PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Snot Slurper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stryker Payne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stryker Payne has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Snot Slurper's chin.

Slurper
vs
Payne

186 cm
21
195 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

188 cm
21
197 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Urban Fighter
RAGS of a RONIN

Project Mayhem
Amped Performance

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Snot Slurper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Stryker Payne!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Josh West and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A left lands for Payne.
Slurper takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Payne uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Slurper takes one to the side of the head.

Slurper rushes Payne and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Slurper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slurper scores with a nice hook to the head.
Payne tries to circle away but Slurper has him pinned against the cage.
Payne blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slurper.
Slurper stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Payne.
Slurper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Paynes head.
Payne lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slurper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Payne fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Slurper prevents a body shot from Payne.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slurper.
Payne tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Payne fails to land.

Payne breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slurper cracks Payne with a right hand to the side of the head.

It looks like Stryker Payne has been cut.
Slurper throws a predictable looking body shot
and Payne cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Slurper throws a shot to the body.
Payne tests Slurper's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Slurper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Slurper ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Slurper misses with a looping right.
Slurper ducks under a wild hook from Payne.
Slurper is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Payne. Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Payne looks to land a right hand but Slurper moved out of range.
Payne avoids the body shot from Slurper.
Payne misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Slurper throws a looping overhand right but Payne ducks down to avoid it.
Payne let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slurper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Payne was well out of range. Poor timing from Slurper.
Payne on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slurper throws a body shot but no joy.
Payne gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Slurper.
Payne throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Slurper sees it coming and avoids it easily.

Slurper clinches with his opponent.
Slurper struggles to land a body shot inside as Payne controls his hands.
Payne is trying to break free.
Slurper lands a body shot in the clinch.
Slurper throws a punch but it's blocked by Payne.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Slurper.
Slurper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Payne's elbow.
Slurper lands with a left to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Slurper.
Nice body punch from Slurper - that landed with a thud.
Payne looks winded!
Slurper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Still in the clinch, Slurper scores with a nice short uppercut.

Payne manages to break the clinch.
Payne throws a hook but Slurper avoids it easily.
Slurper throws the left hand but Payne avoids the punch easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good exchange - Slurper coming out on top.
Slurper is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Payne ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Payne throws a right hand that misses
and Slurper counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Slurper connects with a body shot that sends Payne's belly button to the back.
Payne misses with a wild body shot.
Slurper appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Slurper with a body punch. A glancing blow.

Slurper sends Payne crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Slurper is motioning to the referee to let Payne up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Payne is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slurper lands a jab to Payne's midsection.
Nice body punch from Slurper.
Nice body punch from Slurper.
A shot to the liver by Slurper. Beautiful body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Payne does a little dance to reset his feet.
Payne appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Slurper bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Payne swings for the body but Slurper moves out of range.
Slurper throws a hook to the side of Payne's head but Payne sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Slurper misses the target.
Slurper throws a shot to the body.
Slurper connects with a looping right hand.
Payne slips a jab from Slurper.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slurper misses with a hook. Payne ducked under it nicely.
It seemed like Payne was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Slurper throws a predictable looking body shot
and Payne counters with a nice uppercut.
Payne looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

Slurper has taken the fight to the clinch.
Payne has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Slurper seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Payne can turn it around.
Slurper lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Payne digs a right hand into Slurper's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Slurper's gas tank.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Payne.
Slurper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Payne is still on wobbly legs! Can Slurper finish him?
Payne tries to work over Slurper's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Payne seems to have recovered his senses.
Payne misses with some punches.

Payne breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Stryker Payne's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Slurper is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Payne.
Payne looks to throw the jab but Slurper is out of range.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Payne moves away.
Payne slips under a jab from Slurper.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Payne moves away.
Slurper throws a jab but it's blocked by Payne.
Snot Slurper is winning the standup battle so far.
Slurper showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Payne.
A counter left hand to the body from Slurper misses its target.
Payne takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Payne lands an overhand right.
Payne jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Slurper misses with a lunging right hand
letting Payne counter with a right hand.
Slurper uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Payne.
Payne misses with a hook. Slurper ducked under it nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A punch lands to the side of Payne 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Slurper takes a swing at Payne's ribcage but misses.
Payne takes one on the button.
A big left from Slurper misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Payne! But no joy.
Slurper tests Payne's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Payne misses with a jab, cross combination.
Slurper lands a nice hook to Payne's body. Payne takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Payne is breathing heavily.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper throws a monster overhand right that drops Payne! Slurper follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper gave a mention to Nuggetori's Nutritionals in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).