PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hippo Potamus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Black Dynamite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dynamite has chosen BLACK DYNAMITE THEME as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Black Dynamite was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Potamus
vs
Dynamite

196 cm
20
245 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

204 cm
28
288 lbs
3 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hippo Potamus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Black Dynamite!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Chris Downing and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dynamite fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Potamus.
Dynamite feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Potamuss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Potamus throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Dynamite moves out of range of the body kick from Potamus.
Dynamite is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Potamus misses with a kick to the body.
Dynamite throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Dynamite ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Good work by Dynamite as he checks the leg kick.
Dynamite misses with a takedown attempt - Potamus sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Dynamite tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Potamus was well out of range. Poor timing from Dynamite.
Dynamite scores with a decent looking hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Potamus throws a head kick that Dynamite semi-blocks.
Potamus throws a right and a left that Dynamite avoids nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Potamus throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Dynamite scores with the left hand. Potamus knows he should have avoided that one.

Potamus lands a big uppercut and Dynamite crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Dynamite looks OK. Potamus waves Dynamite back to his feet!
Dynamite shoots in and drives through. Potamus sprawls well.
A lazy left from Dynamite finds it's target.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dynamite fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
And Potamus counters with a quick kick to the body but Dynamite blocks it.
Potamus misses with a hook
and Dynamite counters with a straight right hand.

Potamus clinches up against the cage.
Dynamite drops down looking for an ankle pick but Potamus pulls his leg out and moves away.
Hippo Potamus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Black Dynamite.
Dynamite showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Potamus.

Potamus feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Dynamite sprawling to the canvas! Dynamite rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Potamus finish him?!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Potamus.
A thudding body kick lands there by Potamus!
Dynamite looks winded!
Dynamite takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Dynamite showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Potamus.
Dynamite misses the shot to the body.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Potamus.
Potamus connects with a jab, followed by a picture perfect straight right that sends Dynamite to the canvas, out cold! What a finish by Potamus!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Hippo Potamus!
Hippo Potamus decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.