PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Beavis The Dumbass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dan Mayhem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

The Dumbass
vs
Mayhem

169 cm
18
140 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

170 cm
18
140 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Beavis The Dumbass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dan Mayhem!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mayhem throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck The Dumbass on the side of the head.
Mayhem takes a jab right on the kisser.
The Dumbass throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mayhem slips a straight right by The Dumbass.
Nice straight punches there by The Dumbass. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of The Dumbass.
Mayhem moves out of range as The Dumbass strikes.
Mayhem walks into a straight right hand from The Dumbass.
Mayhem's hands are dropping dangerously low here and The Dumbass connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Mayhem scrambles back to his feet.
Mayhem uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from The Dumbass.
The Dumbass swings for the body but Mayhem moves out of range.
Mayhem staying out of range there.
The Dumbass tries to clinch but Mayhem moves out of range.
The Dumbass on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The Dumbass throws a hook but Mayhem avoids it easily.
A little jabbing left from Mayhem on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mayhem lands a nice looking body shot.
Mayhem ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Mayhem throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mayhem jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Dumbass misses with a hook. Mayhem ducked under it nicely.
The Dumbass is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
The Dumbass rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Mayhem counters with a straight right hand.
The Dumbass takes a jab right on the kisser.
Mayhem moves out of range of the body kick.
Mayhem avoids the body shot from The Dumbass.
The Dumbass ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Mayhem moves out of range as The Dumbass strikes.
Mayhem just misses with a punch to the body.
Mayhem scores with a decent looking hook.
The Dumbass throws the left hand but Mayhem avoids the punch easily.
Mayhem lands a slapping body shot.
Mayhem displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The Dumbass throws out the jab.
Mayhem swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
The Dumbass throws an off balance right hand
and Mayhem counters with a nice body shot.
Mayhem lands with an overhand left.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice body punch from Mayhem.
The Dumbass sizes up Mayhem with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mayhem bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps The Dumbass's head backwards.
The Dumbass just misses with a punch to the body.
Mayhem avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Jab, jab by The Dumbass - just one landing.
The Dumbass missing with a left hand there. Mayhem was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
It seemed like Mayhem was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Mayhem throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mayhem staying out of range there.
The Dumbass misses the jab.
Mayhem throws out a counter right but The Dumbass avoids it with no problem.
The Dumbass throws a body punch but Mayhem moves out of range.
Mayhem bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Mayhem lands with an uppercut that bounces The Dumbass off the cage and back into range.
Mayhem misses with a two punch combination.
A jab from The Dumbass misses.
Mayhem connects with a looping right hand.
The Dumbass scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Mayhem is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! The Dumbass had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Dumbass takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
The Dumbass takes one to the side of the head.

The Dumbass is rocked!
The Dumbass misses the jab.
The Dumbass misses with a looping right.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Mayhem! But no joy.
The Dumbass waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Mayhem.
Good standup being displayed there by The Dumbass as he connects with a hook.
The Dumbass misses with a hook. Mayhem ducked under it nicely.
Mayhem lands a really nice looking cross but The Dumbass seems unphased.
The Dumbass on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Oh The Dumbass is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Mayhem lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Mayhem thuds a left hand into The Dumbass's body.
The Dumbass scores with a nice strike.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mayhem avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Mayhem let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Good exchange - Mayhem coming out on top.
The Dumbass throws a big shot that misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Mayhem! But no joy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mayhem gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Mayhem closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops The Dumbass! Mayhem dives in looking to finish! The Dumbass is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dan Mayhem!