doesn't seem phased though.
Zodd bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Piss Bladder's head backwards.
Zodd throws a jab when Piss Bladder was well out of range.
Zodd's coach down at BeeBuu MMA was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Zodd's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Piss Bladder is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Zodd scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Piss Bladder doesn't seem bothered though.
Nosferatu Zodd seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A punch lands to the side of Piss Bladder 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Piss Bladder throws out a loose jab but Zodd uses good head movement to avoid it.
Piss Bladder throws a jab when Zodd was well out of range.
Zodd connects with a single shot there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A jab from Zodd misses.
Zodd throws a right and a left that Piss Bladder avoids nicely.
Piss Bladder looks to land a right hand but Zodd moved out of range.
Piss Bladder misses with the combination.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Piss Bladder throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Piss Bladder on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
A big right from Piss Bladder misses.
Zodd tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Piss Bladder was well out of range. Poor timing from Zodd.
Zodd takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Zodd scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Piss Bladder doesn't seem bothered though.
Piss Bladder throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Zodd moves into the clinch.
Zodd tries to throw a body punch but Piss Bladder avoids it by throwing Zodd back against the cage.
Piss Bladder wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Piss Bladder misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Piss Bladder misses with a hook to the ribs.
Zodd misses with a hook to the ribs.
Zodd gets control of Piss Bladder's arms and successfully pulls guard. Zodd will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Piss Bladder has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Zodd to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Piss Bladder is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Zodd pulls down on the head and he's put Piss Bladder to sleep! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Nosferatu Zodd!
Nosferatu Zodd took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'I thought I would only dance with you for a moment... But we're just beginning. I have not yet... tasted enough, I have not had my fill!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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