PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Joey Karate (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Adolf Schwarzenegger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Karate's entrance music is Shot Em'. A fine choice. Schwarzenegger has chosen Ride of the Valkyries as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Karate
vs
Schwarzenegger

180 cm
18
192 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

184 cm
19
188 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Decent elbows
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Freebok (85% Laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Joey Karate!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Adolf Schwarzenegger!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Topper Green and Darius Henderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Schwarzenegger fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Karate, pushing him back against the cage.
Karate can't find room to land a body shot as Schwarzenegger controls the action.
Karate misses with an elbow strike.
Schwarzenegger gets through Karate's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Karate throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Karate misses with a hook from the clinch.
Schwarzenegger looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Karate throws an elbow that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Schwarzenegger.
Karate blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Schwarzenegger lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Karate misses with an elbow strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Karate.
Karate creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Karate blocking some punches.
Karate blocks a body shot from Schwarzenegger.
Schwarzenegger has a couple of punches blocked by Karate.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schwarzenegger blocks an elbow strike.
Karate struggles to land a body shot inside as Schwarzenegger controls his hands.
Karate pushes off an throws an elbow but Schwarzenegger leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Schwarzenegger blocks an elbow strike from Karate.
Schwarzenegger working aggressively here.
Karate struggles to land a body shot inside as Schwarzenegger controls his hands.
Karate lands an elbow just above Schwarzenegger 's eye.
Karate tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Schwarzenegger's elbow.
Karate lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Karate fails to land.
Nice elbow from Karate.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Karate.
Karate taking a breather.
Karate lands a damaging elbow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schwarzenegger dodges an elbow strike from Karate.
Karate throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Karate throws an elbow that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Karate.
Karate stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Karate lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

It looks like Adolf Schwarzenegger has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Karate lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Schwarzenegger avoids the elbow strike from Karate, against the cage.
Karate tries to throw a body punch but Schwarzenegger avoids it by throwing Karate back against the cage.
Karate blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A body shot lands from Karate.
Good body shot from Karate.
Schwarzenegger swings wildly with an uppercut but Karate uses good head movement to avoid it.
Karate misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Karate comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Karate misses with a hook to the ribs.
Karate has a couple of punches blocked by Schwarzenegger.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Karate creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Karate just misses with a elbow thrown towards Schwarzenegger's brow.
Schwarzenegger swings wildly with an uppercut but Karate uses good head movement to avoid it.
Schwarzenegger blocks an elbow strike.
Karate looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Karate throws an elbow that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Schwarzenegger fails to land.
Karate misses with a body punch.
A right hook to the body lands for Karate.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Karate pushes Schwarzenegger back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Schwarzenegger misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Schwarzenegger fails to land.
Schwarzenegger cracks Karate with a nice body shot.
Karate tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Karate.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Karate just misses with a elbow thrown towards Schwarzenegger's brow.
Karate can't find room to land a body shot as Schwarzenegger controls the action.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Karate doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Karate just misses with a elbow thrown towards Schwarzenegger's brow.
Schwarzenegger avoids a wild elbow strike from Karate.
Schwarzenegger blocks a punch to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joey Karate dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Adolf Schwarzenegger's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Schwarzenegger takes a shot to the body in his stride.

Schwarzenegger rushes Karate and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Karate misses with a body punch.
Schwarzenegger misses with the head strike.
Schwarzenegger fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Karate scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Karate lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Schwarzenegger or not.
Schwarzenegger has Karate pressed against the cage.
Karate struggles to land a body shot inside as Schwarzenegger controls his hands.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schwarzenegger misses with a body punch.
Schwarzenegger lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Karate.
Karate pushes off an throws an elbow but Schwarzenegger leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Schwarzenegger is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Karate is keeping busy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Karate just misses with a elbow thrown towards Schwarzenegger's brow.
A right hook to the body lands for Karate.
Karate misses with a body punch.
Karate leaning his opponent against the cage.
Schwarzenegger misses with a short punch on the inside.
Schwarzenegger blocks an elbow strike.
Nice elbow from Karate.
A short right from Karate.
Karate struggles to land a body shot inside as Schwarzenegger controls his hands.
Karate lands a shot to the body.
A short right from Karate on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schwarzenegger swings wildly with an uppercut but Karate uses good head movement to avoid it.
Karate throws an elbow that misses.
Karate tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Karate goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Karate tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Schwarzenegger's elbow.
Karate digs a right hand underneath Schwarzenegger's ribcage. Schwarzenegger let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Schwarzenegger has a couple of punches blocked by Karate.
Karate looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Schwarzenegger avoids the elbow strike from Karate, against the cage.
Karate pushes off an throws an elbow but Schwarzenegger leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Schwarzenegger blocks a body shot from Karate.
Karate throws an elbow but it misses.
Karate stalling.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Karate tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Schwarzenegger's elbow.
Karate gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Karate throws an elbow but it misses.
Karate tries a body shot but Schwarzenegger blocks it.
A short uppercut from Karate.
Karate stalling.
Schwarzenegger avoids a wild elbow strike from Karate.
Karate goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Karate throws a punch but it's blocked by Schwarzenegger.
With the fighters up against the cage, Karate throws an elbow but misses.
Karate blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short right from Schwarzenegger.
Schwarzenegger doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Karate lands a nice elbow.
Karate blocking some punches.
Karate misses with a punch to the body.
Schwarzenegger misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Karate.
Karate is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Schwarzenegger can do to turn this around?
Schwarzenegger's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Karate pushes off an throws an elbow but Schwarzenegger leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Schwarzenegger lands a right hand that snaps the head of Karate backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Karate blocks an uppercut.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Karate just misses with a elbow thrown towards Schwarzenegger's brow.
Schwarzenegger tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Karate tries a body shot but Schwarzenegger blocks it.
Karate doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Schwarzenegger prevents a body shot from Karate.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joey Karate dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Adolf Schwarzenegger's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Schwarzenegger has taken the fight to the clinch.
Schwarzenegger lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Karate backwards.
Karate misses with an elbow strike.
Karate blocks an uppercut.
Schwarzenegger misses with a hook from the clinch.
Karate pushes Schwarzenegger back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Schwarzenegger throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Karate.
Karate struggles to land a body shot inside as Schwarzenegger controls his hands.
Karate lands a damaging elbow.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Karate struggles to land a body shot inside as Schwarzenegger controls his hands.
Karate tries a body shot but Schwarzenegger blocks it.
Karate gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Karate blocks an uppercut.
Karate scores with a shoulder strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short uppercut from Karate.
Schwarzenegger misses with a hook from the clinch.
Karate misses with an elbow strike.
Karate lands an elbow inside that Schwarzenegger shrugs off.
Karate misses with a hook to the ribs.
Schwarzenegger takes a shot to the head.
Come on Karate - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Schwarzenegger swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Karate slowing the pace effectively.
Schwarzenegger has a couple of punches blocked by Karate.
Schwarzenegger fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Schwarzenegger blocks the elbow strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Karate throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Karate is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
A right handed body shot lands from Karate.
Karate tries a body shot but Schwarzenegger blocks it.
Karate goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Schwarzenegger swings wildly with an uppercut but Karate uses good head movement to avoid it.
Karate blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Schwarzenegger.
Karate tries a body shot but Schwarzenegger blocks it.
Schwarzenegger is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Karate tries a body shot but Schwarzenegger blocks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Karate lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Schwarzenegger misses with a hook from the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Schwarzenegger.
Schwarzenegger throws a head punch that misses.
Karate tries to work over Schwarzenegger's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Karate has a couple of punches blocked by Schwarzenegger.
Adolf Schwarzenegger has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Karate tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short right from Schwarzenegger on the inside.
Karate works on Schwarzenegger's body with a couple of short punches.
Karate misses with a punch to the body.
Schwarzenegger tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Karate tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Schwarzenegger avoids a wild elbow strike from Karate.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Karate creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Karate lands a body punch in the clinch.
Karate misses with an elbow strike.
Karate doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Karate dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Karate lands an elbow just above Schwarzenegger 's eye.
Schwarzenegger scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Karate misses with a punch to the body.
Karate lands an elbow inside that Schwarzenegger shrugs off.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Karate misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Karate's Muay Thai looks sharper than normal. He has obviously been working on it in the gym.
Karate lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Schwarzenegger lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Schwarzenegger lands with a right to the head.
Karate creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Schwarzenegger's defenses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Joey Karate showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Karate has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 30:27
Judge Topper Green scores the fight 30:27
Judge Darius Henderson scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joey Karate!
An intense looking Joey Karate took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'If you walked out to Bryan Adams, you deserve the type of beatdown I just gave him. This division is mine whether I have the belt around my waist or not.'.
The defeated Adolf Schwarzenegger had this to say: 'I'm young. Just starting with no ground game yet. I'll be back MFers!'.