PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Biggie Righty Handy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Aloysius Wiremu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wiremu is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Billy Joel - The River of Dreams. Biggie Righty Handy has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Righty Handy
vs
Wiremu

202 cm
29
199 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

187 cm
28
187 lbs
15 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Granite chin

Bullet Proof System

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Biggie Righty Handy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Aloysius Wiremu!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wiremu lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Handy lands a lovely overhand right.
Wiremu defending well as Handy loads up on a big left hand.
Handy missing with a left hand there. Wiremu was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Handy tries to land a front kick but Wiremu steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Wiremu scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Wiremu throws a sloppy head kick and Handy moves out of range easily.
Handy staying out of range there.
Handy has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Handy moves out of range of the body kick from Wiremu.
Wiremu throws a lazy uppercut
and Handy counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wiremu moves away from the strike by Handy.
Handy throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Handy has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Wiremu.
Handy misses with a shot to the body
and Wiremu counters with a stiff right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Handy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wiremu manages to avoid it.
Wiremu swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Wiremu throws a front kick aimed at Handy's knee but Handy avoids it well.
Wiremu pulls out of a head kick attempt.
As Wiremu backs away, Handy returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Handy throws a leg kick
and Wiremu counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Wiremu throws a head kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body kick from Handy.
Wiremu looks to land a right hand but Handy moved out of range.
Wiremu misses with a body kick.
Wiremu fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Handy manages to avoid it.
Handy blocks a head kick by Wiremu.
Handy with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Handy jabs Wiremu right on the nose. Wiremu blinks but takes it well.
Handy throws a lazy uppercut
and Wiremu counters with a three punch combo that has Handy backing up. Handy nods at Wiremu to acknowledge the strikes.
Some wild striking there from Wiremu.
Handy delivers a nice body kick.
Handy throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Wiremu stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Handy looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Handy lands a nice shot to the body.
Handy takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Handy scoring well with a low kick there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Handy pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Wiremu throws a head kick that misses
and Handy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Handy throws a nice inside leg kick.
Handy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wiremu.
Wiremu takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Wiremu looks winded!
The fighters circle momentarily. Handy darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Wiremu with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Handy to score with a decent uppercut.
Wiremu avoids a punch combination nicely.
Handy is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Wiremu loads up on a big right hand but Handy slips the punch.
Handy blocks a head kick by Wiremu.
A jab lands there for Handy.
Biggie Righty Handy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Handy throws a series of punches but Wiremu moves out of range.
Handy scores with a nice head shot.
Wiremu moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Handy scores with a nice body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Handy looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Handy throws an overhand right that lands on Wiremu's shoulder, as Wiremu tries to avoid the shot.
Wiremu tries to clinch there but Handy circles away.
Handy lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Handy really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Wiremu comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Handy is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Handy tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Handy checks a leg kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Handy checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Handy throws a leg kick but Wiremu sees it coming and moves out of range.
Handy scores with a leg kick.
Wiremu takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

Wiremu moves into range and clinches up with Handy.
A short right from Wiremu.

Handy manages to break the clinch.
Wiremu blocks a leg kick.
Handy lands a right hook to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wiremu takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Wiremu. Handy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Handy swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Handy tries to work over Wiremu's front leg with a kick but Wiremu checks it.
Wiremu is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Handy rather than just go for the knockout.
Wiremu throws out a loose jab but Handy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Handy takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Wiremu tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Handy is able to avoid easily.
Wiremu takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Wiremu sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Wiremu is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Wiremu tries to move into range but Handy moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Handy needs to keep his hands up - Wiremu had a free shot at his head there.
An inside leg kick lands from Handy.
Wiremu feints and then cracks Handy's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Handy down.
Handy tries a low kick but Wiremu avoids it.
Wiremu's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Handy attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Handy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wiremu throws a fast counter high kick but Handy manages to duck under it in time.
Wiremu doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Wiremu with a nice cross.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Biggie Righty Handy dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Jab, jab by Handy - just one landing.
Handy throws a nice outside leg kick.
Wiremu throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Handy throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Handy backing away here, and Wiremu unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Handy lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Handy connects with a solid leg kick.
Handy throws a push kick but Wiremu slaps the foot to one side.
Wiremu walks into a straight right hand from Handy.
Handy throws an overhand right that lands on Wiremu's shoulder, as Wiremu tries to avoid the shot.
A jab lands there for Handy.
Biggie Righty Handy is winning the standup battle so far.
Handy lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Handy has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Wiremu.
Wiremu is looking to land body kicks.
Handy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Wiremu can do to turn this around?
Danga de danga de dang - Wiremu scores with a four punch combination!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wiremu pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Handy tries to land a front kick but Wiremu steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Wiremu staying out of range there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Handy does it's job there.
Handy lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Handy moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Wiremu takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Handy looks to land a left hand but Wiremu moved out of range nicely.
Wiremu slips a straight right by Handy.
Handy misses with a straight right.
Handy is looking to land body kicks.
Nice body kick from Wiremu.
Handy lands a head shot.
Wiremu lands a nice leg kick that just misses Handy's sensitive parts.

Wiremu moves into the clinch successfully.
Handy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Handy wants to break the clinch but can't.
Handy has a couple of punches blocked by Wiremu.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wiremu.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Handy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wiremu misses with the head strike.
Wiremu misses with a body punch.
Handy lands a left hand that snaps the head of Wiremu backwards.
Wiremu has a couple of punches blocked by Handy.
Wiremu tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Handy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Handy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Handy lands with a light punch inside.
Wiremu misses with a punch on the inside.
Handy wants to get back to striking at distance but Wiremu won't allow it.
Handy lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Wiremu lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Handy.

Wiremu's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Handy throws a body shot but no joy.
Wiremu blocks the body kick.
Handy keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Wiremu tries a head kick but it misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
That kick from Handy tenderised Wiremu's leg. Wiremu is trying to keep his angry face on.
Wiremu defending well as Handy loads up on a big left hand.
Handy with a jab.
Handy throws a sloppy head kick and Wiremu moves out of range easily.
Handy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Handy fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Wiremu is out of range.
Wiremu replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Handy blocks it well.
Handy pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Wiremu moves out of range of the body kick.
Handy ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Handy keeps the fight on the outside.
Handy throws a head kick but Wiremu moves out of range.
Wiremu jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A nice leg kick lands there from Handy.
Handy throws a nice outside leg kick.
Handy takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Nice body kick from Handy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wiremu keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Handy tries a low kick but Wiremu avoids it.
Handy throws a low kick but Wiremu avoids it.
Handy has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Handy connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Wiremu throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Handy lands with a nice body punch.
Wiremu tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Handy throws a leg kick but Wiremu checks it.
Good work by Handy as he checks the leg kick.
Handy was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Wiremu. Handy shrugs it off though.
Handy checks the leg kick.
Handy throws a shot from downtown. Wiremu moves away and avoids it.
Handy tries a head kick but it misses.
A jab from Handy does it's job there.
Handy looks for the body kick but Wiremu saw that one coming.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Biggie Righty Handy dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Nice shot by Wiremu.
Handy throws the left hand but Wiremu avoids the punch easily.
Wiremu throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Handy throws a jab but it's blocked by Wiremu.
Wiremu has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Handy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wiremu is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Wiremu staying out of range there.
Handy throws a series of punches but Wiremu avoids them all with ease.
Wiremu bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Wiremu throws a sloppy head kick and Handy moves out of range easily.
Wiremu slips under a jab.
Wiremu scoring well with a low kick there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Good leg kick by Handy there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Wiremu takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Wiremu throws a low kick but Handy avoids it.
Wiremu moves out of range of the body kick from Handy.
Handy lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Handy.
Handy throws a leg kick but Wiremu checks it.
Handy lands with a kick to the temple. Wiremu shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Wiremu throws a nice inside leg kick.
Handy looks for the body kick but Wiremu saw that one coming.
Wiremu appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Handy looks to land a body kick but Wiremu moved away.
Handy backing away here, and Wiremu unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Wiremu throws a lazy uppercut
and Wiremu takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Handy connects with the punch.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Wiremu.
Handy throws a big shot that misses.
Handy rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Wiremu moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Handy scores with a shot to the body.
Handy takes a swing at Wiremu's ribcage but misses.
Wiremu let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
A left lands for Handy.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Handy lets loose with a powerful body kick. Wiremu will feel that in the morning.
Aloysius Wiremu has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Handy throws a leg kick but Wiremu sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Handy misses with a low kick as Wiremu jumps back.
Handy swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Wiremu lands with a kick to the temple. Handy shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

It looks like Biggie Righty Handy has been cut.
A punch lands to the side of Handy 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Handy loads up on a big right hand but Wiremu slips the punch.
Wiremu takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Handy paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Wiremu tries to clinch up.
Handy misses with a wild combination.
Wiremu misses the shot to the body.
A decent looking cross lands there for Wiremu.
Handy connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Handy fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Handy with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Handy with a jab.
Wiremu takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Wiremu throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Wiremu gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Handy.
Nice body kick from Handy.
Wiremu has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Handy.
Handy takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Wiremu misses with a hook. Handy ducked under it nicely.
Wiremu just misses with a punch to the body.
Wiremu wants to land a leg kick but Handy is out of range.
Wiremu throws a head kick but Handy moves out of range.
Wiremu takes one to the side of the head.
Handy wants to slow Wiremu down by chopping away at his legs.
Wiremu has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Wiremu there as he acknowledges the shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wiremu misses with a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Handy connects with a single shot there.
Wiremu finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Handy is looking to counter with head kicks.
Handy throws a nice inside leg kick.
Wiremu is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Wiremu on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Handy connects with an inside leg kick.
Handy throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Handy dodges the punch combination from Wiremu.
Wiremu throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Handy throws a series of punches but Wiremu moves out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Handy is looking to score with low kicks.
Handy takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Wiremu looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Handy seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.

And that's the end of the fight!
Biggie Righty Handy showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Handy, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Biggie Righty Handy!
A very excited looking Biggie Righty Handy rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.