PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Toth Snertanbottom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dick Tater (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Snertanbottom
vs
Tater

188 cm
25
237 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

195 cm
25
260 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
Self confident

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Toth Snertanbottom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Dick Tater!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Bart Greer and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snertanbottom scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Tater throws a sloppy head kick
and Snertanbottom makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Tater swings away with a body shot that misses
and Snertanbottom counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Tater pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Tater uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Snertanbottom.
Tater throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Snertanbottom scores with a jab to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tater. Snertanbottom does a little dance to reset his feet.
A low kick from Tater is predictable there
and Snertanbottom counters with a good, hard body kick but Tater shrugs it off.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Tater needs to keep his hands up - Snertanbottom had a free shot at his head there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tater fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Snertanbottom lands a front kick.
Nice jab there from Snertanbottom.
Toth Snertanbottom is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Snertanbottom scores with a jab. Tater acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Snertanbottom lands the left hand.
Tater fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Snertanbottom manages to avoid it.
Snertanbottom lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Tater throws a leg kick
and Snertanbottom counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Nice body kick from Snertanbottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tater shoots in looking for a takedown. Snertanbottom tries to sprawl out of it but Tater keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Snertanbottom manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Snertanbottom throws a quick counter kick to the body but Tater avoids it.
Tater has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Tater looks winded!
Snertanbottom's jab looks to have found its range, popping Tater under the eye.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Snertanbottom lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
A solid body kick from Snertanbottom.
Tater tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Snertanbottom was well out of range. Poor timing from Tater.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tater lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Snertanbottom cracks Tater with a right hand to the side of the head.
Snertanbottom doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Tater is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Snertanbottom rather than just go for the knockout.
Snertanbottom chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Tater looks to score with a jab to the body but Snertanbottom is just out of range.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Snertanbottom.
A chopping leg kick lands by Snertanbottom.
Snertanbottom buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Snertanbottom lands with a kick to the ribs.
Snertanbottom looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Snertanbottom dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tater walks forward, straight into a front kick from Snertanbottom.
Tater fails with a takedown attempt.
A quick step to the side and Snertanbottom tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Toth Snertanbottom has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dick Tater.
Good shot there by Snertanbottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Toth Snertanbottom dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Snertanbottom jabs Tater right on the nose. Tater blinks but takes it well.
Tater misses with a body kick.
Snertanbottom lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Tater fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Snertanbottom manages to avoid it.
Tater throws a lazy uppercut
and Snertanbottom counters with a nice uppercut.
Snertanbottom fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Tater has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Snertanbottom scores with a nice strike.
Tater shoots in for a double leg but Snertanbottom sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
A big right from Tater misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tater throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Snertanbottom throws a quick inside leg kick.
Tater stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Snertanbottom.
Snertanbottom is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Tater can do to turn this around?
Snertanbottom scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Snertanbottom will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Tater feints the counter takedown.
Tater throws a poor cross that misses
and Snertanbottom counters with a body kick.
Snertanbottom cracks Tater with a right hand to the side of the head.
Tater looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Snertanbottom is fending him off so far but Tater persists. Nope, Snertanbottom circles away and we're back to standing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snertanbottom throws a lazy right hand but Tater sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Tater's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Tater misses the body punch
and Snertanbottom counters with a thumping low kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Snertanbottom.
Snertanbottom cracks the inside of Tater's front leg.
Tater fails with the takedown.
Toth Snertanbottom has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dick Tater.
Tater takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Tater is breathing heavily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tater shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Snertanbottom but Snertanbottom pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Snertanbottom scores with a nice right hand.
Nice shot by Snertanbottom.
Tater has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Snertanbottom.
Tater misses with a hook to the body
and Snertanbottom makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Snertanbottom scores with a kick to the body.
Snertanbottom moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Snertanbottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Snertanbottom connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Tater has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Snertanbottom.
Snertanbottom connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Snertanbottom connects with a single shot there.
Snertanbottom bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Snertanbottom lands with a kick to the ribs.
Snertanbottom throws a nice inside leg kick.
Toth Snertanbottom is winning the standup battle so far.
Tater stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Snertanbottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Toth Snertanbottom dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Tater shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Tater was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!

Tater has hold of Snertanbottom's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Snertanbottom tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - Tater cranks the arm and Snertanbottom screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Snertanbottom, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Dick Tater!