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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Beast Putin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bateman comes into the arena with Huey Lewis and The News - Hip To Be Square blaring out of the sound system. Beast Putin has the eye of the tiger tonight.
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257 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
45 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Patrick Bateman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Beast Putin!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Elvis Blanc and Dillan Fox.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Putin misses with a hook
and Bateman counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
It looks like Beast Putin has been cut.
Putin fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Beast Putin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Putin slips under a jab from Bateman.
A shot to the liver by Bateman. Beautiful body shot.
The crowd cheers as Putin lands an impressive looking overhand right. Bateman doesn't seem phased though.
Putin goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Bateman keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Putin.
A decent looking cross lands there for Putin.
Putin throws out a loose jab but Bateman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Putin lands a nice looking kick to the body. Bateman takes a step back to recover.
Putin scores with a hook to the body. Bateman takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bateman, right into the meat.
Bateman fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Putin.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Putin looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Bateman misses with a body shot.
Putin is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Putin throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Bateman is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Putin avoids the body shot from Bateman.
Nice jab there from Putin.
Nice body punch from Bateman.
Putin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bateman was well out of range. Poor timing from Putin.
Putin throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Bateman swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Putin looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bateman fires out a quick counter leg kick but Putin just manages to avoid it.
Putin tries for a takedown but Bateman sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
An attempted straight right counter from Bateman misses the target.
Putin throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bateman swings for the body but Putin moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Putin lands a head kick!
A nice leg kick lands there from Putin.
Bateman dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Putin. That did some damage!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Putin loads up on a big right hand but Bateman slips the punch.
Putin digs a good body shot into Bateman's ribs.
Putin blocks a head kick by Bateman.
Bateman throws a hook but Putin blocks it.
Patrick Bateman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A jab from Bateman finds it's way through Putin's defenses.
Bateman thows a left - swing and a miss!
A jab from Putin does it's job there.
Bateman takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Putin connects with a looping right hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Putin on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bateman. Bateman obviously looking to wear him down.
Bateman waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Putin.
Putin scores with a shot to the body.
Putin throws a wild body kick that Bateman sees coming a mile off.
Putin lands a nice looking kick to the body. Bateman takes a step back to recover.
Bateman moves out of range as Putin throws a body kick.
Bateman throwing a counter right hand but Putin manages to avoid it.
Putin misses with a lunging right hand
and Bateman makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Putin has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
A shot to the liver by Putin. Beautiful body shot.
Bateman shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
A jab from Bateman misses.
Putin misses with an uppercut.
Bateman scores with a jab. Putin acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bateman misses with an uppercut. Putin saw that one coming.
Putin looks to throw the jab but Bateman is out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bateman uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Putin.
Bateman turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A punch combination from Putin misses.
Bateman is looking to counter punch.
Putin throws a body punch but Bateman moves out of range.
Bateman feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Putin lands with a straight right. Bateman didn't see that one coming.
Putin scores with a jab. Bateman acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Bateman throws a leg kick but Putin checks it.
Bateman takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Putin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jab from Bateman.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Beast Putin dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Beast Putin's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Bateman misses with a low kick as Putin jumps back.
Putin throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bateman stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Putin has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Putin misses with a hook to the body
and Bateman cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Putin is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
A big left from Putin misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Bateman misses the target.
Good leg kick by Putin there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Bateman moves out of range as Putin throws a body kick.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Putin.
Beast Putin seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Putin closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Bateman quickly recovers to half guard.
Bateman is refusing to be controlled, as Putin sits in half guard.
Bateman might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Bateman wants to control but Putin is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Bateman missing with punches from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Putin is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Putin is looking for a kimura here.
Bateman is pressing down on Putin's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Bateman is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Bateman wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Bateman continues to stall.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Putin trying to control but Bateman is working from the bottom.
Putin postures up.
Putin seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Bateman is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
The fighters circle momentarily. Putin darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Putin throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bateman swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Putin counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Putin will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Putin misses the shot to the body.
Putin scores with a crisp jab that stopped Bateman in his tracks.
Bateman throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bateman misses with a wild body shot.
Some wild striking there from Putin.
Nice jab there from Bateman.
Putin throws a lazy right hand but Bateman sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bateman avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Putin, right into the meat.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
That kick from Putin tenderised Bateman's leg. Bateman is trying to keep his angry face on.
Putin misses with an uppercut. Bateman saw that one coming.
Putin misses the jab.
Bateman slaps away a takedown attempt from Putin, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Bateman thuds his right hand into Putin's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
A shot to the body from Bateman misses
and Putin counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bateman takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Bateman rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Putin counters with a right hand to the body.
Bateman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Beast Putin showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Beast Putin's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Bateman takes one to the side of the head.
Bateman takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Putin shoots in and drives through. Bateman sprawls well.
A cross from Bateman lands.
Bateman's jab looks to have found its range, popping Putin under the eye.
Putin bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Putin throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bateman sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Putin connects with a leg kick. Bateman looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Putin smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Nice jab there from Putin.
Bateman looks to score with a jab to the body but Putin is just out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Putin misses with a body shot.
A counter left hand to the body from Bateman misses its target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bateman throws a head kick but Putin moves out of range.
Putin scores with a shot to the body.
A good leg kick by Putin.
Putin misses with a wild body shot.
Putin throws a body punch but Bateman moves out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from Bateman misses the target.
Putin moves out of range of the body kick.
Putin lands with a cross.
Putin walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Putin slips under a jab.
Putin throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bateman stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Bateman takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Patrick Bateman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Putin throws a wild body kick that Bateman sees coming a mile off.
Putin looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Bateman throws a leg kick but Putin sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Bateman misses with a looping left.
Bateman throws a body shot but no joy.
Bateman closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Putin moves out of range of the strikes.
Bateman throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Putin lands a nice looking kick to the body. Bateman takes a step back to recover.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A thudding body kick lands there by Putin!
Putin smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Putin closes the distance and lands a crisp combination that knocks Bateman out cold! Bateman corner are devastated, head in hands behind our commentary position. Poor guys.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:09 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Beast Putin!
A very excited looking Beast Putin rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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