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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jari Aarnio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Howard Stern (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Aarnio comes to the cage accompanied by Ice Cube - Why We Thugs. Stern has chosen The Great American Nightmare as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.



198 cm
32
193 lbs
8 - 2 - 0
184 cm
33
199 lbs
26 - 15 - 1
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Excellent grappler
Excellent MT
Granite chin


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jari Aarnio!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Howard Stern!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, James Ackerman and James Atkins.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Decent striking displayed by Stern there.
Stern dodges the punch combination from Aarnio.
Stern tries to clinch but fails miserably

and Aarnio decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Stern's guard.
Aarnio won't allow Stern to sweep him here.
Aarnio working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Aarnio postures up.
Aarnio has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Aarnio trying to control the position from guard on top but Stern is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Stern is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Stern keeps trying to improve his position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stern looking to control.
Aarnio chips away with some ground and pound.

Stern looking for a guillotine here but Aarnio defends easily.
Aarnio stopping the sweep attempt from Stern.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stern is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Aarnio lands a couple of digs.
Aarnio scores with a decent looking elbow strike.

Stern had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Aarnio defends it easily.
Stern lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

Stern tries to free his leg and advance position but Aarnio is retaining full guard.
Stern postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Stern looking to pass the guard.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Stern working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.
Aarnio is trying to control the position but Stern postures up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stern looking to sit in guard and control but Aarnio gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

Aarnio working some strikes from top position.
Aarnio really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Aarnio postures up in Stern's guard and throws a big left but Stern blocks it.
Stern wants to control the position but Aarnio says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.
Stern is looking to improve his position.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Aarnio slips a nice elbow through Stern's hands, connecting with Stern's forehead.
Stern trying to control here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Aarnio seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Stern does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Aarnio will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Aarnio lands a nice short elbow.
Stern moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Aarnio trying to control but Stern is working from the bottom.
Stern is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Aarnio with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Stern looking to control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Stern throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Aarnio escapes and throws Stern's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Aarnio lands a nice forearm strike.
Aarnio working the head and body with strikes.
Stern tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Aarnio wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Aarnio working the ground and pound.
Aarnio tries to move into full mount but can't pass Stern's legs.
Aarnio wants to control but Stern is keeping him busy.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Stern sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jari Aarnio dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!


Stern throws a wild body kick that Aarnio sees coming a mile off.
Aarnio gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Stern throws a series of punches but Aarnio moves out of range.

Aarnio forces Stern back against the cage and clinches.
Stern drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Aarnio gets the underhooks and prevents it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Aarnio.
Stern scores with an uppercut up the middle.

Stern jumps into guard, dragging Aarnio to the mat.
Stern is pulling down on Aarnio's head to control his posture.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Aarnio wants to control from the top but Stern keeps moving.
Stern looking to control but Aarnio passes into half guard.
Aarnio trying to control from half guard but Stern is working away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stern tries to get to full guard but Aarnio has control of the leg.
Aarnio is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Stern can do to turn this around?
Aarnio is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Aarnio scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Stern regains full guard. Nicely done.
Stern is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Aarnio slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Stern has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Aarnio stopping the sweep attempt from Stern.
Jari Aarnio overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Stern pulls Aarnio in close to prevent any damage.
Aarnio preventing the sweep.
Aarnio seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stern controlling Aarnio's posture.
Stern keeping moving, preventing Aarnio from controlling successfully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stern working a defensive guard but Aarnio manages to pass into side control anyway.
Stern is looking for a sweep.
Stern gets back to half guard.
Stern gets back to full guard.
Aarnio landing with the ground and pound.
Aarnio won't allow Stern to sweep him here.
Aarnio trying to control but Stern is working from the bottom.
Stern is trying to control the position but Aarnio postures up.
Aarnio wants to control from the top but Stern keeps moving.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Aarnio won't allow Stern to sweep him here.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Stern is on top in guard.

Stern pushing down on Aarnio's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Stern wants to free his trapped foot but Aarnio is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Aarnio slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Stern is stalling in the full guard.
Aarnio controls Stern momentarily but Stern frees himself.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Aarnio is on top in guard.

And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Howard Stern will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Aarnio's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!


Stern takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Stern lands a lovely overhand right.
A swing and a miss from Stern.
The fight stays on the outside here - Stern looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Aarnio misses with a low kick as Stern jumps back.
Stern tries to close the distance and clinch but Aarnio swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Aarnio throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Stern fails with the takedown.
Stern slips a jab from Aarnio.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stern throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Aarnio sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Nice shot lands for Stern.
A telegraphed right hand from Stern misses the target.
Stern scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Aarnio cracks Stern with a right hand to the side of the head.
Stern throws a jab when Aarnio was well out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Aarnio keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Aarnio will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Stern buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Stern tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Aarnio manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Stern on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Stern throws a head kick but Aarnio moves out of range.
Stern misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Aarnio.
Stern avoids the head kick by Aarnio.
Stern shoots in for a double leg but Aarnio sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Aarnio throws the left hand but Stern avoids the punch easily.

Aarnio moves into range and clinches up with Stern.

Aarnio breaks the clinch.
Stern drops his hands momentarily and Aarnio takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Aarnio tries for a takedown but Stern sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Stern takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Aarnio dodges the punch combination from Stern.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stern is trying hard to land a takedown here. Aarnio sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Jari Aarnio has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Howard Stern.
Aarnio lands a high kick!
Stern tries to close the distance and clinch up but Aarnio swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Stern fails to land with a series of punches.
Howard Stern seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stern misses with a left hand

so Aarnio counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Stern takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Aarnio trying to control the position from guard on top but Stern is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Stern looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Stern is on top in guard.


Stern avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Aarnio wants to sweep but no luck.
Aarnio utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Stern won't allow Aarnio to sweep him here.
Stern stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Aarnio swivels though and keeps the full guard.

Aarnio has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Stern can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Stern wants to pass the guard but Aarnio is keeping the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.

Aarnio had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Stern defends it easily.
Stern tries to free his leg and advance position but Aarnio is retaining full guard.
Stern is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.

Stern avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Stern trying to control but Aarnio is working from the bottom.

Aarnio pushes a forearm under Stern's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Stern is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jari Aarnio!
In his post fight interview, Jari Aarnio started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
Howard Stern was interviewed post fight and said 'I blame Robin and those big G's.'.
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FIGHT
RATING
51%
 
 
 
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