PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Alex Rostov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Swollen Piss Bladder (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Rostov
vs
Piss Bladder

173 cm
25
152 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

178 cm
20
158 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Hates pizza

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Vikai Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Alex Rostov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Swollen Piss Bladder!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Sergei Dronov and Konstantin Menshow.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rostov is looking to clinch but Piss Bladder is avoiding it.
Rostov throws a left and a right that both miss
and Piss Bladder counters with a right hand to the body.
Rostov doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
The fighters circling - Piss Bladder throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Rostov swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Rostov waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Piss Bladder.
Rostov tries to move into range but Piss Bladder moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Rostov shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Piss Bladder as he jumps to the side.
Piss Bladder throws a good cross that connects.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rostov lands with a nice combination. Piss Bladder backs away looking to recover.
Rostov throws a hook but Piss Bladder avoids it easily.
Piss Bladder lands a nice shot that snaps Rostov's head back.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Rostov with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Piss Bladder to score with a decent uppercut.

Rostov is rocked!
Piss Bladder drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Rostov right on the button. Rostov goes down! Piss Bladder follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Piss Bladder gets the win via TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Swollen Piss Bladder!
After winning the bout, Swollen Piss Bladder thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.