PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Mary Jane Rottencrotch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wampage Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Johnson comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Come Over (feat. Stylo G) kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! On his way into the cage it seems that Mary Jane Rottencrotch has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Mary Jane Rottencrotch seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Jane Rottencrotch
vs
Johnson

200 cm
30
200 lbs
15 - 9 - 1

178 cm
31
202 lbs
21 - 13 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Urban Fighter
Bullet Proof System

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Wampage Johnson!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Gregory Folan and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rottencrotch throws a head kick that misses.
Johnson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Johnson moves out of range of the strikes.
Rottencrotch waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Johnson.
A jab lands there for Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch misses with an uppercut
and Rottencrotch takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Rottencrotch throws a leg kick which misses Johnson's front leg but catches the back leg as Johnson tries to avoid it.
Johnson throws a sloppy body shot
and Rottencrotch counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Rottencrotch throws a leg kick but Johnson checks it.
An inside leg kick from Johnson misses.
Johnson misses the jab.
Rottencrotch drops his hands momentarily and Johnson takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Rottencrotch throws a low kick but it's checked well by Johnson.
Rottencrotch moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Johnson jabs at Rottencrotch's body.
Rottencrotch is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Johnson.
Johnson avoids a kick to the body.
Johnson throws a nice inside leg kick.
Rottencrotch throws a right and a left that Johnson avoids nicely.
Rottencrotch pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Johnson back to the cage. Rottencrotch follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Rottencrotch connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Johnson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Johnson throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Rottencrotch on the side of the head.
Rottencrotch tries to land a leg kick but Johnson saw it coming and moves away.
Rottencrotch lands with a good body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Johnson checks a low kick from Rottencrotch.
Johnson counters with a body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Johnson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Rottencrotch swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Johnson only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Rottencrotch jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Rottencrotch looks to land a left hand but Johnson moved out of range nicely.
Rottencrotch throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Johnson missing with a left hand there. Rottencrotch was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Rottencrotch on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Rottencrotch takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Johnson misses with a straight right.
Johnson connects with a right hand. Rottencrotch shakes it off.
Rottencrotch connects with a nice looking jab.
Rottencrotch stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Johnson.
Johnson looks to land a body kick but Rottencrotch moved away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch looks to land a left hand but Johnson moved out of range nicely.
Johnson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Johnson gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Rottencrotch counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Johnson's coach down at Jacks Fight Club was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Johnson's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Rottencrotch throws a lazy right hand but Johnson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Rottencrotch fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Johnson has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Rottencrotch cracks Johnson with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
A head kick misses from Johnson.
Rottencrotch connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Rottencrotch uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Johnson.
That kick from Rottencrotch tenderised Johnson's leg. Johnson is trying to keep his angry face on.
Rottencrotch misses with a head kick.
Johnson throws a fast counter high kick but Rottencrotch manages to duck under it in time.
Rottencrotch tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Johnson manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Johnson let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Nice body kick from Rottencrotch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Johnson blocks a head kick by Rottencrotch.
And Johnson responds with a good body kick, but Rottencrotch manages to step out the way in time.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rottencrotch lands with an uppercut that bounces Johnson off the cage and back into range.
Rottencrotch is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Rottencrotch tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Johnson was well out of range. Poor timing from Rottencrotch.
Johnson swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Rottencrotch counters with a thumping low kick.
Rottencrotch scores with a push kick.
Rottencrotch paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Rottencrotch misses with a low kick.
Rottencrotch misses with an uppercut
and Johnson counters with a nice body shot.
Johnson takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Rottencrotch goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Rottencrotch takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Johnson is looking to score with low kicks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mary Jane Rottencrotch dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Rottencrotch showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Johnson.
Johnson throws a jab but it's blocked by Rottencrotch.
Johnson scores with a punch to the head.
Johnson swings for the body but Rottencrotch moves out of range.
Johnson closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Rottencrotch jabs at Johnson's body.
Rottencrotch throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Johnson's head.

Johnson is rocked!
Both fighters step back and shake their arms out. Rottencrotch engages and cracks Johnson with a massive lead left hook - Johnson tumbles to the floor, out cold! What a shot! Rottencrotch is delighted - all that hard work in training paid off!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
A relieved looking Mary Jane Rottencrotch thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.