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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Macaulay Culkin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vemurafenib Zelboraf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Culkin's entrance music is Already Dead. A fine choice. Macaulay Culkin could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Vemurafenib Zelboraf's chin.
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175 lbs
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180 cm
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175 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Macaulay Culkin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Vemurafenib Zelboraf!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Gregory Folan and Ian Loll.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A shot to the liver by Culkin. Beautiful body shot.
Zelboraf takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Culkin fails to land with a series of punches.
Zelboraf let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Culkin bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Zelboraf tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Culkin was well out of range. Poor timing from Zelboraf.
Culkin's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Culkin duly obliges.
It looks like Vemurafenib Zelboraf has been cut.
Zelboraf looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Zelboraf takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Culkin lands a hook that stumbles Zelboraf back into the cage. Culkin follows up with a straight and another hook that land right on the button, dropping Zelboraf to the canvas! Culkin pounces and lands several unanswered shots - Zelboraf has had enough and taps out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Macaulay Culkin!
After winning the bout, Macaulay Culkin thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
The defeated Vemurafenib Zelboraf had this to say: 'Everyone in village watch communal copy of VHS classic movie. How can I return to village after beaten by Kevin McCallister?'.
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