PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Fook Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kevin Hart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hart is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Ratamahatta. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Man
vs
Hart

180 cm
29
175 lbs
15 - 6 - 0

178 cm
25
157 lbs
12 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Fook Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kevin Hart!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Andrew Berry and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Man takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Hart tries to close the distance and clinch up but Man swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Man lands a nice looking kick to the body. Hart takes a step back to recover.
Hart throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Man sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Man is looking to counter with a body kick.
Man sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Hart takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Man tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hart looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Hart avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Hart shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Man eats them both and turns towards Hart to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
A big right from Hart misses.
A little feinted left hand from Man on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Hart swings widly with a right hand
and Man counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A slow jab from Hart misses its intended target.
Man misses with a low kick.
Hart ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Man moves away.
Man throws a body kick that misses.
Hart misses with a looping left.
Man throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hart throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Hart throws a sloppy body shot
and Man counters with a nice uppercut.
Hart throws a jab but it's blocked by Man.
Man tries to score with a low kick but Hart moves his leg out of the way.
Man slips a straight right by Hart.
Hart throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kevin Hart seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Man checks a low kick from Hart.
Man appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Hart misses with an uppercut.
Man on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Hart tries to clinch
and Man counters with a nice uppercut.
Man pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Man just misses with a punch to the body.
Hart cracks a nice hook into Man's ribs.
Hart throws the kick towards the body but Man avoids it.
The fighters circle momentarily. Hart darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
The crowd cheers as Hart lands an impressive looking overhand right. Man doesn't seem phased though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Man defending well as Hart loads up on a big left hand.
Hart lands a jab.
Hart comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Man displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hart throws out the jab.
Man seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
No joy there for Hart, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Man appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Man connects with a solid leg kick.
Both fighters circling a little - Man finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Hart lands a jab-cross combination.
Hart misses with a wild body shot.
Man needs to keep his hands up - Hart had a free shot at his head there.
Man throws a series of punches but Hart avoids them all with ease.
Man lands with a slapping head kick.
Hart keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Hart misses the shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Man pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Hart swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A slow jab from Hart misses its intended target.
Man takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Man throws a body punch but Hart moves out of range.
A nice side step and Hart releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Hart takes a swing at Man's ribcage but misses.
Hart catches Man with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Hart is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Man had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Hart throws a solid leg kick but Man takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Hart.
Man takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Hart scores with a jab to the body.
Hart misses with a low kick.
Man seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Man keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hart.
Hart throws an off balance right hand
and Man counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Man slips a straight right by Hart.
Man cracks Hart with a right hand to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Donk. Man catches Hart right on the button with a cross.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Man.
Hart throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Man scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Man throws a poor cross that misses
letting Hart counter with a right hand.
Man takes one to the side of the head.
Hart scores with a nice strike.
Hart pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hart throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Man on the side of the head.
Man moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Man throws a head kick that misses
and Hart counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hart dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Hart with a hook.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hart. Man does a little dance to reset his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kevin Hart dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Some bone on bone action there as Hart checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Man lands with a slapping head kick.
Hart scores with a jab to the body.
Hart tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Man was well out of range. Poor timing from Hart.
Hart misses the jab.
Hart throws a looping overhand right but Man ducks down to avoid it.
Hart throws out a powerful jab.
Hart fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Man manages to avoid it.
A quick step to the side and Man tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hart throws a leg kick but Man sees it coming and moves out of range.
Hart tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Man misses with a leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Man walks into a left hand.
Man uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hart.
Man tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hart just misses with a punch to the body.
Man blocks a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hart lands with a right hand.
Man feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Hart's calf.
A lazy left from Hart finds it's target.
Man misses with a looping left.
Man misses with an attempted mid kick.
Hart swings widly with a right hand
letting Man counter with a right hand.
Kevin Hart seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Man lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A nice leg kick lands there from Man.
Man throws a body punch but Hart moves out of range.
Hart throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Hart scores with a jab to the head.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Hart. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Hart loads up on a big right hand but Man slips the punch.
Hart ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Man looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Man keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hart misses with a straight right.
Hart connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Man thuds a left hand into Hart's body.
Some bone on bone action there as Man checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Man chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Hart can pounce on him.
Hart keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hart looks to throw the jab but Man is out of range.
Man jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Man steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Hart. That one must have hurt.
Hart lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Hart throws a body punch but Man moves out of range.
Man feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Man throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hart missing with a left hand there. Man was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
An attempted straight right counter from Man misses the target.
The fighters circling - Hart throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Hart misses with a straight right.
Man tries to work over Hart's front leg with a kick but Hart checks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Man steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hart.
A jab from Hart misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hart. Man does a little dance to reset his feet.
Man appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Hart has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Nice shot by Man.
Hart stuns Man with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Hart tries to clinch but Man is having none of it.
Man throwing a counter right hand but Hart manages to avoid it.
Hart fakes the leg kick and cracks Man in the body.
Hart lunges at Man with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Man's hand.
Man misses with an attempted mid kick.
Hart scores with a hook.
Hart with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Hart shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Good standup being displayed there by Hart as he connects with a hook.
Man is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hart.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Man ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hart moves away.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Man tries to land a leg kick but Hart saw it coming and moves away.
Hart is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Man misses with some punches.
Man can't find room to land a body shot as Hart controls the action.
Man swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Man swings wildly with an uppercut but Hart uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hart gets through Man's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Hart scores with a shot to the side of Man's head.
A frustrated look appears on Man's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A short right from Man on the inside.
Hart can't find room to land a body shot as Man controls the action.
Man blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hart misses with some punches.
Man tries a body shot but Hart blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kevin Hart showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Hart throws a low kick but it's checked well by Man.
Hart walks into a straight right hand from Man.
Hart fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Man looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Hart throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Man tries to land a front kick but Hart steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A left and a right from Man both land. Nice combination.
Nice defenses there by Man.
Hart lands a slapping body shot.
Hart misses the shot to the body.
Hart looks to land a left hand but Man moved out of range nicely.
Man is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hart throws a body shot but no joy.
Man is looking to counter with head kicks.
Hart misses with a looping left.
It appears Man was looking to counter with a kick there.
Hart looks to land a right hand but Man moved out of range.
Man throws out a powerful jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Man tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Man defending well as Hart loads up on a big left hand.
Hart throws a body kick that misses.
Hart connects with a jab.
Man pivots, looking for a leg kick but Hart is out of range and Man settles back down.
Hart wants to counter the offense by Man and move into the clinch position.
Man throws a head kick but Hart moves out of range.
Man cracks Hart with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

Hart is rocked!
Man takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Hart is still on wobbly legs! Can Man finish him?
Hart tries to work over Man's front leg with a kick but Man checks it.
Man looks to score with a jab to the body but Hart is just out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Hart misses the target.
Man throwing a counter right hand but Hart manages to avoid it.
Hart is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Man.
Good leg kick by Man there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Hart seems to have recovered his senses.
Hart throws a wild body kick that Man sees coming a mile off.
Hart lands with an overhand left.
Hart works Man's body with a nice hook.
Man misses with a body kick.
A little jabbing left from Hart on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Man feints and then cracks Hart's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Hart down.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice defenses there by Man.
Fook Man has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hart throws out a loose jab but Man uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hart lands with an overhand left.
Hart throws a lazy right hand but Man sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Man takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Man chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Man uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hart.
A lazy left from Hart finds it's target.
Hart throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Man lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Hart scores with a leg kick.
A clash of legs there as Hart blocks the low kick.
Hart throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Man on the side of the head.
Man ducks under a wild hook from Hart.
A slow jab from Hart misses its intended target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hart dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Man checks a low kick from Hart.
Man takes a jab right on the kisser.
Hart misses with a wild body shot.
Hart tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Man manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Man swings for the body but Hart moves out of range.
Hart lands a nice hook to Man's body. Man takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Hart fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Hart avoids a kick to the body.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Hart. Man shrugs it off though.
Hart throws the left hand but Man avoids the punch easily.
Hart looks to score with a jab to the body but Man is just out of range.
Man throws a body shot but no joy.
Hart has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Man finds it's way round the side to connect with Hart's head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hart checks a low kick from Man.
Hart scores with a shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hart lands a nice shot to the body.

Man lands a big head kick that sends Hart tumbling to the mat! Man takes a step backwards and waves Hart back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Hart scores with a nice strike.
Hart lands a head shot.
Man looks to throw a body kick
and Hart connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Man scores with a spinning back kick!
Man fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Hart to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Hart looks to clinch but Man throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Hart taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:41 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Fook Man!
An out of breath Fook Man thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
The defeated Kevin Hart had this to say: 'Hey Necktat, keep your fling on a string.'.